Vampire or Werewolf? - Which would you choose?

Which would you rather be?

  • Vampire

    Votes: 23 29.5%
  • Werewolf

    Votes: 18 23.1%
  • Neither are real, so who fucking cares?

    Votes: 7 9.0%
  • OP is a faggot

    Votes: 30 38.5%

  • Total voters
    78
Team Edward.
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Vampires can turn into bats and fly.

Werewolves can only turn into wolves on a full moon and can't fly.
 
Vampire.

I don't wanna be a furfag even if it's just a temporary transformation.

I can live with no sunlight. I'm not a huge fan of it anyway. Plus I can live for centuries and amass knowledge and other cool stuff.

The weaknesses do kinda suck though. But it depends on the legend.
 
Option 2.

I actually started this thread because I'm playing Skyrim and I just became a werewolf. That somehow turned into an argument with a coworker about which was better/worse.

I see that you too are a man of culture. Most of my Skyrim characters also are dragonkin furries - I mean dovahkin werewolves...

If I had to choose between the two, it depends which kind of werewolf and vampire. Not a fan of the Skyrim vampires, so I usually go werewolf since they can't get sick and can transform at will. Plus I love the mod.

The setting also changes the choice too. If it's Warhammer Fantasy, I'd take Vampire Count over werewolf. If it's 40k I'd choose Blood Angels over Space Wolves everytime too. Also, I'd choose vampire if it's the kind of werewolf that only transforms at the full moon and has no self control.
 
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Vampire. But not your typical emo, pretty-boy faggot vampire, I'm talking the Count Orlok kind. The full-throttle, no fucking-brakes-on-this-blood-sucking-rape-train, monster kind.
Orlok was a decrepit old man that got killed because he couldn't stop feeling up a young woman. He's the Woody Allen of vampires.

Anyway, I suppose I'm close enough to being a werewolf anyway. I like rare steaks and have an embarrassing amount of body hair. :powerlevel:
 
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