Vampires should be black - Something that actually needs more diversity

[Sage In All Fields]

Think about it, imagine the hood kids, but now they have fangs.

White people are just not scary anymore, it's sad but we have to accept it, and Twilight hasn't helped with the image of white vampires. We need to rethink the genre to bring it back.
For comparison:
white vampires

Note how the scarier one is female, because women are scarier than men (which is why Edgar Allen Poe's stories are mostly about women). While Edward is like a guy I might meet at work who doesn't talk much and whose favourite hobbies include superhero movies.

But what's scarier than women? Black people

Laurent isn't even showing his fangs and I'm already scared.

Obviously something would need to be done to figure out the whole 'allergic to sunlight but they're black' thing, but I'm sure you can come up with some reasoning.

Thank you for reading my post

 

[Nick Gars]

But vampires are already real, they just drain your wallet as well as your blood.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

But what about Blade?

 

[RollerGator]

We wuz vampz n shit

 

[Wormy]

The 70's already beat ya to it

 

[Smug Chuckler]

So if vampires are the descendants of Cain and Mormons believe that blacks bear the mark of Cain... :thunk:

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Shidoen]

Jesus Christ we already got the Gays spreading AIDS now I don’t need these darkies flying around as a bat with gold chains finding some ex who wouldn’t blow em off.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

If you want to see more stories with black vampires in them, make those stories yourself. Be the change you want to see.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

But vampires are already real, they just drain your wallet as well as your blood.

No those are called Jews

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Hmmmm.....

> Sleeps all day
> Has parasitic relationship with young White women and disposes of them when they're of no further use
> Doesn't have a job
> Commits disproportionate number of murders

Definitely seems like a description of a nigger vampire nigger.

@GrinningCat
No those are called Jews

The word you're looking for is "Nose-feratu".

 

[ClownBrew]

Sebastian from Once Bitten

 

[Troonologist PhD]

No those are called Jews

They're basically already vampires.

• Rule the world from the shadows
• Obscenely wealthy and aristocratic
• Perform Satanic rites involving blood such as Metzizah P'beh
• Hate and fear the Lord Jesus Christ
• Look like stereotypical vampires
• Extremely hedonistic and obsessed with sex
• Worship the demon Lilith with child sacrifice
• Heavily associated with Eastern Europe

 

[Lucky Jim]

But displaying him in a coffin with a stake through his heart would look like a hate crime

 

[Jewthulhu]

Obviously something would need to be done to figure out the whole 'allergic to sunlight but they're black' thing, but I'm sure you can come up with some reasoning.

Vampires in folklore weren't vulnerable to sunlight. They were also described as "plump" with "healthy" skin. In other words, your vampire could be a fat woman darker than night (redundant I know) and it would be more historically accurate than most modern vampire fiction.

 

[Wormy]

Sebastian from Once Bitten

"I came out of the closet CENTURIES ago..."

Wish I could find a clip of the "I have to replace every door you break down in this house! Can you at least try and see if it's open first!?" bit.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

So you want them to steal your blood, as well as your wallet?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

If vampires were black they wouldn't burn up in the sun.

 

[XYZpdq]

between Blacula and Blade the bar is set really high, so I can understand if people don't want to take a swing at it

 

[Ketamine Kat]