Think about it, imagine the hood kids, but now they have fangs.
White people are just not scary anymore, it's sad but we have to accept it, and Twilight hasn't helped with the image of white vampires. We need to rethink the genre to bring it back.
For comparison:
white vampires
Note how the scarier one is female, because women are scarier than men (which is why Edgar Allen Poe's stories are mostly about women). While Edward is like a guy I might meet at work who doesn't talk much and whose favourite hobbies include superhero movies.
But what's scarier than women? Black people
Laurent isn't even showing his fangs and I'm already scared.
Obviously something would need to be done to figure out the whole 'allergic to sunlight but they're black' thing, but I'm sure you can come up with some reasoning.
Jesus Christ we already got the Gays spreading AIDS now I don’t need these darkies flying around as a bat with gold chains finding some ex who wouldn’t blow em off.
> Sleeps all day
> Has parasitic relationship with young White women and disposes of them when they're of no further use
> Doesn't have a job
> Commits disproportionate number of murders
Definitely seems like a description of a niggervampire nigger.
Obviously something would need to be done to figure out the whole 'allergic to sunlight but they're black' thing, but I'm sure you can come up with some reasoning.
Vampires in folklore weren't vulnerable to sunlight. They were also described as "plump" with "healthy" skin. In other words, your vampire could be a fat woman darker than night (redundant I know) and it would be more historically accurate than most modern vampire fiction.
