Disaster ‘Velma’ Is So Bad It's Spawned Psyop Conspiracy Theories

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‘Velma’ Is So Bad It's Spawned Psyop Conspiracy Theories​

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Yesterday, HBO Max bragged that Velma, the new adult-rated Scooby Doo cartoon, was its most-viewed animated premiere ever. I’m not sure precisely what that says, given that the only other Max original animated series I can even think of is Harley Quinn, plus a bunch of other older series that WB Discovery recently murdered.


But people are certainly talking about Velma, that much is true. Just…not very positively. Velma currently has the lowest audience score I’ve seen for an HBO or HBO Max production, a 7%. To get that low requires not just “review bombing” but your show also likely has to be…genuinely bad.

And it is. Velma is very, very bad.

Velma is so bad in fact, that it’s spawning conspiracy theories that creator Mindy Kaling made what is essentially a parody of what the right wing thinks left wing comedy is like. As in, a show that not just recast most roles with new races, but also features loads and loads of “white guys, amiright?” jokes. The idea is that Kaling is a secretly conservative force in media trying to make the left look bad by making a cringey adult cartoon full of “this rich white guy has a small dong” jokes that the right can point at as everything wrong with race-recasted, social justice-influenced media.


I do not want to go down a big rabbit hole about Mindy Kaling’s personal beliefs and influences here. And yet if that wasn’t the intent of the show, it sure feels like it in practice. On one side, it absolutely is working to spark mockery from the right, exactly as you might imagine it would. But on the other, it’s just not defensible at all by those who would normally welcome a progressive series.


Take She-Hulk for example. That was a hugely controversial show where it was very explicit about roasting misogynistic comic fans, perhaps often lacking in subtlety. But I would still very much defend that show, as I think its humor and fourth-wall breaking works, and most of the people who were upset about it are the very people that it’s overtly making fun of…for being upset about it.

Velma is not that. Velma is not defensible by any stretch of the imagination. It’s just bad. Making progressive jokes is fine so long as the jokes are good. They are not good. I heard the show described somewhere as a series written by TV writers who only ever talk to other TV writers. That’s a pretty good summary. And the idea here is that it’s so, so bad at landing its jabs at right wingers that it almost feels like self-sabotage.

There is a world in which this concept might have worked. I can see an “adult” Scooby Doo series where you have an overlooked Velma attempting to claw back credit from a privileged Fred, the “leader” of the gang. And yet here it’s not just jabbing at Fred for being an overconfident white dude, it’s literally “he’s such a whiny white man baby that his mommy cuts his steak and he hasn’t finished puberty so he has a small penis.” Like just…no remote hint of subtlety or nuance or anything that could make the progressive humor work.
An easy counter-example to turn to is the R-rated Harley Quinn series, also on HBO Max, which still feels true to the characters it focuses on, is full of left-leaning messaging on misogyny an LGBTQ issues, but importantly…is funny and compelling. I mean, this show recently did a full bit about the Joker running for mayor as a progressive socialist and it worked.
Velma? I don’t know what Velma is doing. I’m not sure I subscribe to this “Mindy Kaling made a dogwhistle series for right wing trolls” theory, as the Occam’s Razor explanation is that the show is just…bad. The jokes are…bad. That’s really it.
I may continue watching out of morbid fascination, but man, this is truly one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen.
 
And a cuck, seeing as he walked in on Velma and Daphne kissing.

But, no, Norville was always his given name. It's just that until now, it was literal trivia because the Mystery Gang 1) existed and 2) was comprised of friends familiar with each other.


Oh god, you're right.. -_-'

Yeah but it still feels like a "new" name thanks to obscurity and norms alone here.

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Who wrote this trainwreck? Or is it an intentional experiment to make a TV program that everyone will hate?
I think Mindy didn't add Scooby Doo because she couldn't think of a cynical edgy take on him. Every other mystery gang member is a warped mirror of their OG versions but what do you even do with Scoob?Give him rabies?


I also see that people took notice of the under age "nudity" too.
 
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It died with Casey Kasem and the bloated corpse has just gotten more and more maggot infested over time. Let it stay dead.
I actually disagree with that. Although I do prefer Kasem over Lillard, Kasem wasn't in the two best things Scooby ever did: Zombie Island (Billy West) and Mystery Inc (Lillard). Hell, I even think you COULD do an adult take on Scooby Doo as a one off series.

It just wouldn't look anything like this.
 
I went to look up one of the VAs on Wikipedia.
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"mixed reviews from critics"

I deadass don't know how to respond.

It checks the right boxes and at least attempts to make fun of the right people so... MSM reviewers are conflicted enough to at least not totally zero it! It's just the current state of the insanity we live through.
 
So between this and Cuties, I guess underage nudity is just something woke foreign women can use in their productions and get away with scot free now.
Oh wait a minute. I had to double check they are 15 in this series.
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Still it's very inappropriate. I thought they were in college because the art style makes them look way older
 
I watched the scene where Fred is in a court room and Velma is lecturing him on how he's been pampered his entire life to the point of not even being able to cut meat and all I could think of is how the Pajeet actress who plays black Velma (she's also an executive producer and likely helped with writing) had an incredibly privileged upbringing. Her father was an architect and her mother was an OBGYN. In Massachusetts OBGYN's alone can make up to 300k+ a year. This woman was born into wealth and never had to worry about money in her life and her cartoon insert is lecturing evil white men about privilege.
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This is one of the meanest, nastiest, unfunniest shows I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching. I’m so fucking sick of these programs written by bitter, miserable, Tumblr-addicted women who uses the main character of said show to be her self-insert. It’s not just modern writing on full display, it’s modern arrogance and the loathing for anything that speaks to the human soul. Instead we get shitpile after shitpile of shows that are written for a bitchy woman and her close coterie of upper crust wine-addicted equally miserable harpy friends who think they’re more intelligent than they actually are.
 
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