Disaster ‘Velma’ Is So Bad It's Spawned Psyop Conspiracy Theories

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‘Velma’ Is So Bad It's Spawned Psyop Conspiracy Theories​

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Velma
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Yesterday, HBO Max bragged that Velma, the new adult-rated Scooby Doo cartoon, was its most-viewed animated premiere ever. I’m not sure precisely what that says, given that the only other Max original animated series I can even think of is Harley Quinn, plus a bunch of other older series that WB Discovery recently murdered.


But people are certainly talking about Velma, that much is true. Just…not very positively. Velma currently has the lowest audience score I’ve seen for an HBO or HBO Max production, a 7%. To get that low requires not just “review bombing” but your show also likely has to be…genuinely bad.

And it is. Velma is very, very bad.

Velma is so bad in fact, that it’s spawning conspiracy theories that creator Mindy Kaling made what is essentially a parody of what the right wing thinks left wing comedy is like. As in, a show that not just recast most roles with new races, but also features loads and loads of “white guys, amiright?” jokes. The idea is that Kaling is a secretly conservative force in media trying to make the left look bad by making a cringey adult cartoon full of “this rich white guy has a small dong” jokes that the right can point at as everything wrong with race-recasted, social justice-influenced media.


I do not want to go down a big rabbit hole about Mindy Kaling’s personal beliefs and influences here. And yet if that wasn’t the intent of the show, it sure feels like it in practice. On one side, it absolutely is working to spark mockery from the right, exactly as you might imagine it would. But on the other, it’s just not defensible at all by those who would normally welcome a progressive series.


Take She-Hulk for example. That was a hugely controversial show where it was very explicit about roasting misogynistic comic fans, perhaps often lacking in subtlety. But I would still very much defend that show, as I think its humor and fourth-wall breaking works, and most of the people who were upset about it are the very people that it’s overtly making fun of…for being upset about it.

Velma is not that. Velma is not defensible by any stretch of the imagination. It’s just bad. Making progressive jokes is fine so long as the jokes are good. They are not good. I heard the show described somewhere as a series written by TV writers who only ever talk to other TV writers. That’s a pretty good summary. And the idea here is that it’s so, so bad at landing its jabs at right wingers that it almost feels like self-sabotage.

There is a world in which this concept might have worked. I can see an “adult” Scooby Doo series where you have an overlooked Velma attempting to claw back credit from a privileged Fred, the “leader” of the gang. And yet here it’s not just jabbing at Fred for being an overconfident white dude, it’s literally “he’s such a whiny white man baby that his mommy cuts his steak and he hasn’t finished puberty so he has a small penis.” Like just…no remote hint of subtlety or nuance or anything that could make the progressive humor work.
An easy counter-example to turn to is the R-rated Harley Quinn series, also on HBO Max, which still feels true to the characters it focuses on, is full of left-leaning messaging on misogyny an LGBTQ issues, but importantly…is funny and compelling. I mean, this show recently did a full bit about the Joker running for mayor as a progressive socialist and it worked.
Velma? I don’t know what Velma is doing. I’m not sure I subscribe to this “Mindy Kaling made a dogwhistle series for right wing trolls” theory, as the Occam’s Razor explanation is that the show is just…bad. The jokes are…bad. That’s really it.
I may continue watching out of morbid fascination, but man, this is truly one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen.
 
Hell, I even think you COULD do an adult take on Scooby Doo as a one off series.

It just wouldn't look anything like this.
I mean, that’s sorta what “Buffy” was, hence all the “Scooby gang” references every other episode. (And probably why SMG played Daphne in the 2002/04 live-action films.)

And they didn’t have a dog either, and had Willow as their openly lesbian Velma.
 
This is one of the meanest, nastiest, unfunniest shows I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching. I’m so fucking sick of these programs written by bitter, miserable, Tumblr-addicted women who uses the main character of said show to be her self-insert. It’s not just modern writing on full display, it’s modern arrogance and the loathing for anything that speaks to the human soul. Instead we get shitpile after shitpile of shows that are written for a bitchy woman and her close coterie of upper crust wine-addicted equally miserable harpy friends who think they’re more intelligent than they actually are.
Jokes about it aside, women can be funny. In fact there's nothing sexier than a woman who is able to dish out hilarious jokes and keep up with the men about it. It's just that society seems to make women think that in order to be "funny," all they can talk about are their sexual experiences, their periods, how fat they are, and their shit, piss and farts etc. It's fucking disgusting and one of the few genuine forms of misogyny these days. Women "have" to joke about sex and bodily functions, men "can" but they still suck when they do. Observational humor is so much better.
 
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Considering this show is and will continue to be a train wreak, I think it should be moved to Multimedia... (unless already has a thread, but it wasn't last time I saw.)

I realized something, watching it: It is intended to offend literally any audience. It attacks several woke cows with nearly the same vitriol it reserves for the original show's fanbase. Every single thing it changes, every single thing it does wrong it does with malice aforethought. I know a number of people who are relatively woke and who would be just as livid about this show as their counterparts outside the wokesphere. It is in every way excessive, and intended, in a calculating way, to piss off every possible demographic.
They're trying to bait even the woke to hate it in the hopes of securing hatewatches.
You are giving them too much credit. They are doing this with every other show under the premise of SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS.

If the show is a reboot/remake, they "punish" old fans for liking a show that isn't updated to their political views. "How dare you to watch a cartoon where everybody was white? Now your favorite characters will be all black, gay, trans, and progressive, all the things I am assuming you don't like!"

If the show is new, then they tell the audience that the world is ugly, bad, mean, and oppressive, and all characters must suffer and be nasty all the time to prove it.

The worse part is that they truly don't understand why most people don't like shows like this. They believed that women are still oppressed in science careers, and that's why they had to make a female Ghostbusters.

And they didn’t have a dog either, and had Willow as their openly lesbian Velma.
Spike was their dog. Anya was Daphne. I guess Giles was Fred. And Dawn was Scrappy?
 
Spike was their dog. Anya was Daphne. I guess Giles was Fred. And Dawn was Scrappy?
Honestly, Spike, Anya, and Oz (the werewolf) were all sort of the “Scooby” stand-in, depending on the season (especially Anya, until Whedon stopped letting her have lines because he hated the actress).

Dawn was definitely meant to be Scrappy, I think there was even a line about that at one point, since she was intentionally designed to be a late addition annoying character shoehorned into the show.
 
Well people still watch Netflix even though they caught charges over Cuties...

Still good on you to pull the plug yourself. You can hit a company where it hurts in their pocketbook when you're sick of them.
Never said I payed for a subscription I'm just not continuing to use their services. Same with Netflix.
Back to the high seas
 
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Imagine spawning a show so bad that even the pajeets hate you instead of gulping it down.
i want every whiny street shitter that screamed to have apu removed from the simpsons to apologize to apu
you didn't want the hardest working and smartest guy in springfield just because he ran a convenience store and had an accent
you get this
 
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