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Starjew Valley. Is it good or is it just another instance of soyboys badly ripping off an old game (In this case Harvest Moon) but adding funny anime references and woke talking points?
Also I know giving chucklefuck my money is a bad idea after all the shit I heard about from starbound.
 
I am looking to get into Arma 3, so browsing a few places I came across an article from the verge where red cross wanted players being virtually punished for virtual war crimes.

So i thought I'd look up war crimes on wikipedia:
"Examples of war crimes include intentionally killing civilians or prisoners, torturing, destroying civilian property, taking hostages, performing a perfidy, raping, using child soldiers, pillaging, declaring that no quarter will be given, and seriously violating the principles of distinction and proportionality, and military necessity."

These are pretty much the only reasons I play multiplayer games!
 
Well, here's my gaming retrospective of 2019. To be fair I bought fewer new games in 2019 than I did in 2018. There just wasn't all that much to attract me. Also I got into Total Warhammer 2 and that, with its time sink gameplay and constant expansions, chewed a lot of my time up. Still. Roughly in the order they came out:

- Lorelai. From the developer of The Cat Lady and Downfall, this is a sequel to R. Michalski's adventures in mental health. Whereas the Cat Lady was about the title character's vision quest to escape her depression, and Downfall was more about paranoid delusion, this is one about its effects on others. Lorelai is the only sane person in a dysfunctional family. The photomontage-style graphics come back as well, as does a cameo from Susan Ashworth of the Cat Lady and I believe one of the side characters from Downfall. Also had a really comfy soundtrack with this annoyingly catchy number over one of the cutscenes with its gothic style jangly guitars and so forth. Pretty cool really. Also multiple endings. And you can drive an alcoholic to suicide.

- Ion Fury. Mega. Absolutely mega. It didn't just ape a 1990s shooter, it was a 1990s shooter right down to having a protagonist who spouts pre- and post-mortem one liners, gratuitous toilet humour, big levels full of secrets and easter eggs and shout outs, and ridiculous guns with ridiculous names. For instance, you can get an SMG called the Penetrator and if you find a second one you can dual-wield it (I didn't get this joke until weeks after the game came out btw.) Only downside is some of the boss fights are a bit dull; the final boss is basically a rehash of Doom 2's Icon of Sin. Other than that, great fun. Are you on your knees yet???

- Greedfall. A Diplomat Is You. Third person action RPG with a colonial-era aesthetic, so sword and pistol combat, big hats, and nice coats. I really liked the aesthetic of this one and the fact that there were often multiple ways to complete quests and that the best ending required you to make choices that didn't appear to be the best ones. I also (slight spoilers ahead) liked how the Malichor was literally a spiritual malaise, if you catch my drift. Some of the companions, though, felt a bit empty especially once you'd done all their loyalty quests. Also the player's own faction felt more than a little underdeveloped compared to the Thelemites (Conquistador equivalents) and the Bridge Alliance (Persian fedora-wearing atheists). I mean, I guess that the Congregation of Merchants was supposed to be a sort of mercantile state like Flanders (the game was developed in Belgium after all) but it felt like "the other one." Still, worth playing. A bit of poison on my blade, and let's GO!

- Irony Curtain: From Matryoshka with Love. I didn't gel with this. A humorous point and click adventure set in an expy of the Soviet Union but lacking in a lot of, you know, humour. It felt all a bit contrived and unfunny. I had to drag my way through it and I'm normally a fan of pointy-clicky stuff.

- The Outer Worlds. It's not the best choice, it's Spacer's Choice! I liked the setting, which reminded me more of Terry Gilliam's Brazil and Idiocracy than New Vegas, and being an Obsidian game the story beats and quest structure and combat was very comfy, but once again, the companions were underdeveloped. Compare and contrast Pillars of Eternity 2, which went out its way to develop all the characters throughout and often they had banter and passed comment in almost every quest. Worth a go though (hint: you can get it on PC from Xbox Live store if you don't want to fund Winnie the Pooh via the Epic Store.)

I was hoping to get Metro Exodus as well as it looked pretty cool and looks like it is a sort of expeditionary story but being an Epic Store timed exclusive I didn't. I don't trust EGS with my personal data and the Chinese government owns something like 40% of Epic these days.

2020 will most likely be dominated by Cyberpunk 2077 as far as I'm concerned. That being said, I'm also looking forward to Wrath: Aeon of Ruin (an old-school shooter with old-school tech), Doom Eternal (an old-school shooter with modern tech), Baldur's Gate III (which is on track to be seriously tasty), and hopefully we might see Beyond a Steel Sky (the sequel to the 1993 cyberpunk adventure Beneath a Steel Sky) and Technobabylon: Birthright.
 
Starjew Valley. Is it good or is it just another instance of soyboys badly ripping off an old game (In this case Harvest Moon) but adding funny anime references and woke talking points?
Also I know giving chucklefuck my money is a bad idea after all the shit I heard about from starbound.
Relaxing autism is the best way I can think to describe that game. I don’t believe it’s anywhere near the levels of hype it has achieved, but it does have mod support on the PC. I think I would have enjoyed it more on the Switch, personally, while taking a dump or something - like Minecraft.
 
Starjew Valley. Is it good or is it just another instance of soyboys badly ripping off an old game (In this case Harvest Moon) but adding funny anime references and woke talking points?
Also I know giving chucklefuck my money is a bad idea after all the shit I heard about from starbound.

I played some of it, an hour or two, and it is like Harvest Moon in that it has the same... it is Harvest Moon. There's probably more to it but it felt like the SNES game. Still just as fun but not anything new. You want something new that's old? Play Aerobiz or as I would call it "Aircraft Moon".
 
What is the best game to get some of my pent-up Morrowind/Oblivion-era autism out of my system?
 
What is the best game to get some of my pent-up Morrowind/Oblivion-era autism out of my system?

Gothic series, maybe? But be warned - like all Piranha Bytes games, they have not so much a learning curve as a learning cliff. ELEX is even more so.

(Speaking of which, I feel like doing a reinstall of Gothic 2 from my GOG.com account.)
 
feeling bored and want to kill time, so got back into dungeon fighter, man this is a great flashy game to waste like 2-3 hours a day on while you have youtube or something in the background
 
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Starjew Valley. Is it good or is it just another instance of soyboys badly ripping off an old game (In this case Harvest Moon) but adding funny anime references and woke talking points?
Also I know giving chucklefuck my money is a bad idea after all the shit I heard about from starbound.
You pretty much explained Stardew Valley perfectly without even playing it. Just look at the character portraits to get an idea of what kind of gay shit you're in for. It's pretty much SNES Harvest Moon but everyone's a western hipster. I really think it only got popular because it aped a tried-and-true franchise and managed to get the word out to them asses, considering the earlier Harvest Moon games (before the franchise turned to shit) were fairly rare. I think Harvest Moon SNES and 64 are among the rarest games on their platforms.
 
With the exception of Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts, these examples are the kinds of games I’m talking about:

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With that said, does anyone have any JRPG games that I can play? Also, any ones that I’ve never heard of?
 
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I would recomend the SMT and Persona games on PS2, DS or 3DS. They generally have a more involved combat system I feel, like actual benefits to taking advantages of weaknesses other than +10 damage. For the most part there is a system to gain more turns during a fight for doing so. Huge roster of recruitable demons and skills for each one, kind of like Pokemon and Dragon Quest Monsters, and then a whole system of fusing demons together for new one.

Etrian Odyssey is a pretty fun series as well, its a first person dungeon crawler where you have a party of 5 and you're mapping out dungeon floors, getting materials from monsters, avoiding and then defeating the more dangerous FOE enemies that patrol the maps. Very fun and pretty consistent quality. First two games have 3DS remakes with a more story focused mode and set characters, as well as classic mode where you are free to build your party however you want. A bit more difficult than other similar games. All of them are one DS and 3DS.
 
I came here to shit on JRPGs, but I see you actually have pretty good tastes. I've yet to play the two bottom games you listed. Maybe, the mood will strike me and I'll play those soon
(edit: also, The Thousand Year Door is definitely superior to the Original, though the level design in the original is my favorite. Also FFX and FFX-2 are unironically some of the best in the genre even with the goofy ass characters)
 
There's a translation patch for GiFTPiA, most people missed that one. It was made by the chibi-robo developers.
The intro is fantastic(timestamped at 4 minutes) and the music is very unique, just like the game itself. It's not really a jRPG though.

Square's "Treasures of the Rudras" is translated as well. It's good and looks very much like Final Fantasy 6.
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Treasure Hunter G is another good one from Square, I don't remember exactly what it was that I liked but I think it was the battle system. It's a different spin on the usual formula but without it getting Chrono Cross complicated.
 
While I know nobody here really plays Nancy Drew, and I'll probably get a few Autistic ratings for this, but...
I feel like Midnight in Salem isn't one of the better ones? But at the same time, it's not one of the absolute worst. Very dialogue heavy, and not enough puzzles would be my main complaint. It just feels... short, for what it costs. At least it's not Ransom of the Seven Ships, which was the worst one out of the ones I've played. I've also heard that Creature of Kapu Cave is really bad, but I haven't played it yet.
 
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