Video Game Chat Thread - Pre-Alpha Experimental Version

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

And Mooncrash was really good without having to ignore the characters.

I suspect they're not very similar to each other. The fun thing about Deathloop was the loop. Unlike games like Dishonored, Thief and Deus Ex it meant that you could tear through it, the world would reset. Then when you knew the maps and activities/patterns you could do it the right way, no need to play the game again because you're always playing the game again. For that genre it was clever and beneficial IMO.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

I suspect they're not very similar to each other. The fun thing about Deathloop was the loop. Unlike games like Dishonored, Thief and Deus Ex it meant that you could tear through it, the world would reset. Then when you knew the maps and activities/patterns you could do it the right way, no need to play the game again because you're always playing the game again. For that genre it was clever and beneficial IMO.

Nigga, Deathloop was literally a copy/paste of Mooncrash but made worse and with 200% more niggers

 

[Pissmaster]

I liked Deathloop, for me it took a kiwi effort post to explain what the game was. In the reveal it seemed like a... Dark Souls invasion type of thing with a suspicious smell of live service.
The problem is that a lot of the dialogue/monolgue/quips/item descriptions is... It's often like letting tumblr users write an AVGN episode full of swears but not the forbidden ones or combinations of swears that would be haram to the woke. That part is not organic or natural.
But the game is really fun and engaging, the core idea and gameplay loop is actually really good.

Deathloop's writing is trash, but it did become a lot more palatable when I switched the voice acting to Japanese. For a game that's supposed to take place in the 1960s, the dialog all sounding like retarded millenial soyfags sure stands the hell out.

 

[CuzinEd]

Other than the dialogue and some characters(and their dialogue) Deathloop was really good as a game. It was bad as a movie game though.

Deathloop's writing is trash, but it did become a lot more palatable when I switched the voice acting to Japanese. For a game that's supposed to take place in the 1960s, the dialog all sounding like retarded millenial soyfags sure stands the hell out.

It looked like cringey garbage to me with shoehorned diversity characters. I just avoided it like the plague from everything I saw of it. The dialogue was super cringey. It also had too many niggers for me. I tried to play San Andreas last year and that was getting to me. The niggers in that game act like typical ghetto clowns and I still couldn't tolerate it much. It's one of the reasons I rank GTA SA lower because of all the retarded nigger shit. I am playing as nigger while driving around listening to K-DST or Radio X while doing drive by shootings on other niggers. It just isn't right.

 

[ShitlordroltihS]

Deathloop's writing is trash, but it did become a lot more palatable when I switched the voice acting to Japanese. For a game that's supposed to take place in the 1960s, the dialog all sounding like retarded millenial soyfags sure stands the hell out.

Only thing about death loop I enjoyed was the invasion shit. The time loop stuff was fun but it got old quick (as predicted)

 

[Slav Power]

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Jesus Christ /v/ made a second one of these, Autism aside can anyone tell me who most of these characters even are?

Yeah a fair bit, though it's funny that they got lazy and left a whole bunch of empty spaces while the older one had all of them populated.

Makimura Makoto (Suffering/Deserved 100/10) from Yakuza 0: Absused in slavery to the point where she lost her sight
The buddy thing (S/D 90/5): He's from a Flash game where you could abuse the living shit out of him
Kiryu Kazuma (65/20): Well, it's Kiryu, I'm not gonna explain the lore of 7 games.
40/20: That's the protagonist of a Flash game where you played as an amateur surgeon, patching people up with staplers and shit.
70/35 (Hunt Down The Freeman): YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE
35/40: Thomas Angelo from Mafia
40/45: Rochelle from Left 4 Dead 2
25/85: The Dude from Postal 2
25/80: Medic from TF2, the sadistic doctor who ignores all of Hippocrates' oaths and was involved with the Nazis
40/60: The girl from Little Inferno, that was a weird ass game
65/70: The villain from Super Meat Boy
65/65: Well it's their own fault they've all decided to go to war and completely annihilate themselves so fuck them
55/0: Protagonist of Shenmue
50/70: The greatest war criminal the United States of America has ever seen, godspeed you magnificent bastard, and God Bless America
50/75: The guy from Metal Gear Revengeance that said the shit about memes being the DNA of the soul
90/30: Some character from Patapon, I only remember the game vaguely
95/10: Trent Reznor goes HUUH (Quake 1)
25/65: Isaac's mother from The Binding of Isaac
25/20: Fancypants from Fancypants Adventures, an old Flash platformer
70/55: That's the werewolf guy from that Telltale game that was actually somewhat decent
70/45: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And THIS, is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom tool cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
70/40: Wei Shen from Sleeping Dogs
60/50: Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect

And a bunch of other characters that are so mainstream it's not worth mentioning them because everyone will recognize them. Plus a lot of generic chink shit and gay bullshit like Overwatch. So yeah /v/ is getting worse and worse.

Here's an older version I was talking about that has way more recognizable characters and actually has all the fields populated.

 

[BiggerChungus]

There'll never be a game like Max Payne again.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Man, have you seen that unrecorded demo thingy? UE5 looks legit how next gen should have looked on launch...damn son.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Do we have a Satisfactory thread? I did not see one. Seems like their big update has hit a snag.

Porting the game to Unreal 5 must be a big task.

 

[CuzinEd]

You can get Fallout 1 Fallout 2 and Fallout tactics for free. Just click where it says ISO image and it will download. I found out a few days ago that the Steam version is censored. I mean more than just the children which isn't a problem in the US. The censored a lot more in the Steam version. I have original copies of the first two games and I bought the Fallout trilogy off eBay last week for about $15 or so.

But you can get it here for free. Just throw it on a USB thumb drive and keep it forever. I think it comes with the patches that were in use to make it run in 2009. It's not the newest release but it's better than the censored Steam version. Just get the Killaps unofficial patch for Fallout 2.

I know tactics isn't the best Fallout game. But it's free.

Then you can head over to myabandonware and get Jaws Unleashed also for free. I was playing it the other day. It's not a great game but again it's free. You can also get The Simpsons Hit and Run on there as well. It's where I got it. I use Lucas's Mod Manager. I picked up a few games from there. Even some Mech warrior games. I have them all on a USB drive.

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[Pissmaster]

Here's an older version I was talking about that has way more recognizable characters and actually has all the fields populated.

We could do our own here, post a thread.

I'll start. Ryuta Kawashima, the floating head in Brain Age, is like a 30/50

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I'd put Bomberman at a 50/50, he must have done something gnarly to get that treatment.

Taizo Hori, known from the Dig Dug incident, is a 40/20. He dug that hole willingly, he's not completely innocent.

 

[Articles and Nudes]

Zero buzz for Redfall, huh. Sassy Nigress with giant afro and golden hoop earrings plus a 30 FPS cap seems to have killed it.

 

[Pissmaster]

Zero buzz for Redfall, huh. Sassy Nigress with giant afro and golden hoop earrings plus a 30 FPS cap seems to have killed it.

I mean, just look at it:

Not to be confused with Arkane's last game, which starred:


Or their game before that:


If any of you reading this are black, I'll bet you can just walk right into Arkane's offices and take whatever you want. In fact, you should do that. Just help yourself to as many free high-end development computers as you'd like. Put one in every room.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Or their game before that:

not fair. death of the outsider was pretty good

 

[Articles and Nudes]

You can't loot enemy guns in Redfall. They dissappear as soon as the enemy is killed, lmao.

Game doesn't justify being locked at 30 fps. The animation on the vampires is weird and wonderfully fluid, but it's very basic looking otherwise.

I dunno. Can't see this changing dramatically.

 

[Pissmaster]

>27% of the 18 user reviews for this game are positive
>$70, or $100 for the version with extra cosmetics
>Gmanlives mentioned it's AU$120; says it's a disappointing game

 

[Tor Lugosi]

Wolfenstein Youngblood & Cyberpilot, Deathloop, and now Redfall.

Arkane's really on a losing streak these days.

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

Well, damn; I was honestly hoping that Redfall would end up being something of a hidden gem. To quote one of the reviewers: "How did Arkane go from Dishonored to this?"

I do think it's possible to salvage the game - some rather big patches would be a good start - but I'm not going to delude myself; Arkane's fucked up with this, and they need to be held over the coals until they get their shit together and start making some decent work again. Hell, at this point, I'm not sure they should even try to fix the game; let the game burn, let the company lose their money, and maybe it'll teach them not to release a game as a broken mess. I doubt they'll learn, granted, but it's nice to dream.

 

[Articles and Nudes]

Can't even hate Redfall, it's that bland. Vampires just aren't threatening, there's no passion in the world building, and my coastal guard chick (who is also apparently an engineer, AI programmer, robotics expert and trained marine) can't decide whether or not she has an accent.

Seeing people blame Microsoft for this, but I think we just have to accept Arkane caught lightning in a bottle with Dishonoured and never repeated it.