Video Game Chat Thread - Pre-Alpha Experimental Version

Are videogames for children?


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Update on gaming with today's youth while in quarantine. Today's episode is literally about in-game voice chat.

"Heeeey guys."
"Heey guys."
"Guys."
"Hey."
"Can you hear me?"
"Yo can you hear me?"
"Can you hear me?"
"Can you hear me?"
"Curtis can you hear me?"
"Curtis."
"Curtis!"
"Can you hear me?"
"Curtis."
"Guys hey. Can you hear me?"
"Guys."
"Guys."
"Guys."
"Oh man my mic was muted."
"Heeeey guys."
"Heey guys."
"Guys."
"Hey."
"Can you hear me?"
"Yo can you hear me?"
"Shit I was in game chat the whole time!!"
"Sup guys?"
"Curtis your mic is muted."
"Hang on my controller is dying."

Followed by a single gunshot as I kill myself.
 
Check it out bro I fixed your gay controller
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Serious question concerning controllers:

Is the new Xbox D-Pad still a fucking thumbstick with a horrible flat surface or is it actually nice digital switches now?
I've never been a big fan of Sony's weird beans but the 360 D-Pad is fucking horrible.
 
Serious question concerning controllers:

Is the new Xbox D-Pad still a fucking thumbstick with a horrible flat surface or is it actually nice digital switches now?
I've never been a big fan of Sony's weird beans but the 360 D-Pad is fucking horrible.
They rectified that D-Pad with the Xbox One controller. The XSX controller looks near identical to its predecessor. It clicks now.
 
Serious question concerning controllers:

Is the new Xbox D-Pad still a fucking thumbstick with a horrible flat surface or is it actually nice digital switches now?
I've never been a big fan of Sony's weird beans but the 360 D-Pad is fucking horrible.
Ironically, it's now the best D-pad on the market. Get one of the newer ones, though, they've improved it since the first models. Any one of them with the headphone jack on the bottom are the ones with the newer D-pads.
 
I'm tired of remasters but Resident Evil 2/3 and CoD:MW (2019) does them right. Or would they be consider remakes? They modernize an established series without losing its identity. Or just upscale an older game with new textures or higher resolution or frame rate.

I would love a World at War remake/remaster akin to Modern Warfare. Something I noticed when revisiting WaW, especially compared to CoD: WWII, is that it's unapologetically gritty and violent.

The Japanese soldiers use guerilla tactics to fight. Banzai attacks, ambushes, suicide killing. The Russian soldiers are brutal against their enemies and even their own. They want to win by any means necessary. Reznov is a well written historical figure of the Red Army.

The American story was passable, but they showcase the Nazi flag in the campaign. Historical accuracy.

Going back to World at War would be a step up for depicting actual war events where Battlefield V failed. Have that gritty theme with Japanese and Russian settings in WWII would be a breath of fresh air. Africa too would be a nice change of pace.
 
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As someone that hasn't had a Nintendo console since the Wii, is the Switch a worthwhile console to have?

Felt a bit tempted to get one lately due to the recent Kung-Flu and the rumors of Mario's 35th anniversary, so...
 
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Switch is absolutely worth getting. Super Mario Odyssey is very fun.
Any games you recommend besides Odyssey and Breath of the Wild? I checked out on Nintendo games after Super Mario Galaxy 2, but I'm sort of interested in stuff like Luigi's Mansion 3 and Mario + Rabids, I'm even willing to give 2-D platformers like NSMB U and DKC Tropical Freeze a shot.
 
Any games you recommend besides Odyssey and Breath of the Wild? I checked out on Nintendo games after Super Mario Galaxy 2, but I'm sort of interested in stuff like Luigi's Mansion 3 and Mario + Rabids, I'm even willing to give 2-D platformers like NSMB U and DKC Tropical Freeze a shot.
Super Smash Bros Ultimate, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Super Mario Maker 2, Fire Emblem: Three Houses and Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker are some good ones to start with.
 
Should have told them to crack open their liquid cooling systems and drink the coolant inside

Any games you recommend besides Odyssey and Breath of the Wild? I checked out on Nintendo games after Super Mario Galaxy 2, but I'm sort of interested in stuff like Luigi's Mansion 3 and Mario + Rabids, I'm even willing to give 2-D platformers like NSMB U and DKC Tropical Freeze a shot.
Mario + Rabbids was terrific, absolutely get that. Link's Awakening was pretty good too.
 
Looks like it's been removed. Reminds me of that rape simulator someone uploaded a few years ago that Valve seemed indifferent towards despite the huge backlash. Got me thinking:

I remember, years ago, fighting to get a game put on Steam. Applied for developer access, paid the fee, then spent hours a day doing promo and ad runs to boost GreenLight position. It was a huge waste of time and ultimately led to a situation where I had people paying me for the game directly. If Valve said "Give us $1000 and we'll let you put your game up", I would have done it.

When Valve started talking about removing GreenLight and opening the floodgates, I remember so many developers absolutely fucking thrilled they could just add their games for a direct fee, as if the sudden influx of new games wouldn't drastically lower their chances to actually be discovered. A very small percentage of devs (myself included) had our fingers crossed that the submission price would be $500 to $1000 to weed out obvious cash grabs and low-effort shit. It was interesting to have coversations with developers who were completely taken aback by those who wanted the fee raised. Almost none of them viewed game development as a business, but all sweared to be "full-time indie developers" and that $100 was completely unrealistic. A little bit of questioning and 9 times out of 10 it was revealed they were either collecting unemployment, lived with their parents, or had a husband/wife working full-time to support them.

There was a survey out circa 2014-2015 that showed some fuck-huge percentage of indie developers made less than minimum wage, and that seemed to reflect in the conversations I was having.

Ultimately Valve set the price at $100 and essentially sealed the fate of every single one of these developers. Who cares if you can get your game on Steam? Everyone else is on it too. Now you need an advertising budget (much, much more than the "ideal" $500 - $1000 submission fee) and enough time to bash out deals with Twitch streamers/YouTubers to play your game for an hour. Even during the Greenlight days you'd get shitloads of traffic for the day or two you were still on the front page. Now I hear stories of developers submitting games and getting next to nothing.

It's really cheapened the experience IMO. You can put a ton of time into developing something, but then fall short on the budget needed to get eyes on it. I know people like to believe that if you make a good game it'll get picked out eventually, but I don't think that holds true. It was nearly unheard of to see indies getting publishing deals a decade ago - now it's commonplace. Not so "indie", is it?

The other option, of course, is to make a vaguely shocking horror game with an edgy premise and hope some Twitch streamer plays it for 15 minutes to their audience of 10k. Price it low enough and then you've made a few grand for a few weeks worth of work. Repeat. The last gamedev event I went to was 100% focused on "building games to attract YouTubers" and was hosted by someone who had made a shit, one-off game that some popular YouTube channel featured. The takeway was that the game didn't need to be perfect or even all that enjoyable past a few minutes - as long as you got a bunch of people to play it, you'd done your job.

As much as I dislike Epic's tactics, I do like that they at least want to curate the experience somewhat. It gives me hope that maybe we can see smaller, less professional indie games come back into focus on a bigger platform than something like Itch.io. There's a ton of hidden gems out there that just don't have the push behind it to make it big.
 
Anyone know of a good video Let's Play for Snatcher? Only ones I can find that aren't 200 view low-quality dead channels are slowbeef (lol) and RPG Chick, which is most definitely not a chick once you hear him talk...

Want to use this time to finally see the thing play out while I'm stuck working at home.
 
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