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Are videogames for children?

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Slap47 said:
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Steam is weird.
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basic supply & demand.

besides, getting weirded out by stuff you specifically have look for and and click away the adult content disclaimer, which you can only do that while logged, in is even weirder.
this is nothing, check out volume 1

Least Concern said:
The latest Humble Bundle features sixteen anime-styled visual novels packed to the brim with anime tits.

The charity is Covenant House, which was founded by Catholic priests and nuns to help at-risk children.

God bless America.
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all good if those anime tiddies follow the right faith.
and you wouldn't get it with a burqa, christianity wins again!
 
ZMOT said:
basic supply & demand.

besides, getting weirded out by stuff you specifically have look for and and click away the adult content disclaimer, which you can only do that while logged, in is even weirder.
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IDK, I rarely use the Steam client and I can show you my entire library of games. I click on web-links(in a browser that I have never logged in to steam with) coming from this forum and for the first time ever I was curious about what Steam coins was and what those were used for. Turns out you can only buy avatars and profile backgrounds! I don't care! This was my recommended list:

You can see the Cyberpunk promotion in the background. This was april 2021.
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"Hentai Mosaique Neko Waifus" wtf

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What?

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I have no idea what those games are, never heard of them. Marissa, you've never played them, right? In what way are they hentai or perverted?
Least Concern said:
Interesting. Why reverse engineer this particular game? Was it exceptionally good?
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It was cool as hell and the tutorial broke people because it was too hard, I rage-quitted many times. It was also released on PC at the same time, so I don't know, I played it on a keyboard which didn't make that tutorial easier. Maybe they're releasing the PSX version without slowdown even though PC ran it perfectly at a higher resolution on a shitbox, maybe they're allowing analogue --- it seems really weird.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
It was cool as hell and the tutorial broke people because it was too hard, I rage-quitted many times. It was also released on PC at the same time, so I don't know, I played it on a keyboard which didn't make that tutorial easier. Maybe they're releasing the PSX version without slowdown even though PC ran it perfectly at a higher resolution on a shitbox, maybe they're allowing analogue --- it seems really weird.
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You're confusing it with Driver 1. Driver 1 had the legendary tutorial and a PC version, the second one never came out on PC. Which is probably why this port is being made (there might be other practical reasons, such as it just being unusually easy to reverse engineer for whatever reason. I don't know.)
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
IDK, I rarely use the Steam client and I can show you my entire library of games.
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it was regarding the game @Slap47 posted, don't think it was the intention but it's basically the same low effort bait you can see on /v/ constantly, where they look for some shitty assetflip with single digit reviews or some niche eroge, usually as some "gotcha" how shit steam is by allowing games like this.

the thing is to even see the lewd stuff you have to be logged in so steam can apply country and personal filters, else all you gotta see is this:
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by default you don't get shown adult content and sensitive content per game has it's own disclaimer (which extends to violence and other stuff, you probably have gotten that one at some point), so to even see it you have to specifically go into your settings to enable adult stuff, and then click the big ok button on the page that literally tells you you gonna see weird shit.

you can open the community page to read discussions, see screenshots and everything else, but if you try to open the store page steam tells you this:
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
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I have no idea what those games are, never heard of them. Marissa, you've never played them, right? In what way are they hentai or perverted?
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those avatar frames are from cs:go (don't ask my why and how that relates to a shooter).
EDIT: just checked and I get the exact same recommendation, haven't even played cs:go on that account. nice try valve.

as for the other stuff, ecchi isn't hentai, that's like calling pinups hardcore pornography. doesn't matter what the title says, "Hentai Mosaique Neko Waifus" for budget nekopara huniepop is already tryhard enough, that's like calling your indie fps "rip&tear shotgun massacre of doom".

recommendations also seem to be random or based on some global metric, I get stuff I never heard of or haven't played in years. however what I noticed was that that specific game for some reason has much more pleasing avatar frames that don't scream attention whore, so if you don't want to look like a spastic tool among all the blinking shit in your friends list those are one of the better options. or it's bought by a lot of ironic weebs which bumps it up, who knows.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
IDK, I rarely use the Steam client and I can show you my entire library of games. I click on web-links(in a browser that I have never logged in to steam with) coming from this forum and for the first time ever I was curious about what Steam coins was and what those were used for. Turns out you can only buy avatars and profile backgrounds! I don't care! This was my recommended list:

You can see the Cyberpunk promotion in the background. This was april 2021.
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"Hentai Mosaique Neko Waifus" wtf

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What?

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I have no idea what those games are, never heard of them. Marissa, you've never played them, right? In what way are they hentai or perverted?

It was cool as hell and the tutorial broke people because it was too hard, I rage-quitted many times. It was also released on PC at the same time, so I don't know, I played it on a keyboard which didn't make that tutorial easier. Maybe they're releasing the PSX version without slowdown even though PC ran it perfectly at a higher resolution on a shitbox, maybe they're allowing analogue --- it seems really weird.
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Rule of thumb if a porn game has the word mosaique in the title, it's either a typical 3X3 slide puzzle or it's where you're supposed to corral an object by drawing boundaries which reveal more of the picture in the process.

They are extremely low effort garbage and they've existed for around 40+ years at this point because those were the same types of games that were some of the first actual porn games for PC.
 
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They need to make a sequel to Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker. I’m probably the only Kiwi on here that likes Toad and Toadette.
 


This faggot on Ninja Warrior tells us how he plays retro arcade games like pong and snake to be unique.
It's like every retro gaming forum ever summarized with this kid's intro.
"Hi I play other peoples games, it's my talent."
 
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Crunchy Oats said:
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This faggot on Ninja Warrior tells us how he plays retro arcade games like pong and snake to be unique.
It's like every retro gaming forum ever summarized with this kid's intro.
"Hi I play other peoples games, it's my talent."
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The sleeveless jeans jacket and the fingerless gloves… I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt that this shit was played up for the cameras, but still, oof, this kid is going to live with this forever.
 
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What's the official take on new world? Is it poopoo caca or did they manage to salvage it into something decent? Does anyone trust amazon to keep the game up or are they gonna pull up the plug less than a month in?
 
Hunt: Showdown just got a new map released and is currently half off on Steam so there's never been a better time to enter the bayou and immediately get your head blown off by some fucker with a Lebel.
 
I recently got the Killer7 PC port. The last time I played it was on the PS2, and never managed to beat it.

The port is true to the original, minus the 16:9 conversion and some transition animations being different. No changes to content as far as I can tell. Mouse look does make this game piss easy though even on the harder difficulty. Hitting weak spots on enemies with pixel precision is trivial with a mouse vs. a wobbly thumbstick.

I came out of it disappointed, to be honest. The last half of the game can be skipped over and you won't miss anything at all. All the symbolism is explained in the end, for the most part, with no connection to pretty much anyone. It's not that it's predictable, but I just stopped caring about the half-assed political intrigue after Cloudman. I'm sure there was some symbolism behind that French chick near the end or killing off Mills, but I was just ready for the game to end already. And the epilogue is totally pointless.

Rail shooting is pretty good, I like most of the enemy types and the blood stats system. 6.5/10.
 
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Hugbox Kommissar said:
Hunt: Showdown just got a new map released and is currently half off on Steam so there's never been a better time to enter the bayou and immediately get your head blown off by some fucker with a Lebel.
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Would've loved to play the game if weren't for the fact it's a battle royale at least deathmatch would be cool
 
Been playing Civ 6 with all the dlc.

God, is it just me or do the difficulty levels in this game just keep buffing the AI civs but it keeps screwing me and sticking me in positions where I'm in front of 3-6 barbarian camps.


Currently enjoying playing Rome with Trajan. The free monument works really well as a buff but idk how well it does in Deity difficulty.


Germany and Greece look fun. Vietnam/Korea/Japan are all ones I eventually wanna try out.
 
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King Koalemos said:
God, is it just me or do the difficulty levels in this game just keep buffing the AI civs but it keeps screwing me and sticking me in positions where I'm in front of 3-6 barbarian camps.
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Barbarians have been cheap for as long as I can remember. It's not fun or challenging, it's annoying and dulls the experience. That's just my impression, though.
 
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