Video Game Wives - Lusting after pixelated women

AndSothisIsChristmas said:
Ace Attorney
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Ahem... i present to you, the CLUSSY FEVER Geiru Toneido! *honk honk*

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AndSothisIsChristmas said:
I have no idea why you’d go for a forced meme women in a game with so many beautiful, likeable women in it. I don’t even understand the pun in her name, which is like half the point of an Ace Attorney character.
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dunno never played the ace attorney games. just felt like posting it.

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10 year old me playing HM64 picked the alcoholic bitch loner Karen.
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15 year old me playing HM AWL picked the broke ass loner Nami.
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20 year old me playing RF3 picked the weirdo autist loner Raven.
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Hmm. I guess I have a type.
 
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I'm a little surprised there's not one mention of 2hu here considering there's a whole lot of these characters to pick from. Ironically, none of them are good enough for wife material, as they're all a bunch of pricks in their own way. Comes with the territory of being based off of fairy-tale creatures from pre-Meiji Japan.
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Of course, if this downside (or perhaps an upside for those crazy enough) wasn't in the cards, Momiji is it for me. Compared to the rest of the colorful cast we know about, I like this one the most.
 
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urr13 account said:
I have to save her.
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Not if I get there first.

1994 Honda Civic said:
I'm a little surprised there's not one mention of 2hu here considering there's a whole lot of these characters to pick from. Ironically, none of them are good enough for wife material, as they're all a bunch of pricks in their own way. Comes with the territory of being based off of fairy-tale creatures from pre-Meiji Japan.
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Of course, if this downside (or perhaps an upside for those crazy enough) wasn't in the cards, Momiji is it for me. Compared to the rest of the colorful cast we know about, I like this one the most.
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She's Canadian? That's a dealbreaker.

An Ghost said:
15 year old me playing HM AWL picked the broke ass loner Nami.
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20 year old me playing RF3 picked the weirdo autist loner Raven.
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Oh yeah, it's been so long I forgot about her. Redhead so it was an automatic pick as usual, the only time it was a tough choice was when there was a pink haired girl too.

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Mexican Molotov Marauder said:
How did it take 3 pages for Yennefer to be mentioned?
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how the FUCK did it take SIX FUCKING PAGES for no one to come to the defense of our ONE TRUE WIFE TRISS MERIGOLD?!?!?!?!
@herefortheactualthreads you don't count because you included her with a bunch of diseased chinawomen. Shame on you.
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Yennefer is colder than Antarctica. She is the avatar of the longhouse and all Yenfags secretly want their GFs (if they have any) to step on their balls and peg their assholes. She is a demented freak, don't listen to the devs or the author when they say that Yennefer is the "canon" choice. True MEN impose our own vision upon the world, and Triss is the honest choice of all such men.

I first played Witcher 3 in 2016. I romanced Triss. I replayed Witcher 3 in 2023, this time doing different choices, a different build. I could not bring myself to do the Yennefer route. I romanced Triss again. I think that when I replay Witcher 3 in 2031 I'll do the Triss route again. I will not regret doing it for a third time.

Triss is "wife material" to a T. She is perfection. A woman like Triss will give you countless healthy kids, a stable and peaceful home, and will challenge you to be the best man you can be.

Yennefer will socially, sexually, physically, and psychically castrate you. She is so disgusting I can barely breathe I'm so goddamn repulsed.
 
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Power Ranger Monster said:
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Female Robin from Fire Emblem.
I should play one of those sometime.
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This one, Awakening, is a great one to start with. Easy and beginner friendly, not too complex of a plot, fun characters with hidden depths, and you don’t have to know any series lore like you would something like Engage. Don’t start with Three Houses, its gameplay style hews closer to Persona life sim elements with the tactical battles being spread out and downplayed.
 
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