Vocaroo (Voices of the CWCki community)

Here's some more of my story:

When I got to McD’s to order the q-sands a young niggo was behind the counter. A JERK with a Buddha belly was in the Play Place talking to the kids in a high, soothing voice. A PEDOFORK! I looked to my right and two homos were holding hands and gazing into each other’s eyes. A van from the high school stopped by and some kids in wheelchairs came into the dining establishment. *sigh* These were some slow-in-da-minds stopping by for lunch from their vocational training. These things really gave me the prickly wicklies.
I walked up to the counter and the niggo asked me for my order. I had a mental block. I couldn’t remember what mama wanted me to order. Oh, right! The q-sands! But then my iPhone rang and it was mama saying I should come home immediately. I gave her da update and told me to come home ASAP. I felt a twinge of STRESS. But there was a lady behind me who looked like one of my gal pals. I guess she was the teacher in charge of the slow-in-da-minds.
 
Well this gave me an excuse to test out my laptops mic. And fucking hell is it terrible. It sounds like its underwater or something. Like the shitty little tape recorder I had as a kid to record stupid shit had higher quality than this.

I'm really boring and couldn't think of what to say, so I went with that "hate" speech from IHNMAIMS because it amuses me :lol:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h11oTEu3E9

However, I now have a recording of me going on about how I hate people on the internet. This may prove useful in the future :twisted:
 
^ You sound like an ex-girlfriend of mine if she was American. She has a radio voice like that
 
KatsuKitty said:
Captain’s Log
I was at home playing my life upgrade when mama told me to go out and get her some q-sands. *sigh* I didn’t feel like going full tomgirl on my adventure so I just put on my anime wings and amnyfest ring. I have so much STRESS because I don’t have a heartsweet or even gal pals in the area. The only time I got china (although I could have gotten a gal pal in high school if I wasn’t so naive) was from a Cherokian hooker. And I had to give her a gift basket that cost over 100 American dolla. That’s a lot of yen! But enough of this honest content, it’s too adultery
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I tried.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19z8uaQR3K1
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You sound just as I imagined you did. Amazing.
 
I'm always a bit anxious when I speak to strangers online (suddenly my voice turns somewhat high-pitched), besides I can't come up with a phrase.

if someone gives me a phrase i'll try (with probably embarrassing results)
 
Sure, I'll bite. I like my voice most days and the mic on my webcam only kinda sucks. I can't think of any fanfics to do readings of, however, so I decided instead to read some of my favorite posts from this forum. The posts themselves are quoted and spoiler'ed beneath the vocaroo links.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rinwdg6JzG
GFYS said:
It's really not difficult to get sent to prison, for minor fuckups. Especially if you fuck up with some regularity. Without going into too much detail, I was "compelled to pay a debt to society" for something that most people would only get a fine and maybe probation. But, because - at that time - I was habitually rebelling against society, and constantly using my mental disability as an excuse, a judge saw fit to punish me to the fullest extent of the law to demonstrate that I can't always bet the farm on the disability card. There's always gonna be someone who won't take it easy on a "exceptional individual," and they're not as uncommon as you think. Ditto with prejudice against habitual fuckups, especially during an election year. So, Chris playing the Autism Card can - and probably will - backfire, one of these days.

Chris' tendency to overreact, his strange behavior, and his tendency to flee can be easily mistaken as a threat. As weak as we know he is, he looks like he's 300 lbs., and dresses weird. Frankly, he looks like what a child predator should look like, in my mind. To a parent of little kids, to a single woman, to elderly people, he might seem menacing. Supposedly he mumbles to himself, he's always hiding behind an electronic device, he loiters, and he acts like he has something to hide. That might also alert security guards, because they think he's stealing stuff. A simple misunderstanding or a childish tantrum from someone like Chris could easily escalate into something serious.

Remember one of the previous times he was stopped by Snyder? I think he would have just been escorted out of the store, but Snyder thought Chris was taking photos of his daughter... See how easily Chris escalated the situation? If a security guard or police officer stops him to tell him his taillight is out, and he starts yelling "KILL ME GOD" while he reaches under his shirt to get his iDea Book to snap a photo... Shit, in this day in age, police are shooting innocent people all the fucking time.

NEVER underestimate Chris' ability to fuck things up, and to make situations worse because he can't function like a regular person.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s10JDflQ03c8
He Sets Me On Fire said:
There aren't a lot of specifics for me, mostly because Chris's hi-jinx all seem like one continuous blob of embarrassment and failure. It sickens me whenever he bashes homosexuals, only because he's bashing at a group that has had nothing to do with him. It bothers me more than his racism, and I'm African American. The difference is that his gay-bashing is constant. He once refused to watch Napoleon Dynamite because he thought "homo Andy Dick" was in it. Again, these are people that have had nothing to do with Chris whatsoever, but he feels free to dump hate on them. Oh, also, remember the recording he made just prior to going into the Game Place, in hopes of getting Snyder to lift his ban? Chris mentioned that he thought Synder was a Jew. Oh, not that he was racist; he was just "putting that out there."

Now some may feel that anger at Chris is a waste of time, or A-logging. I can't agree. Chris is not Hitler, we know this. He's still Christian Chandler, however. He is a disgusting public nuisance who stirs up crap and then runs away when it gets him in trouble. There are far too many serial killers, corrupt politicians, bloody dictators, and predatory businesspeople out there for anyone to say that Chris is the worst human being in the world; he's not. He is, however, the worst Chris he can be. Are there others like him? Oh, heavens, I'm sure there are too many to name. But Chris jumped up and down and shouted for attention. That's the thing. Anthony Logatto is a dork. That Gingers-Have-Souls kid is a dork. David Gonterman is a dork. We can look at their vlogs, blogs, A-logs, and artwork, and see that they have a bunch of anti-social, bizarre, and just plain stupid ways of looking at things. Sure, there may be some begging, some racism, sexism, misplaced anger, and literally retarded ways of looking at the world. But the point of their output is to show the world their perspective (particularly since it wouldn't seem that a lot of people listen to them IRL).

But we know about Chris entirely because Chris was demanding the world provide him with a comfortable living.

It was a living he felt so entitled to, in fact, that he would make inappropriate physical contact (Megan, Faeryn, Emily, and Kacey, that we know of), loiter in public places while arrogantly advertising his desire for a love-slave, and make videos, such as the oft-cited Wallflower appeal, filled with indignation over the fact that one of the five or six women who talked to him in his adult life wouldn't put out. If that wasn't bad enough, he kept mentioning her screen-name.

These things were not done out of innocence. Chris knew not to do them (his mother even told him his signs made him look "retarded"), and he did them anyway out of belligerence and entitlement. Autism may have had something to do with it, but not by much, I'd wager. Chris is simply stubborn and selfish, which is what drove him to make comics and videos to begin with. And since he keeps showing his butt, I feel that we're perfectly in our right to say that it stinks.

Keep in mind, I'm not responding to anyone or blasting anyone's opinion. Just my q-cents.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sEJH6xVCNx
Tubular Monkey said:
This idiot has nothing going on in his life. The only pitiable thing about Chris is that he is too insane to realize that what he is doing is absolute nonsense. And I do mean insane. Chris is not living on the same planet as anybody else - not even Hoardzilla. How useless must his life be if he has nothing to spend his time on except feeling sorry for himself and indulging in childish revenge fantasies? What a worthless existence. Wake up, hate. Eat McDonald's, hate. Play vidya, hate. Go to sleep. Repeat. This is a plane spiraling into the ocean. An angry fuckwit at his very finest.

A burden to anyone who has been unfortunate enough to know him. Nothing but a pathetic liability. Before anyone says A-Log, tell me how I'm wrong.
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SlowInTheMinds said:
I'm always a bit anxious when I speak to strangers online (suddenly my voice turns somewhat high-pitched), besides I can't come up with a phrase.

if someone gives me a phrase i'll try (with probably embarrassing results)
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And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
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