Voltron Fandom - Bury your gays!

There is now a Change.org petition to "release the original Season 8 the showrunners wanted" (...?) and it is on track to hit 6,000 signatures. The description does not disappoint.
Don't these idiots know that Change.org petitions never work?

Well yeah. To be honest the old school robot anime fans kinda hate it because the robots in it are quite frankly hideous and poorly designed. Especially when compared to the original goLion. So they all walked away bored and displeased around season 1. All that was left were the rabid Avatar/Korra fans. Never a stable bunch to begin with. And with most of the saner members of that group driven off by Korra and the nutty LGBTQRSZzzzzzs fandom that that attracted.
I thought the title robot was okay, but the lions looked too over complicated. Kind of the reverse from the original GoLion design. Though to be fair, it's not like Thrid Dimension or Force had good mecha designs either when it came to the Lions.
 
Thank God I dropped this thing in the first season it was a ok mech series when it started but the fandom like always ruined everything and I stopped giving a shit , you have to be a special kind of idiot to make things like Last Hope (Also on Netflix by Kawamori and is eeehh...) Look good

Japan should give GoLion a reboot by Trigger where everyone is balls to the wall manly just to spite them (they are actually improving and resurrecting their IP that were tarnished by the Americans like Godzilla and Ghost in the shell)
 
Thank God I dropped this thing in the first season it was a ok mech series when it started but the fandom like always ruined everything and I stopped giving a shit , you have to be a special kind of idiot to make things like Last Hope (Also on Netflix by Kawamori and is eeehh...) Look good

Why do you think we have the "Netflix adaptation" meme? It's because they ruin everything they touch.
 
Showrunners have been quiet as the grave since Friday. Twitters appear untouched. No interviews anywhere. After what happened last season, I wouldn't be surprised if they're holed up in a cabin in Alaska with rifles in hand. Although at least the VAs seem to be doing okay (or at least, Josh Keaton, Bex Taylor Klaus, and the rest haven't been driven into hiding).

Collecting my thoughts, I did like the final season overall, but I admit I had some problems with it that I feel like musing about:

1. The dark "entity" that Allura picks up. Wow. It's been a long time since I've seen a subplot that received so much airtime and demanded so much dialogue from so many different characters go absolutely nowhere quite like that. I don't know if that's bad writing or an homage to Xenosaga. Badum-tish!

2. The escalation of the "stakes" to Gurren Lagann levels. THE FATE OF NOT ONLY THIS UNIVERSE BUT ALL UNIVERSES OMFG riding on the final battle just doesn't fit the show. It ended up kind of losing me emotionally because things got so over-the-top with Honerva nuking every reality down to the very last branch that I knew they were going to walk it back with Nia...I mean, Space Zelda having to sacrifice herself to undo it all. And quite honestly, if you had told me at the outset that this plucky mecha cartoon show was going to come down to the heroes giving some Japanese RPG "power of humanity" speech to the main villain to get her to resurrect the Multiverse, I wouldn't have believed you, but um, here we are.

3. Quintessence. Nothing much to say here. It was a boring plot device for the last 7 seasons and it's a boring plot device for the 8th.

4. None of the themes really get a lot of weight from the writing. While it's obvious that "family" was the theme they wanted to weave through this season, with Allura and Honerva each starting it off by pining for the families they've lost, I don't think it was explored enough to make that ending resonate. I think it's just a consequence of having to wrap up the show and not finding the time, but the last episode feels like it was written with a more consistent season in mind (this is especially noticeable when the Paladins start giving that Japanese RPG "power of humanity" speech to Honerva and when Allura speaks of Lotor with actual regard).

Lastly, and this is the thing I have to rant about:

5. Crummy, lame fight scenes with no satisfying highs and far too many lows.

This is a two-part problem so I'll try to break it down. First, the crumminess: here I'm very disappointed because I know what Joaquim dos Santos is capable of - and I'll note that the non-mech fight scenes throughout the show bear his mark and are very, very good - but when it comes to the mech battles, the most fillery Gundam or Macross episodes still embarrass the final fights in Voltron. That Volt-las vs. Honervacline fight should have been the series' answer to the hallway fight from Daredevil. Instead it's basically 70% chase, 30% fight.

Then there's the highs/lows problem: namely, Voltron itself does a very fine job of getting its butt kicked all season, even after its biggest and coolest transformation, and then the fate of the universe comes down not to the best mecha-to-mecha fight in the show, but to a cosmic shoving match. You would think that after eight seasons of watching them grow as a team, the AUDIENCE would feel that special "here we go!" when the Paladins of Voltron show up to save the day, but I was just waiting to see how easily they'd end up on their backs, weakly croaking out "we can't give up!" this time. I can't root for the most well-equipped punching bags in the universe when they just keep finding ways to get outclassed by the bad guys every single time.

I guess why this last part bothers me is that a big part of the appeal of mecha as a genre is the spectacle. While you don't always need to have slick, world-class animation to make a good mecha series, you DO need to convey a sense of power, weight, and majesty to the actions and movements of the mecha. The mecha also needs to be used (and written) like a MECHA. In the end, Voltron was written like a spaceship too many times. Only when it fused with Atlas did I ever get that tingle of awe that I do with a Gundam or an Eva.

Of course, I wouldn't whine about the show to this extent if I didn't like it. Okay, so it's cluttered, gets a little silly with the stakes, and it leaves the mecha fangirl in me a little cold. But it was still a very entertaining action-adventure cartoon, gorgeous to look at, with a story that aims for the epic (even if it's with a bazooka). And as always, the voice cast turn in some truly outstanding performances and honestly, the show would be half of what it is without them (thank you Andrea Romano!). They're all incredible talents and pour vitality and emotion even into lines that don't really "pop" on the page. I really appreciate their work on the show, and I'm glad they can all move on from dealing with one of the most insane fandoms that's ever existed.

...hopefully. :optimistic:
 
X-posted from the Shipping thread, if I have to see this crap I'm taking you guys with me:

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https://twitter.com/acxaboo/status/1075573962061611009
http://archive.fo/0wCSB

"M-maybe if I start deliberately misreading whole scenes and spreading lies about the character that got in the way of my precious ship, my massively bruised ass will feel much better!!"

I also love how 99,9% of the comments come from just as butthurt Sheith shitheads who are so eager for Curtis' blood, they eat up blatant and pathetic lies like this without questioning them. :story: Keep showing your true colors, princesses.
 
X-posted from the Shipping thread, if I have to see this crap I'm taking you guys with me:

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https://twitter.com/acxaboo/status/1075573962061611009
http://archive.fo/0wCSB

"M-maybe if I start deliberately misreading whole scenes and spreading lies about the character that got in the way of my precious ship, my massively bruised ass will feel much better!!"

I also love how 99,9% of the comments come from just as butthurt Sheith shitheads who are so eager for Curtis' blood, they eat up blatant and pathetic lies like this without questioning them. :story: Keep showing your true colors, princesses.
I mean, that would be pretty goddamn funny if it were true.
 
The next installment of the Voltron franchise should be from the POV of the robot lions. No humans, no exceptional ship wars, just the lions being awesome and sentient.

(Yeah, I know, Transformers fandom exists. Just let me have my delusions.)
So it'll just be the warrior cats fandom.
 
So it'll just be the warrior cats fandom.

Oh, shit, I've heard bad things about that fandom.

X-posted from the Shipping thread, if I have to see this crap I'm taking you guys with me:

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https://twitter.com/acxaboo/status/1075573962061611009
http://archive.fo/0wCSB

"M-maybe if I start deliberately misreading whole scenes and spreading lies about the character that got in the way of my precious ship, my massively bruised ass will feel much better!!"

I also love how 99,9% of the comments come from just as butthurt Sheith shitheads who are so eager for Curtis' blood, they eat up blatant and pathetic lies like this without questioning them. :story: Keep showing your true colors, princesses.

I love how they completely forgot that in S7 it was Admiral Sanda who deliberately sent Adam and all those other pilots to their deaths. Curtis was likely just calling for help because shit was getting bad and, I dunno, he was hoping sending a call to Voltron would make it better.
 
I just love watching them freak out over not getting their precious ship.

But here's my stupid question, as someone who has watched the show.

Why do they want Keith and Shiro to hook up? Wouldn't that be a little off considering an obvious age and maturity difference? I mean Keith is a teenager and Shiro is in his 30s, at least.

I mean...do you want older men to prey on potential jail bait? Really? That is what you want?

I don't know, but a ship developing every time two characters share more than 2-3 minutes together is something that has never ceased to confuse me.

And finally, up until Season 7, Keith sucked. Obnoxious, hot headed, and he bailed on the team at least once that I recall. Why would you want Shiro tied down to that bonanza of awful? Okay, he did grow as a character in Season 7, but man was it a long road to get there, and I'm assuming the ship developed while he was still an annoying twerp.
 
Why do they want Keith and Shiro to hook up? Wouldn't that be a little off considering an obvious age and maturity difference? I mean Keith is a teenager and Shiro is in his 30s, at least.

I mean...do you want older men to prey on potential jail bait? Really? That is what you want?
It's Tumblr fujos, of course they do.
 
iirc, Shiro's like early to mid twenties at the series beginning while Keith is around 18, give or take a year. There's still a large age/maturity difference, but it's also not the worst gap I've ever seen.

Plus Keith gets aged up two or three additional years, further reducing the gap itself by half. So imo people are just twisting their panties over next to nothing. :story:
 
I think it's more fucked up that people want to reinterpret a relationship that's pretty clearly "Keith's dad died when he was young and Shiro was trying to be an adult role model for him since he no longer had one" to "Shiro was nice to Keith because he wants to fuck him."

I think a lot of this animu boy-fucking stuff can be attributed to people who think of relationships in video game terms, where friendship is a mid-game step before you slap your genitals against each other.
 
I think it's more fucked up that people want to reinterpret a relationship that's pretty clearly "Keith's dad died when he was young and Shiro was trying to be an adult role model for him since he no longer had one" to "Shiro was nice to Keith because he wants to fuck him."

I think a lot of this animu boy-fucking stuff can be attributed to people who think of relationships in video game terms, where friendship is a mid-game step before you slap your genitals against each other.

I see more “Keith is SO OBVIOUSLY in love with Shiro, he has done SO MUCH for him!! He TTLY deserves Shiro!” stuff, tbh. Which also fits in on what you said in a way, since many Sheith fans seem convinced that Keith was and still is entitled to Shiro’s cock for all the times he saved him... and it certainly explains why they took the sinking of Sheith so badly: how DARE Takashi Shirogane find romantic love with anyone but Keith aka the guy that did SOOOOO MUUUUCH for him! :story:

Bitches are Nice Girls (tm), so they think Shiro is nothing but Keith’s prize cock boyfriend. He finds romance with someone else? The same dude they loved sooooo much and paraded as great LGBT and minirity representation is worth shit for not giving Keith cock.
 
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