Voltron Fandom - Bury your gays!

[Kari Kamiya]

Dear God, I just can't imagine the type of autism Jane Austen had to put up with in her fan letters, then.

 

[howyadoin]

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

I also wonder where the FUCK the loud "Allura fans" that are popping outta the woodworks after the ending and shouting about her death/sacrifice were when she was still alive/present and was either:

A) Bashed for her relationship with Lotor;
B) Bashed for her relationship with Lance;
C) Bashed for not taking the revelations about Keith well;
D) Ignored unless people were talking about shipping her with one of the boys;
E) All of the above

They only "love" her now that she's dead and they can use her as ammo to whine about the ending and cry MUH RACISM and MUH SOGGY KNEE, I swear to God. Hypocritical little bitches, treating Allura like that girl from Code Geass that everyone bashed and called stupid until she was killed off and suddenly all of them missed and loved her.

 

[Creep3r]

http://fandom.wikia.com/articles/unsung-ships-voltron-legendary-defender

You gotta be shitting me with this. Do these fucking IGN/Gawker-style articles have to keep fanning the flames of this shipping bullshit while ignoring all the drama and threats this idiocy has spawned?

You already got a shit ton of idiotic forced tumblr romances. What more do you want? Also a single fucking glance in one scene is enough to warrant a "ship"? How does that even work?

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

http://fandom.wikia.com/articles/unsung-ships-voltron-legendary-defender

You gotta be shitting me with this. Do these fucking IGN/Gawker-style articles have to keep fanning the flames of this shipping bullshit while ignoring all the drama and threats this idiocy has spawned?
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You already got a shit ton of idiotic forced tumblr romances. What more do you want? Also a single fucking glance in one scene is enough to warrant a "ship"? How does that even work?

>unsung ships
>Klance

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Also a single fucking glance in one scene is enough to warrant a "ship"? How does that even work?

Because when you're looking at someone, you're automatically undressing them with your eyes.

 

[Daisy]

http://fandom.wikia.com/articles/unsung-ships-voltron-legendary-defender

You gotta be shitting me with this. Do these fucking IGN/Gawker-style articles have to keep fanning the flames of this shipping bullshit while ignoring all the drama and threats this idiocy has spawned?
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You already got a shit ton of idiotic forced tumblr romances. What more do you want? Also a single fucking glance in one scene is enough to warrant a "ship"? How does that even work?

Only three of the ships on that list actually make canon sense in some form or another. Zethrid/Ezor was canon, Blaytz DID flirt with the waiter, and Coran's devotion to Alfor could've been seen as onesided crush. Klance is dead, Klance has BEEN dead, and it's gonna stay dead no matter how many times people try to revive it.

Edit: "Look guys, it's totally canon, these moments say so!"

 

[Creep3r]

Only three of the ships on that list actually make canon sense in some form or another. Zethrid/Ezor was canon, Blaytz DID flirt with the waiter, and Coran's devotion to Alfor could've been seen as onesided crush. Klance is dead, Klance has BEEN dead, and it's gonna stay dead no matter how many times people try to revive it.

Edit: "Look guys, it's totally canon, these moments say so!"

Judging from the article, this whole waiter thing feels like a shitty double standard. If the waiter had been a chick, the blue guy would have been called your typical chauvinistic male for daring to hit on a waitress, but because it's a dude it's automatically "cute" in their eyes and worth a small league of fans to suddenly get obsessive with shipping? These modern fandoms and pairing/romance/shipping/whatever system just seem retarded to me.

 

[Daisy]

Judging from the article, this whole waiter thing feels like a shitty double standard. If the waiter had been a chick, the blue guy would have been called your typical chauvinistic male for daring to hit on a waitress, but because it's a dude it's automatically "cute" in their eyes and worth a small league of fans to suddenly get obsessive with shipping? These modern fandoms and pairing/romance/shipping/whatever system just seem exceptional to me.

It also just hit me that there were only gay ships in that article. No love for Lotor/Acxa despite her being the last one to give up on him when he went insane, or Sam/Colleen and how even healthy loving stable marriages don't always have it easy, or even Nyma/Rolo, who I was shocked weren't a couple when they first appeared.

 

[madethistocomment]

What about Matt and his robot gf?

They ignored all the cute canon ships, god dangit.

 

[Munchingonfish]

http://fandom.wikia.com/articles/unsung-ships-voltron-legendary-defender

You gotta be shitting me with this. Do these fucking IGN/Gawker-style articles have to keep fanning the flames of this shipping bullshit while ignoring all the drama and threats this idiocy has spawned?
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You already got a shit ton of idiotic forced tumblr romances. What more do you want? Also a single fucking glance in one scene is enough to warrant a "ship"? How does that even work?

Chrissie Miille is a Fan Contributor for FANDOM and an admin on the Danny Phantom Wiki.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

https://huntypastellance.tumblr.com/

http://archive.li/7doSY

Where to begin with this person, lol. I love how they were among the biggest staff brown-nosers and the most eager to bitch about the icky Klancers, but as soon as the ending dropped they totally changed their "discourse" and started stabbing the show staff in the back. And they're yet another "I screech at Klantis but refuse to acknowledge my fellow Sheith fans' bullshit" idiot.

(Even funnier, they openly stated that they don't care for/don’t like Allura in the past and yet now they're "stanning" for her just to shit on the ending. While also pretending to feel bad for some poor Allurance shipper... when few posts ago they were shitting on Allura and Lance's relationship for being oh so "poorly developed". What a fucking hypocritical cunt.)



ETA:

https://freevoltrons8.tumblr.com/ | http://archive.li/7CwtP
https://twitter.com/FreeVoltronS8 | http://archive.li/0jToY

Another day, another bunch of delusional and entitled shits who cannot accept that they are not the ones running the show.

 

[Daisy]

https://huntypastellance.tumblr.com/

http://archive.li/7doSY

Where to begin with this person, lol. I love how they were among the biggest staff brown-nosers and the most eager to bitch about the icky Klancers, but as soon as the ending dropped they totally changed their "discourse" and started stabbing the show staff in the back. And they're yet another "I screech at Klantis but refuse to acknowledge my fellow Sheith fans' bullshit" idiot.

(Even funnier, they openly stated that they don't care for/don’t like Allura in the past and yet now they're "stanning" for her just to shit on the ending. While also pretending to feel bad for some poor Allurance shipper... when few posts ago they were shitting on Allura and Lance's relationship for being oh so "poorly developed". What a fucking hypocritical cunt.)



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https://freevoltrons8.tumblr.com/ | http://archive.li/7CwtP
https://twitter.com/FreeVoltronS8 | http://archive.li/0jToY

Another day, another bunch of delusional and entitled shits who cannot accept that they are not the ones running the show.

Even more proof that people are only on the staff's side until they don't get their way. Shades of Kubo-bashing IchiRukis, anyone?

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

Even more proof that people are only on the staff's side until they don't get their way. Shades of Kubo-bashing IchiRukis, anyone?

Complete with cheating/cuckolding fics, apparently! Which would be brutally OOC for Keith AND Shiro, but okay. Gotta get your ship no matter what even when the story shoots it down.

(Alternate universes are CANON in this series, goddammit. Why don't they use that as a (more or less valid imo) reason to not write the canon ship/s? "In this parallel universe Curtis and Shiro are just friends and Keith marries Shiro" sounds like a far easier and more IC deal, but noooooooo...)

 

[Daisy]

Complete with cheating/cuckolding fics, apparently! Which would be brutally OOC for Keith AND Shiro, but okay. Gotta get your ship no matter what even when the story shoots it down.

(Alternate universes are CANON in this series, goddammit. Why don't they use that as a (more or less valid imo) reason to not write the canon ship/s? "In this parallel universe Curtis and Shiro are just friends and Keith marries Shiro" sounds like a far easier and more IC deal, but noooooooo...)

Because cheating is okay if they're in TRUE LOVE! Nevermind that poly fic is so much hotter and less stupid. Shit, just pretend Shiro legally married Curtis but they each gave Keith a ring and kept him as their lover.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

Because cheating is okay if they're in TRUE LOVE! Nevermind that poly fic is so much hotter and less stupid. Shit, just pretend Shiro legally married Curtis but they each gave Keith a ring and kept him as their lover.

Which could have perfectly happened in at least one alternate universe, like I said. Just like there's another universe where Allura didn't need to "ascend" and leave Lance, or ultimately returned to him after some time.

Also, look at this... The infamous Andrew Dobson tries to get his paws on VLD ship wank, and for all of his STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP he's also pretty sexist to girls who dare ship two guys together...

Spoiler: "Stupid girls LOL LOL LOL how dare you ship what I don't?"

I mean, I detest Klance as you already know, but shipping it in itself is not an inherent sin. And this dude shipped Korrasami when there were barely hints of it in the Korra series (not that they got a lot of 'evidence' afterwards save for the very end), so who TF does he think he is to be a whiny bitch to those who ship Klance and aren't asshats? Especially after he HAS been an asshat to m/m fangirls in the past for no real reason?

 

[Daisy]

LOL, reminds me of that Fire Emblem whiner who fetishizes lesbians, bitches about the canon boyfriends, babies female characters and insults real-life female fans who like the male characters he hates. Scratch that, the dude probably sees Dobsom as a hero and parrots him on purpose.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

http://thegeekiary.com/disaster-voltron-season-8/58749
http://archive.ph/HZ78B

Oh look, more bitchy and lily-white privileged girls think they know the show better than the staff working on it. Of special note is how this twit insists on the "Pidge is non-binary" misogynistic bullshit that even Pidge herself has shot down in the show, because apparently non-girly girls are not ~real girls~ at all.

 

[Daisy]

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http://thegeekiary.com/disaster-voltron-season-8/58749
http://archive.ph/HZ78B

Oh look, more bitchy and lily-white privileged girls think they know the show better than the staff working on it. Of special note is how this twit insists on the "Pidge is non-binary" misogynistic bullshit that even Pidge herself has shot down in the show, because apparently non-girly girls are not ~real girls~ at all.

In another reality, Pidge got together for drinks with Naoto and Chihiro and they started a support group for characters forced under the "trans" or "NB" label just because they don't conform to stereotypical gender roles.

 

[Akumaten]

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http://thegeekiary.com/disaster-voltron-season-8/58749
http://archive.ph/HZ78B

Oh look, more bitchy and lily-white privileged girls think they know the show better than the staff working on it. Of special note is how this twit insists on the "Pidge is non-binary" misogynistic bullshit that even Pidge herself has shot down in the show, because apparently non-girly girls are not ~real girls~ at all.

My favorite bit,
"What happened to Keith & Shiro’s friendship?"

It died with the clone reveal.