Voltron Fandom - Bury your gays!

Never work on woke shows it’s way more trouble then it’s worth.

Their only mistake was taking the complaints about Adam seriously. Before then, Shiro being LGBT was supposed to represent how someone's sexuality had no bearing on who they were as a person. But because this is fandom, a character can't be a proper gay unless they're either mincing about singing about how much they love cocks or swapping spit with a member of their own sex.
 
Never work on woke shows it’s way more trouble then it’s worth.
There was actually a video made about this; shows that try hard to be woke end up getting more scrutiny than shows than other shows (see the shitstorms over Steven Universe versus the cricket chirps in Gravity Falls).
The only winning move is not to play...which hurts representation in the end. It’s a vicious cycle.
 
There was actually a video made about this; shows that try hard to be woke end up getting more scrutiny than shows than other shows (see the shitstorms over Steven Universe versus the cricket chirps in Gravity Falls).
The only winning move is not to play...which hurts representation in the end. It’s a vicious cycle.

The only winning move is not to pander to people who only view someone of your sexual orientation as a political tool or a masturbation object.
 
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Giggling reminded that it'll soon be the one-year anniversary of the end of VLD and the Sheith shitheads still can't get over not being handed their Ou Tee Pee on a silver platter after all the creator ass they kissed. :story: :story: :story: :story:

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Also, I found this around Twatter. Didn't age well at all, did it? :story:
 
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Giggling reminded that it'll soon be the one-year anniversary of the end of VLD and the Sheith shitheads still can't get over not being handed their Ou Tee Pee on a silver platter after all the creator ass they kissed. :story: :story: :story: :story:

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Also, I found this around Twatter. Didn't age well at all, did it? :story:
These guys are almost as dedicated as Zack Snyder fans. The difference is that Snyder fans want a director’s cut because they truly respect the director’s vision, even if the hopes of release are slim. These “fans” want a director’s cut because they’re deluded into thinking it has their ship, never mind that said ship goes against canon.
 
These guys are almost as dedicated as Zack Snyder fans. The difference is that Snyder fans want a director’s cut because they truly respect the director’s vision, even if the hopes of release are slim. These “fans” want a director’s cut because they’re deluded into thinking it has their ship, never mind that said ship goes against canon.
It's How I Met Your Mother all over again except at least that one actually HAD an alternate ending because the creators thought the show wouldn't last as long as it did.

I know the EPs themselves said the epilogue was last-minute but if I were them I'd have said "yes, we had it all planned out like this all along." Except I'd have made Matt the husband.
 
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>waaaaa no my Shiroooo!!
>is a Sheith fangirl... with a Sheith Twitter background... follows Sheith fanartists...

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"We love Shiro so much we'll throw him under the bus and hate him for not marrying the man WE wanted him to marry!"

So is Shiro the Orihime of VLD now? Except without people bashing his tiddies?
 
I remember wondering if the first anniversary of the VLD ending would bring out shipping butthurt.

And now that it's the day... it did.

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Just how goddamn bitchy, passive-aggressive and PATHETIC these rabid Sheith "fans" have to be to start fucking spamming Twitter with ~Sheith wedding fanwork in the anniversary of the day when season 8 sunk their ship?! I love how the titbabes are pretending that EVERYTHING'S OKAY, SHEITH IS CANON AND WE LOVE IT when you can clearly see they're the incarnation of the "crying behind the mask" meme.

:story: Thanks for making my day, stupid "shipmates". If you're gonna be this hilariously stupid, stay mad forever.
 

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I remember wondering if the first anniversary of the VLD ending would bring out shipping butthurt.

And now that it's the day... it did.

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Just how goddamn bitchy, passive-aggressive and PATHETIC these rabid Sheith "fans" have to be to start fucking spamming Twitter with ~Sheith wedding fanwork in the anniversary of the day when season 8 sunk their ship‽ I love how the titbabes are pretending that EVERYTHING'S OKAY, SHEITH IS CANON AND WE LOVE IT when you can clearly see they're the incarnation of the "crying behind the mask" meme.

:story: Thanks for making my day, stupid "shipmates". If you're gonna be this hilariously stupid, stay mad forever.

I expected a day full of weeping, wailing, gnashing of teeth, and DIE CURTAINS DIE. Instead, we get this beautiful display of delusion for an early Christmas present.
 
I expected a day full of weeping, wailing, gnashing of teeth, and DIE CURTAINS DIE. Instead, we get this beautiful display of delusion for an early Christmas present.

Well, you were saying...

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Gotta love these “homophobic girls who only like Teh Gays when they can schlick to them!”, right. :story:
 
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Gotta love these “homophobic girls who only like Teh Gays when they can schlick to them!”, right. :story:
Looks like I spoke too soon lol.

"Lookit me, I care so much that I don't even use Keith and Shiro's real names, just their ship smushname!" You can tell the real Keith and Shiro fans from the retarded shippers so easily.
 
Looks like I spoke too soon lol.

"Lookit me, I care so much that I don't even use Keith and Shiro's real names, just their ship smushname!" You can tell the real Keith and Shiro fans from the exceptional shippers so easily.

Note how they carefully leave Pidge out of the whole deal. Guess the ~white girl doesn't count in their little delusional world, right?

Also fuck them for bashing Hunk's ending. He got a fantastic one working on what he loves and being both rich and famous, what else would anyone want?!

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Sure, you love Allura so much that you reduce her to her dark skin and nothing else right? Even when she's not even human to start with and several other POC's lived to the end -- like Lance (Latino), Hunk (Samoan), Shiro, (Japanese), Ryan (black, has archetypical African-American looks), Curtis (probably black too even when he's less stereotypical), Nadia (considering her full name, probably Pakistani), etc.?

What a fucking racist bitch, holy shit. I bet she wouldn't whine so much if Allura was a white blondie like in GoLion and Lion Voltron.

Also LOL at them wailing against Zarkon and Honerva having tragic pasts... while conveniently erasing Lotor being a genocidal asshole who used his fellow Alteans as living batteries for his own benefit. :story:
 
Note how they carefully leave Pidge out of the whole deal. Guess the ~white girl doesn't count in their little delusional world, right?

Also fuck them for bashing Hunk's ending. He got a fantastic one working on what he loves and being both rich and famous, what else would anyone want?!

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Sure, you love Allura so much that you reduce her to her dark skin and nothing else right? Even when she's not even human to start with and several other POC's lived to the end -- like Lance (Latino), Hunk (Samoan), Shiro, (Japanese), Ryan (black, has archetypical African-American looks), Curtis (probably black too even when he's less stereotypical), Nadia (considering her full name, probably Pakistani), etc.?

What a fucking racist bitch, holy shit. I bet she wouldn't whine so much if Allura was a white blondie like in GoLion and Lion Voltron.

Also LOL at them wailing against Zarkon and Honerva having tragic pasts... while conveniently erasing Lotor being a genocidal asshole who used his fellow Alteans as living batteries for his own benefit. :story:
I've seen idiots claim Pidge deserved harsh punishment and pain for her apparently "bad" actions of lying her way into the Garrison to RESCUE HER GODDAMN FAMILY. Aside from making her mother and her dog worry and miss her for a long time, she didn't do anything oh so horribly wrong. What, would they rather Sam and Matt DIE out there just to teach the Stupid White Mary Sue Bitch a lesson?

(Don't forget Iverson!)

If Allura was a white blondie they'd be applauding her death or making fun of it like it was a Tragic Mary Sue fanfic from the aughties. Dumbasses.
 
So more than two months after I post the last comment, this happens:

"Pidge working for the Garrison is a Bad Ending because they were mean to her family and did the wrong thing in the beginning! She's such a strong womyn who should've totally flipped them off!"

Keith, Lotor, and Allura have the loudest stans, but Pidge stans are delightfully exceptional in their own way.

Pidge fans have a gift to use her as a self-insert. You can smell the Mommy/Daddy issues from that specific thread, NGL. :story:

It's also funny to see them say "they lied to HER MOTHER" after they were such bitches about Colleen over some s8 short scenes that were obviously played for laughs. NOW it's convenient to be nicer about her so they can bitch about Iverson and the Garrison even when Iverson proved himself to be a good dude in season 7, huh? :story: :story: :story: :story: :story:
 
Pidge fans have a gift to use her as a self-insert. You can smell the Mommy/Daddy issues from that specific thread, NGL. :story:

It's also funny to see them say "they lied to HER MOTHER" after they were such bitches about Colleen over some s8 short scenes that were obviously played for laughs. NOW it's convenient to be nicer about her so they can bitch about Iverson and the Garrison even when Iverson proved himself to be a good dude in season 7, huh? :story: :story: :story: :story: :story:

You can always smell mommy and daddy issues from a mile away with these types.

Colleen suddenly became the evil villain over a couple funny scenes in a few episodes of S8, because how dare that evil female mother ground her tomboy nerd daughter and make her dress up for a funny photo op! Pidge is Not Like Other Girls! Colleen just wants her to stay home and wear dresses!
 
So more than two months after I post the last comment, this happens:

"Pidge working for the Garrison is a Bad Ending because they were mean to her family and did the wrong thing in the beginning! She's such a strong womyn who should've totally flipped them off!"

Keith, Lotor, and Allura have the loudest stans, but Pidge stans are delightfully exceptional in their own way.
And these bouts of hatred seem to come from white people. So when can we expect them to be outed as reverse white supremacists?
 
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Nice to know that the rabid Sheith fangirls are still a bunch of pathetic little shits and a frigging embarrassment for the fandom.
 
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