General Vtubers You Just Don't Get The Appeal Of - "Your Oshi is Mid"

[Cassius Crayfish]

Not gonna tell you you're wrong for liking what you like but given that the three categories of vtuber are coombait, moeshit and gremlin

Which one is Subaru?

 

[dick brain]

Which one is Subaru?

She's a tomboy and thus an endangered species, ergo moeshit.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

She's a tomboy and thus an endangered species, ergo moeshit.

I thought she was a duck.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

I thought she was a duck.

A tomboy duck, a rare breed indeed.

 

[dick brain]

I thought she was a duck.

Well ducks are cute so she's moeshit either way.

 

[Calzaghe2]

Numi

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

Kiara, maybe its different for ESLs from places that are culturally closer to her sense of 'humor' but to me she gives off a very awkward vibe and is usually pretty unfunny.

Runner up for Kroni since she's a little bit funnier at times but good god could you make it more obvious that you hate yourself? Somehow I doubt that you could.

 

[wifebeater422]

shondo (sorry)

 

[Burnt Fish]

For me, I don't get the "chaotic gremlin" types. They are just annoying. I'm not into watching one vtuber girl stream a game because usually they suck ass and I'm not big into watching other people play video games (unless its a challenge run or MatthewMatosis-tier play through explaining a bunch of cool shit about the game) but I do love collabs and big events because they are fun. I say this because I can NOT fucking STAND Gigi Murin. She is genuinely so unfunny, loud, obnoxious and fucking annoying. I'll get a notification about a cool collab or something (like Mori DM'ing that TTRPG with Bijou, Fauna and Gigi) and the fact that Gigi is there just ruins it for me completely. I can't deal with her at all.

you know in normal circumstances I agree with the dislike of the "chaotic gremlin" type streamers

With Gigi though I very strongly disagree in the context of collabs where I think she makes the perfect boke to other's Tsukomi. Her interactions and the dynamic she brings out of people like Mori or Kronii are pure gold for me.

For solo streams yeah I get it I bounce off of the type pretty quickly I struggle with even Biboo when she gets too into it.

 

[nelly98]

Gremlins in small doses for older audiences, and can be oshis for zoomers. IIRC this is how it actually works too and it shows up in superchats and other $$ since the younger audience has less to spend.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

shondo (sorry)

Same. I hate the fake toddler laughter, it's nails on a chalkboard.
I don't even know if that's her doing the voice or she's using a voice changer to sound like an uguu animu child but it's grating to me, and hearing her shitfaced on stream made it worse.
Drunk toddler rper. A goddamn disgrace.

 

[nelly98]

Same. I hate the fake toddler laughter, it's nails on a chalkboard.
I don't even know if that's her doing the voice or she's using a voice changer to sound like an uguu animu child but it's grating to me, and hearing her shitfaced on stream made it worse.
Drunk toddler rper. A goddamn disgrace.

She has enough multi-hour long streams maintaining the voice without clips of it going out which establish that it isn't a voice changer, IMO. She said she was molested at an early age, which can trigger certain subconscious voice changes. Pure speculation on my part, but my guess is that that was triggered and now she can maintain it as her baseline voice. But if you check her other clips, she can do a deeper more natural voice.

Honestly, I think it's a situation of circumstance--broken family, molestation at an early age, responsible for her families income, living in godforsaken Britain, coming about in the age of the internet, etc. that has culminated in this outcome.

Rate me politsperg/autistic but I compare this as Weimar Germany situation, but a "modern" version. In Weimer Germany you had mother/daughter prostitutes going around doing whatever depravity was requested, much worse than where we're at now. It was brought about due to extreme situations. Post-facto we get to look at it as happening country-wide, but that isn't how it actually happened. First it happened at an individual level, then grew and grew and grew until it was a documented issue. God help us that this is an isolated incident and isn't a precursor to a wider situation.

TL;DR
Canada/UK are gonna have some strange ass (white) hoes appear, later it'll expand to other countries that are in downfall. Only difference is because we're in the age of internationalization and random hoes in random countries can get USD for virtually doing what Weimar Germany had to do in person, you'll see every type of fetish fulfilled if the consumer can pay in $USD.

Spoiler

I regret this post and hope I'm wrong.

 

[jeff7989]

She's reverse-Nyaneers.

 

[The real Consequence]

maybe low hanging fruit but fillian also fits in the chaotic gremlin archetype to me. she's probably chill as a person (afaik) but I can't stand her shrill voice or overreaction comedy

That is perfectly fair though I think unlike others in the genre she has actually talent as an athlete a dancer and she bounces off of people in collabs pretty well plus unlike half of these retarded streamers she's pretty good at games when she decides to play them. Unfortunately this is all out weighed by the fact her collab choices are shit so she constantly streams with whoretubers like cottonva. Now onto vtubers I don't get personally kirsche she's probably not a grifter but gives off the vibe plus her sound alerts and tts make the streams unwatchable people being able to constantly interrupt your stream just isn't worth it most of the time. Lastly MariMari-en I have only watched clips but honestly I don't get how people watch her she comes off as a gremlin but more in that lol I'm so random kind of way if you watch her pls let me know why?

 

[Scarthew]

She has enough multi-hour long streams maintaining the voice without clips of it going out which establish that it isn't a voice changer,

No... That means it IS a voice changer. That's why when she tries to do any other voice it sounds distorted because it's specifically tuned in to make her normal voice into a certain sound range. So when she tries to put on a different tone it turns into a digital mess.

 

[dick brain]

Now onto vtubers I don't get personally kirsche she's probably not a grifter but gives off the vibe plus her sound alerts and tts make the streams unwatchable people being able to constantly interrupt your stream just isn't worth it most of the time.

You should let somebody interrupt your post with punctuation marks.

Lastly MariMari-en I have only watched clips but honestly I don't get how people watch her she comes off as a gremlin but more in that lol I'm so random kind of way if you watch her pls let me know why?

Because Kirsche and Mari are basically kiwifarmers. On at least two occasions they've tried to play games together and instead spent six hours talking about lolcows and weird shit they've seen on the internet. It's like MATI if Josh wasn't mad all the time and still had a spark of whimsey in his heart.

 

[The real Consequence]

You should let somebody interrupt your post with punctuation marks.


Because Kirsche and Mari are basically kiwifarmers. On at least two occasions they've tried to play games together and instead spent six hours talking about lolcows and weird shit they've seen on the internet. It's like MATI if Josh wasn't mad all the time and still had a spark of whimsey in his heart.

honestly I just don't care enough to even try to do proper punctation while talking about vtubers I don't like on kiwifarms. Speaking of yapping one of the issue's I have with kirsche is that I wanted to get into her so I tried to watch her tabs stream, guess what happened.

 

[Thomas Talus]

so I tried to watch her tabs stream

That's literally all of her streams, even the ones where she plays games for a while. There is no end to the tabs, you are never getting away from them.

 

[BathTubShine]

That's literally all of her streams, even the ones where she plays games for a while. There is no end to the tabs, you are never getting away from them.

Have been deep diving into her older stuff since she "felted" Vice and trannykabal of fag-Xitter.
From what I gather she has had thousands of tabs open on one of her browsers for years.
Most of the time she seems to get through maybe 3-8 tabs per stream, comes back for next stream and says she found 10-20 new tabs lol.

Fucking tabs everywhere.
Ouroboros of tabs even.
Overall; Weird fox woman with interesting news not many people talk about.

On topic: The druggie Shondo girl with fakeish toddler voice is the one I don't get the appeal of.(read her thread a while back)
"Your oshi is a druggie and below mid"

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

No... That means it IS a voice changer. That's why when she tries to do any other voice it sounds distorted because it's specifically tuned in to make her normal voice into a certain sound range. So when she tries to put on a different tone it turns into a digital mess.

Internet-video audio just sounds shitty.
Pitch shifters work one of two ways: by moving incoming audio frequencies toward other determinate frequencies (vocoder/autotune) or by tracking pitches and sythesizing differently pitched substitutes. Shadow's voice doesn't have the signature "artifacting" of either of those.
It is often distorted. That's because she's a girl. They don't know how to use audio equipment.
(Concealing artifacts with intentional distortion is possible, but we've seen her: actual woman. They can't do it.)
She's good at putting on voices. The one she does for Shadow is very annoying, but it's "real" (made with vibrating meat).