WARDAWG / Nathan Crane

[White Devil's Advocate]

I’m good.

Are you sober?

I think it's safe to say WARDAWG doesn't know the meaning of the word sober.

By the way welcome WARDAWG, to the Farms.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Grils call me

Call you what?

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

Call you what?

They call me all kinds of things.
They call me argon.
They call me darkchild.
They call me nightmasta.
They call me the silver bullet.
They call me peabody.
They call me peanut arbuckle.
They call me doorway.
They call me pink dress.
They call me sweezy.
They call me go-go nuts.
They call me pineapple man.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Grils call me 3605948184

If you need some grils, you can check this out.

https://www.weber.com/US/en/grills/

 

[WormShake]

God bless he has a whole pack of Steel Reserve, I hope he drank the whole pack.

 

[AriGiga]

Gotta say, I haven't seen a cow this incoherent before. Usually there's some train of thought I can latch onto, but this guy... I got nothin'.

 

[DCM90]

Hi

Yo
Join https://discord.gg/8c3kqDb
Grils call me 3605948184

Lol

DID you masturbate compulsively while tweaking?

 

[dick_phelps]

I am unsure if Wardawg is legit or just a troll. Though I must give him credit, he goes where no man has gone before. People do stupid shit on the internet all the time but few go if any go as far as wardawg. When Null showed the "wardawg the child hymen breaker" song, my brain exploded, just when you think you have seen it all, Wardawg comes to the rescue.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Yo wardawg, can you do me a favor and say "What's your favorite scary movie" in that deep voice you do?

 

[This comment matters]

Uhh... What? I can't comprehend this.

 

[Looney Troons]

I’ve been digging through his 700 YouTube accounts searching for gold. Most of his videos are fairly trite, but you have a few interesting ones.

In the other thread, @Negro Joe provided the following video hosted on LiveLeak where WARDAWG is talking to some random black dude who is holding a sheet of paper labeled ‘Mental Rape Key’. WARDAWG takes notice of this and also near the bottom of the paper, it mentions the word ‘child’. Being the intellectual that he has proven himself to be, he calls random black dude a pedophile and then admits that he, himself, is one as well. He had apparently jacked off to a fifteen year old.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=962_1508519784


This, apparently, is a follow-up to the ‘viral’ video where WARDAWG harasses the same black dude (who he calls Mohammed). Mohammed, I think, is trying to read something, the back of the piece of paper reads Corn Flakes in large print, while WARDAWG offers 50USD for the ‘Mental Rape Key’. The dude silently mouths some words while WARDAWG continues to pester him a bit. Eventually, WARDAWG fucks off and returns to an adjacent table. Some scary dead-eyed niggo stares into the camera before the video ends. This is one of the most bizarre things I’ve seen in a while and I’m very curious. Since @WARDAWG is now a member of our esteemed community, maybe he will be kind enough to provide some insight.

Most of his YouTube channels consist of him streaming from a laptop he likely pawned for drugs. The ‘Wardawg’ channel has been the most interesting, I’ve found. He hangs out with his druggie pals, doing nonsensical things, spouting off self-incriminating things, and talks tons about being gay.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgyEoEw7AXN8NxWK7PDd14g

According to the man himself, he was committed after the couch fire incident. That might be where the Mohammed videos were recorded.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

He has an inactive Instagram that has some pretty random creep shots. Mostly of other junkies hanging out in what looks like a motel room.

And stuff like this.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

Uhh... What? I can't comprehend this.

He looks like he’s Null’s relative. It’s pure nepotism!

 

[Anime-Free Penguin]

Hey @WARDAWG

Wash your penis and clean your room.

 

[Chaton_Mort]

Hey @WARDAWG , blink twice if this is a ruse.
If you're too methed to the gills to blink, then it's obviously not a ruse.

ETA: Yo, I've got an idea for a CRAZY STUNT for you to get TONS of new subscribers! It's called "getting and staying sober." It's the most GO HAM challenge you could ask for- think of how many people pussy out from it!

 

[Ma_Hooty]

I heard of this guy on one of those Top # channels on YouTube, shit be crazy, but he needs to top the Paul Bros by finding a dead body and act like an ass on film, shouldn't be too hard, though.

But anyway, welcome to the Farms @WARDAWG ! In order to be truly accepted by us and Null, you need to film yourself carving the kiwi logo onto your body like everyone else here did and upload it here.

Good luck!

 

[Chaton_Mort]

But anyway, welcome to the Farms @WARDAWG ! In order to be truly accepted by us and Null, you need to film yourself carving the kiwi logo onto your body like everyone else here did and upload it here.

LET'S please not GET #CUTFORNULL TRENDING ON TWITTER!

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

And what's with all the lolcows being from Washington State?

I am unsure if Wardawg is legit or just a troll. Though I must give him credit, he goes where no man has gone before.

Endless drugs and a robust safety net. Plus an established community of these guys begging constantly and stealing everything that's not tied down. The only thing that's unusual is his need to broadcast it all on the internet. I highly doubt he's a troll.

 

[Looney Troons]

@WARDAWG,

Would you be willing to do a Q&A session with your new fans?

 

[Queen Kimberly]

https://discord.gg/PzF3Rnq Join

Why is your only orbiter a really ugly trap?