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If that rumor engine is the pale spear, I guess that means we’re moving onto bringing back the undivided/unaligned traitors? Makes sense I guess, and it’s getting close to when GW does the end-ish edition supplements. Biggest thing that makes me doubt it is I’d be a bit surprised they’d foreclose dealing with the “did dorn actually super-duper kill Alpharius for totes real 100% we swear” plot line.

And it would undercut Eskrador big time for their scouring novel series. Which would kind of suck since that’s supposed to be a big character development point for Bobby G from what we know of it.
 
That rimiah guy is right, and my post was calling out catnigger because of his post crying about this thread.
Read your own post. I'll even highlight for you where you fucked up.
You make a post crying about how there is to much tranny hate in this thread, and then procede to think that your point is proven when people tell you to fuck off to reddit? You literally brought up the topic and somehow thats "randomly screeching about troons". Holy fuck your retarded and i'm not even american lmfao.
The furry with the retarded cat avatar didn't bring it up first. Neither did Rimanah. This is the post that brought the shit up.
This guy is the one with trannies on the brain. Click on the damned post and look for yourself.

Back to the actual fucking topic for people who can read...
If that rumor engine is the pale spear, I guess that means we’re moving onto bringing back the undivided/unaligned traitors? Makes sense I guess, and it’s getting close to when GW does the end-ish edition supplements. Biggest thing that makes me doubt it is I’d be a bit surprised they’d foreclose dealing with the “did dorn actually super-duper kill Alpharius for totes real 100% we swear” plot line.

And it would undercut Eskrador big time for their scouring novel series. Which would kind of suck since that’s supposed to be a big character development point for Bobby G from what we know of it.
It could also be the re-do of the 30k primarch models. We already got another Horus and Fulgrim, they'll be doing the others at some point as well. Hell, the Khan still needs his bike. It's rare, but the other game systems do end up in the rumor engine posts at times.
 
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Read your own post. I'll even highlight for you where you fucked up.

The furry with the retarded cat avatar didn't bring it up first. Neither did Riminah. This is the post that brought the shit up.
This guy is the one with trannies on the brain.

Back to the actual fucking topic for people who can read...

It could also be the re-do of the 30k primarch models. We already got another Horus and Fulgrim, they'll be doing the others at some point as well. Hell, the Khan still needs his bike.
The topic I was refering to was catman crying about tranny hate in the thread, not him being the first to bring up trannys.......
 
The topic I was refering to was catman crying about tranny hate in the thread, not him being the first to bring up trannys.......
He wasn't crying about tranny hate. He was complaining about the fact that people constantly bring the shit up in this thread when the only places they have any representation in 40k is fucking reddit and youtube.
A day doesnt pass in this thread without some retard banging the same tired drum off "REEEE!!! DA WOKIES!! FEMALE/TROON SPASHE MAWINES!!! DEY WANNA TAKE MUH HOBBY!!!" wonder if you can make into a drinking game.
Yes. It is a tired drum and craps up conversations. Especially when as I pointed out, some of the people with the tranny paranoia don't even seem to actually do anything with the fucking hobby except bitch about trannies in it.

edit: And hilariously, the guy who complained about the trannies in the first place this time is also the same guy who posted about some warhammer youtube podcast with faggots drawing space marines kissing eachother, having a tranny on their podcast, and all sorts of other gay shit.

Hell, here's exactly what I'm talking about. Claimed the podcast was "ruined" when they wound up with a tranny on it, the first episode was gay as fuck. Watching 40k shit on youtube isn't a hobby.
 
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Opinion on poorhammer? They sound like GW shills.
I tried listening to one of their videos during a long drive once, and I'm glad I picked the one that I did. It was an hour-ish long trivia game between the hosts, and I was fucking astonished by how little they knew about anything. If memory serves, there was a question which was something like "What secretive Imperial organization is dedicated to hunting down and eliminating heretical/xenos subversion within the imperium?"
Not one person guessed Inquisition. I could've gotten that one pretty easily before I ever heard of 40k. A secretive organization devoted to eliminating heresy? Is it the inquisition? But no, the hosts of a Warhammer 40K podcast found this question to be too in-depth for them. I'm honestly surprised they uploaded it, it made them look like retards that know nothing about anything, much less 40K lore. Told YouTube to get them out of my recommendations and never looked back.

Edit- I tracked down the exact question, which was easy since I stopped watching directly after it.
"Which organization split into Ordos is given special political authority to root out heretics and alien influence in the Imperium?"
The first guess these drooling retards could muster was the Alpha Legion. They got to the Inquisition on the third guess.
 
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I tried listening to one of their videos during a long drive once, and I'm glad I picked the one that I did. It was an hour-ish long trivia game between the hosts, and I was fucking astonished by how little they knew about anything. If memory serves, there was a question which was something like "What secretive Imperial organization is dedicated to hunting down and eliminating heretical/xenos subversion within the imperium?"
Not one person guessed Inquisition. I could've gotten that one pretty easily before I ever heard of 40k. A secretive organization devoted to eliminating heresy? Is it the inquisition? But no, the hosts of a Warhammer 40K podcast found this question to be too in-depth for them. I'm honestly surprised they uploaded it, it made them look like retards that know nothing about anything, much less 40K lore. Told YouTube to get them out of my recommendations and never looked back.
Poorhammer are just the "hobby" version of Adeptus Ridiculous.
 
Oh lmao, it's a Raven.
The Raven Guard just called. They're wondering where one of their helmets went after they foolishly gave some Blood Ravens a tour as a sign of respect. And speaking of, here's a buddy's work in Space Marine 2 to try and get a proper representation of a Blood Raven veteran into the game:
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And that helmet was a gift, which is why its painted black to honor its original Chapter's colors.
 
I love coming back and seeing that too many of you brown-skinned mongrels took the gay cat’s bait and shit up the thread.

Anyone who fell for it gets servitored alongside him.
 
Reading Betrayer by Aaron Dembski-Bowden and getting a solid appreciation for how dumb most (but not all) of the World Eaters are
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World Eaters are a special sort of stupid that even in 40k shouldn't be a functional fighting force due to being unable to get anywhere. Even heading to Terra during the heresy they were busy killing eachother and every serf that couldn't find a place to hide. Even the orks can get their shit together more reliably to get somewhere to go wage a war when they have a competent enough leader.
 
World Eaters are a special sort of stupid that even in 40k shouldn't be a functional fighting force due to being unable to get anywhere. Even heading to Terra during the heresy they were busy killing eachother and every serf that couldn't find a place to hide. Even the orks can get their shit together more reliably to get somewhere to go wage a war when they have a competent enough leader.
"'Dat's da problem wiv humies,' Ufthak opined knowingly. 'Dey ain’t logickal.'"
 
The Raven Guard just called. They're wondering where one of their helmets went after they foolishly gave some Blood Ravens a tour as a sign of respect. And speaking of, here's a buddy's work in Space Marine 2 to try and get a proper representation of a Blood Raven veteran into the game:
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And that helmet was a gift, which is why its painted black to honor its original Chapter's colors.
That and officially there's no way to paint codex compliant leadership colors for the Ravens. Technically Sergeants are supposed to be red which uh, they already are. Black instead of red for sergeants, white for vets is what some autistic on 1d4chan suggested after using a magnifying glass on some WD issues. I guess in the DoW games they just cheat and anyone not a grunt loses their helmets.
 
World Eaters are a special sort of stupid that even in 40k shouldn't be a functional fighting force due to being unable to get anywhere. Even heading to Terra during the heresy they were busy killing eachother and every serf that couldn't find a place to hide. Even the orks can get their shit together more reliably to get somewhere to go wage a war when they have a competent enough leader.
I know it’s a mix of the butcher’s nails and Khorne influence but reading the siege all I could think was “How the fuck do they even have a deployable force when they’re killing each other and trying to hack out of the ship they’re on while Angron is tearing shit up”.

Obligatory meme for the thread

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Now if we're done with tourists whining about trannies for the month as an excuse to not actually engage with anything about the hobby...
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Rumor is Relic isn't involved with this one so it might not be shit like 3.
edit: Apparently this is from Gamescom
 
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World Eaters are a special sort of stupid that even in 40k shouldn't be a functional fighting force due to being unable to get anywhere. Even heading to Terra during the heresy they were busy killing eachother and every serf that couldn't find a place to hide. Even the orks can get their shit together more reliably to get somewhere to go wage a war when they have a competent enough leader.
I love that they had to gang up on and imprison Angron, all offscreen and the Conqueror afterwards is a DOOM map, with psychotic jocks playing hide and seek with their poor slaves.

Like everything is so comically horrible.
I know it’s a mix of the butcher’s nails and Khorne influence but reading the siege all I could think was “How the fuck do they even have a deployable force when they’re killing each other and trying to hack out of the ship they’re on while Angron is tearing shit up”.

Obligatory meme for the thread

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Again, they had to hire the Night Lords to babysit their barely-sentient primarch and keep him in the baby maze while they made Terra nice and safe for demonic manifestation.

Love that they shot him into space and the monster actually roars (that everyone can hear cause warp) then becomes a rage-fuelled torpedo, so fucking over the top and metal. That’s that Chaos should be.

The Daemon Primarchs and their sheer insanity were a highlight of the SoT. Morty is in pain, delirious and very upset. Magnus is in his natural state of getting buck-broken except this time by the buck, Fulgrim doesn’t need any thanks for his efforts but he would appreciate it and Angron is doing what Horus should be doing, at one point leading three legions (and some strays) onto those walls.
 
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