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One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong
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So he makes shitty edgy jokes in lore videos, then moves on to selling cosplay calendars, can't keep paying models so moves onto selling hentai. Realizes there's already 40k hentai online and commissions people to make 3d models to sell prints of, but that's expensive, there's competition, and if it's too close to a GW product he gets slapped with a C&D. Decided to try selling steroids to kids, gets called out for it. Now he's moved onto this "hey guys, I'm definitely straight totally not super gay" let's look at his instagram then...
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The guy is practically material for an LC sign intro. If it were gym photos, I'd get it. But it's not, he's just hanging out shirtless with men constantly.
 
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong
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So he makes shitty edgy jokes in lore videos, then moves on to selling cosplay calendars, can't keep paying models so moves onto selling hentai. Realizes there's already 40k hentai online and commissions people to make 3d models to sell prints of, but that's expensive, there's competition, and if it's too close to a GW product he gets slapped with a C&D. Decided to try selling steroids to kids, gets called out for it. Now he's moved onto this "hey guys, I'm definitely straight totally not super gay" let's look at his instagram then...
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The guy is practically material for an LC sign intro. If it were gym photos, I'd get it. But it's not, he's just hanging out shirtless with men constantly.
Really dont get what his deal is of not wanting to admit hes gay, hes already a huge tool and tosser, not like him being homo is gonna change much.
 
Really dont get what his deal is of not wanting to admit hes gay, hes already a huge tool and tosser, not like him being homo is gonna change much.
Desperately trying to appeal to the based right wing edgy joke crowd and afraid being gay might ruin that? I dunno. The guy has been doing one grift after another getting more absurd each time with a dwindling audience. He's barely making 100k views a video, tried a hobby video about a diorama and didn't break 15k views on it. A year ago he was more regularly breaking 200k views and sometimes 400k. Go back 3 years on his channel and he was getting 300k-1million views a video, but he hasn't come close to a million views in 2+ years now with his patreon earnings having tanked as well.
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Fucking graphtreon has him in the "adult videos" category, so even they aren't sure wtf he's doing. Most of the other 40k channels fall under podcast, generic "video", drawing and painting, games, shit like that. Part of his drop off is going to be a glut of other channels without his brand of retardation, but also just people likely sick of his dumb gimmicks and bullshit.
 
PancreasNoWork is pretty enjoyable to watch. Helps that he admits his biases towards certain factions (loves his elves unless they're the ones in Elder Scrolls, hates Khorne and Bretonnia) and will do stuff on other franchises he likes (usually Halo).
 
The only WH channel I ever watched was Arch lmao

I guess most of them just aren't that interesting to me (or are pozzed as fuck and unbearable to listen to)
Arch is an insufferable faggot wannabe right wing gRRRRRRifter with a weird accent RRRRRRRolling his Rs for no RRRRReason. He needs to fall off the face of the Earth already if for no reason other than being a friend of Sargon.
 
Arch is an insufferable faggot wannabe right wing gRRRRRRifter with a weird accent RRRRRRRolling his Rs for no RRRRReason. He needs to fall off the face of the Earth already if for no reason other than being a friend of Sargon.
I dunno, he seemed alright to me.

He was also one of like 3 people on the entire internet that ever talked about the Starship Troopers novel, and I respect that.
 
I dunno, he seemed alright to me.

He was also one of like 3 people on the entire internet that ever talked about the Starship Troopers novel, and I respect that.
His lore stuff is fine to a point, where you may as well just listen to the audiobooks and not have to hear his insufferable accent. 38 videos on the sabbat war crusade ranging 30 minutes to 3 hours? 31 vides for the badab war ranging from 30 minutes to over an hour? 42 videos on the siege of vraks with most closer to an hour? GW didn't write this much about any of that. Beyond that, the moment he goes into anything besides his autistic depth about the lore, he's just a shitty grifter like plenty of other channels just on the right instead of the left. The only thing I'll give him credit for is not being a thin skinned bitch like Gamza who seems to have started posting stupid videos again over the past month going back to his "random thing from another IP vs 40k thing" slop format.
 
Thou shall not speak that name.

And with the DLC I would assume it would be the same shit that would have normally come with the game even 5 years ago but now you will have to buy piecemeal because AAA gaming company's suck dick.

The success of the Total War games really fucked over us customers because they learned that morons will spend 15 bucks to get a re-skin.
which twwh dlc was just a reskin?
dow2 had plenty, but each twwh payed dlc added new lords and units
 
- Big lore shift
- Acktually this was the super secret plan all along
- 30 years of space marines got made worthless
- GW butthurt after losing a court case

Rough outline
Plus they look more tacticool, less knightly. Overall more generic, though not as bad a downgrade as Votan and Squats.
Horus shall have a granddaughter named Rey Lupercal, who then destroys him by absorbing the collective power of all the Primarchs.
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Stop giving them ideas. Fuck.

As I have disengaged due to tranny faggotry, this is just 2 worthless C-quarters.

Dow 4 looks rough. Maybe it won't be as shitty as dow 3 but that's a low bar. Primaris and Denuvoslop will propably keep me off it.
 
Arch is an insufferable faggot wannabe right wing gRRRRRRifter with a weird accent RRRRRRRolling his Rs for no RRRRReason. He needs to fall off the face of the Earth already if for no reason other than being a friend of Sargon.
Yes.

But I liked his lore videos.

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And you can hate on his super long series like Badab, but that was a Godsend at work when I was scrounging for all the long form youtube content I could find. Hours and Hours of comfy to push pencils to.
 
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Honestly if you aren't painting your Fists with killing field gamble, you're not even trying.
I found these on plebbit but I still thought they were funny. Truly your average Autistic Fist enjoyer. Howre those poopvaults holding up boys.
 

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I found these on plebbit but I still thought they were funny. Truly your average Autistic Fist enjoyer. Howre those poopvaults holding up boys.
I had a friend getting into 40k and initially he was gonna go Fisters, to which I tried to nudge him towards the Iron Hands to have a nice, fluffy rivalry with my EC.
Bro ultimately went “muh wholesome” Salamander, thank God. Anything but a pissmarine and to think people call my legion disgusting.
 
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