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I don't think of the imitation of subjects in the fantasy genre as "theft." Plagiarism to me is only where there's deliberate fraud, and the history of art is full of copying and derivative works.

I like the fantasy genre and I think it can be very imaginative, and I also like the scifi genre and I think it can be very imaginative as well. Rather than being "poor man's scifi" I think of fantasy vs scifi as more like apples vs oranges. Although with some media the distinction can be more or less blurred, like in really "soft scifi" such as Star Wars -- or WH40K.

Anyway and from what I understand, WHF came first and then WH40K came later as a sort of spinoff franchise which then grew to be far more successful than WHF.
 
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I think the part about power weapons caring about density has been retconned for some time. Otherwise they would be useless as fuck against tanks.

But of course some writers just don't do the research, so it sometimes is dradged up.
One of them even says power weapons are just weapons infused with lightning which shock whatever they hit.
 
I heard somewhere that the WHF world was in the WH40K galaxy, but that was probably just fan speculation.

Also I take it you don't really like WHF. I don't know much about it myself. IIRC there's some human empire, orks are there, elves instead of Eldar, it's magic instead of psychic power, and the Chaos Gods are there.

At this point with Age of Sigmar, its impossible for Warhammer Fantasy and 40k to be in the same universe

for instance, Slaanesh got replaced with the Skaven god, The Horned Rat in Age of Sigmar, and there is nothing indicating this in the 40kverse. In fact, if Slaanesh suddenly lost his/her powers, there would be a massive shitstorm amongst the Chaos legions, Eldar and pyskers, actually pretty much the entire universe that

Also, there are no mention of the lizardmen in 40kverse, while in the fantasy verse, the Lizardmen's old ones have enough power to annoy the hell out of the chaos gods, the eldar in 40k would have at the least detected them

And lets not forget about the various other gods in the fantasy verse well

No I don't because it's honestly prity generic an forgettable, Fantasy in general is the poor man's sci-fi as it allows for a lot more hand waving an using the age old excuse of "a wizzard did it" but in sci-fi your forced to be more creative (having said that 40k has the warp did it, but it's not used as much).

It allows sub par writers like G RR Martin to get away with a lot of shit they wouldn't be able to in other generas, but sadly the 4000lb gorrila in the room happened to be Tolkin who some how made the fantasy genera respectable and became the biggest source of stolen content for years to come.

I don't think Warhammer Fantasy is that generic, at least compared to most fantasy settings nowadays, and at least in older editions

It really did feel like GW did their research on actual Medieval and Renaissance history and tried to make it work in a fantasy setting(if you know your history, you would be able to recgonize the armour styles, tactics and various other things that fit with mid 16th century Europe they're going for)

Now compare that to shitty wannabe warcraft clones where all it does is just throw some medieval stuff together and some bikini mail armor and there you go

I mean compare this https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/0f/8d/a8/0f8da83d3e07a06450ff497d0e572058.jpg

to https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipe...nochtitlan_to_the_sounds_of_martial_music.jpg
 
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No I don't because it's honestly prity generic an forgettable,

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There is nothing generic or forgettable about a giant hamster wheel that shoots lightning.
 
So to get my guys used to the Only War system and to familiarize myself with it, I had them fight a fire team of Gue'vesa. It went hilariously, as they both kept missing each other in like the 80s-90s. We actually had to relog back into Roll20 since I swore the game was taking the piss at us. It did the trick though since they started to actually connect with each other.

The winners of that match were my guys with blowing off their pinky toes, but some lessons were learned:
1. I accidentally gave my Drop Troops Astartes level armor because I swapped weight with armor rating like a :stupid:
2. I fucked up what Righteous Fury was since I was used to Dark Heresy 1.0. I fixed this later on and made it work.
3. My guys liked the little add-ons I did, which was where if you rolled really well on your actions, good things happened. Some bonuses I did included dodge penalties, improved damage for the next turn, and so on. I will keep that in my next run, along with the bad things that can happen (tm)
4. The critical damage table they give you is awesome.
 
So to get my guys used to the Only War system and to familiarize myself with it, I had them fight a fire team of Gue'vesa. It went hilariously, as they both kept missing each other in like the 80s-90s. We actually had to relog back into Roll20 since I swore the game was taking the piss at us. It did the trick though since they started to actually connect with each other.

The winners of that match were my guys with blowing off their pinky toes, but some lessons were learned:
1. I accidentally gave my Drop Troops Astartes level armor because I swapped weight with armor rating like a :stupid:
2. I fucked up what Righteous Fury was since I was used to Dark Heresy 1.0. I fixed this later on and made it work.
3. My guys liked the little add-ons I did, which was where if you rolled really well on your actions, good things happened. Some bonuses I did included dodge penalties, improved damage for the next turn, and so on. I will keep that in my next run, along with the bad things that can happen (tm)
4. The critical damage table they give you is awesome.


if you want lore justification for your power armored Drop Troops, here are some scrapped concepts for Elysian Drop Troop armor from Forge World

http://natfka.blogspot.com/2011/08/elysian-veterans-in-carapace-armour.html


Also, does anyone else miss the old style stormtroopers? The ones that looked like actual futuristic special forces http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net...r_guard.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130208042124

rather than some retarded looking space knights that even square enix would be embarrassed to include in their games
 
if you want lore justification for your power armored Drop Troops, here are some scrapped concepts for Elysian Drop Troop armor from Forge World

http://natfka.blogspot.com/2011/08/elysian-veterans-in-carapace-armour.html


Also, does anyone else miss the old style stormtroopers? The ones that looked like actual futuristic special forces http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net...r_guard.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130208042124

rather than some exceptional looking space knights that even square enix would be embarrassed to include in their games
Hehe, it was a practice run, so I just downed it back to standard IG armor afterwards. Speaking of which, let me show you what their primary chars look like.
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Pvt. Ellis, squad sniper and resident druggie of the 18th Drop Troop Regiment


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Cpl. Bob, Heavy Weapons Specialist and armed with the squad's flamer

They also command three other goons each in the squad, while I'm serving as their sergeant. Their goons are just to make sure if they die (possible), they can keep going. I'll show their faces too if anyone's interested, but unlike their mains I just found images for them.
 
Hehe, it was a practice run, so I just downed it back to standard IG armor afterwards. Speaking of which, let me show you what their primary chars look like.
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Pvt. Ellis, squad sniper and resident druggie of the 18th Drop Troop Regiment


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Cpl. Bob, Heavy Weapons Specialist and armed with the squad's flamer

They also command three other goons each in the squad, while I'm serving as their sergeant. Their goons are just to make sure if they die (possible), they can keep going. I'll show their faces too if anyone's interested, but unlike their mains I just found images for them.
haha nice,
are you planning to use the actual miniatures?(you can get Elysians pretty cheap on ebay now, or get recasts from sites like aliexpress, its even cheaper than buying the plastic kits from GW!)

I would imagine the roleplay aspects of Only War can get pretty complicated, if you're planning to go about it as if you're actual special forces, and using tactics and such as opposed to marines who just bash everything in

It was for me when I played an Only War session with a friend from ROTC
 
If we were doing this with a table and everything, sure. But we live a wee bit too far (states apart really) for that to be feasible, so I was going with Roll20.
 
I just acquired some Night Goblins (er, Moonclan Grots) and some squigs. They r so kooot. Not as koot as my Nurglings, but still.
 
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There is nothing generic or forgettable about a giant hamster wheel that shoots lightning.

Or Literal Fantasy Football, which used to be in the same universe as WHFB till the neckbeards complained and it became an alternate spinoff universe.

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Also Space Commies are out for BFGA now.

 
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I wonder why every 40k game needs to include an Eldar faction

Theres like 1 eldar player for every 100 Imperial Guard player, and yet these game devs see some need to include this space elves
 
So, the Beastmen addition to the Total War Warhammer game just took the Humans from piss easy baby mode to actually difficult. Their main group loves shitting all over Reikland and usually burns that city bordering Brettonia to the ground by turn 20. Thankfully I figured out what minotaurs are weak too. It's the same answer to the Chaos invasion btw.

Gunpowder, and a lot of it. Handgunners, mortars, great cannons, and of course outriders armed with dueling pistols. Get fucked you fat cow bastards. Not so strong when 20lbs of cast iron crashes into your skull are you.

As to the renaissance influences, it's literally an alternate universe 16th century Europe. The human Empire is even essentially the Holy Roman Empire, complete with the complete breakdown of anything approaching stability or cohesiveness, as the Electors all hate each other and whoever of them got chosen as Emperor this time. Only difference is this empire arguably is actually Holy. At one point it was implied Sigmar was the missing Primarch, but that

Also MWG just did their first blood bowl game here, I think the rest of their content is behind paywalls though. Can't wait for Blood Bowl and the rest of the specalist games to come back, they, well actually all of the specialist games were better than the "big" games tbh. Except maybe Man o War, that one was kinda bleh, especially compared to Battlefleet. And Space Hulk could get dull after awhile.

But the persistant warband skirmish games were where it was fucking at. I still remember my warboss Mad Mork in Gorkamorka who lived with a rocket booster permanently embedded in his chest after a mad dok's serjery following a failed raid on a convoy. Bastard died the way he lived, screaming through blockades at 140mph on a flame spewing buggy.


For the record, don't take everything they say as gospel, they already fucked up in the first 10min. KOs don't award XP, has to be at least a game ending injury. Unless they accidentally called a "Badly Hurt" knocking out.
 
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So we did the shakedown session of Only War, where we learned a lot. Here's a green text summary of what happened:

>Be squad of nine
>Mostly trained in solid projectile weapons
>Forced to use lasguns during training for budgetary reasons
>Sniper aims for hostage on purpose and accidentally hits hostage taker due to luck
>Sniper throws grenade because
>Nearly kills best friend from explosion
>Best friend rolls well despite not using preferred weapon
>Sniper decides to take drugs
>Becomes retarded when drug runs out due to INT loss effect
>Tries to swallow own tongue
>Plasma gunner drops lasgun out of instinct due to sheer fuck up
>Everyone rolling nineties
>Our face when
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>Rifleman nearly kills own sergeant when shooting her in the back due to such rolls
>Operator shoots out lights, causing fight to go on for more than one hour due to sight penalty
>This is the only thing she did all session
>Medic thinks drug overdose Sniper is dealing with is lethal disease from Catachan
>Medic then unfucks shit roll, gives him antitoxin
>Sniper tries to eat medic’s lasgun
>Confuses it for penis of local drug dealer
>Medic attempts murder out of pity
>Crit-Fails and gives him sunburn
>Medic gives him own gun out of shame
>Veteran Marksman misses in dark room for half hour
>Rage intensifies
>Plasma gunner sobbing at utter uselessness at hitting things
>God Emperor literally takes pity on him, gives him reroll
>Barely succeeds, crippling one guy
>Sniper snaps out it while kissing best friend
>Confused and horrified at own gayness
>Best friend gives no fucks
>Wigger begins seriously cheating on exercise
>Commits heresy in the process, deeming Limp Bizkit a god
>Sniper shoves operator out of way of target
>Operator shoved back, causing gun to superheat concrete thus burning his hands
>Sniper almost murders her out of spite
>Sergeant tries to defuse situation
>Sniper ignores own sergeant for having vagina
>Willing to listen to a man however
>Hostages executed due to cheating wigger
>Wigger and Sniper double lariat a guy, hitting themselves in the process
>By the Emperor how horrifying
>Both live due to bullshit rolls
>Sniper tries to use second grenade to kill hostages
>Knows it's a bad idea to boot
>“Hostages are just quitters and don't deserve to live”
>Fucks up throw, putting self and best friend in harm’s way
>RIGHTEOUS FUCKING FURY
>CONFIRMS RIGHTEOUS FUCKING FURY
>44 DAMAGE COMING YOUR WAY
>Best friend ninja dodges explosion
>Sniper dies on literal training level
>Turned into goo
>Our faces when
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>Squad’s face when
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>Twin Lasguns explode, nearly murdering Wigger
>Exercise stops due to massive fuck-up
>Gets dressed down by company commander
>Only one in nine seen as remotely competent
>Best Friend seen as intentionally acting stupid on purpose
>Sergeant deemed incompetent due to shitshow
>Only kept rank due to defense by guardsmen
>Sniper would have been executed but did job himself
>Teamkilling rifleman exonerated
>Plasma Gunner given pity
>Operater busted down to PDF
>Medic dressed down for giving gun to retarded sniper
>Wigger told to stand up
>Wigger thinks will be rewarded
>Wigger tried for heresy and commissar attempts execution
>Fails horribly, landing on own ass
>“Limp Bizkit protects!”
>Runs down line
>Everyone misses except medic with thrown knife
>Medic murders Wigger with knife to throat
>Operator washed out of regiment
>Medic promoted to commissar
>Horror at results of practice operation
>Our face when
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So we did the shakedown session of Only War, where we learned a lot. Here's a green text summary of what happened:

>Be squad of nine
>Mostly trained in solid projectile weapons
>Forced to use lasguns for budgetary reasons
>Sniper aimed for hostage and accidentally hit hostage taker out of luck
>Sniper throws first grenade
>Nearly kills best friend from explosion
>Best friend kills many despite not using preferred weapon
>Sniper takes drugs
>Becomes exceptional when drug runs out due to INT loss
>Tries to swallow own tongue
>Plasma gunner drops lasgun out of instinct due to sheer fuck up
>Everyone rolling nineties
>Our face when
https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/67/50/cc/6750cc0a93878e2c881798ac735819dd.jpg
>Rifleman nearly kills own sergeant when shooting her in the back due to such rolls
>Operator shoots out lights, causing fight to go on for more than one hour due to penalty
>This is the only thing she did all session
>Medic thinks drug overdose on Sniper to lethal disease from Catachan
>Medic then unfucks bad decision, gives him antitoxin
>Sniper tries to eat medic’s lasgun
>Confuses it for penis of local drug dealer
>Medic attempts murder out of pity
>Fails and gives him sunburn
>Gives him own gun too
>Veteran Marksman misses in dark room for half hour
>Rage intensifies
>Plasma gunner sobbing at utter uselessness at hitting things
>God Emperor literally takes pity on him, gives him reroll
>Barely succeeds, crippling one guy
>Sniper snaps out it while kissing best friend
>Confused and horrified at own gayness
>Best friend gives no fucks
>Wigger begins seriously cheating on exercise
>Commits heresy in the process, deeming Limp Bizkit a god
>Sniper shoves operator out of way of target
>Operator shoved back, causing gun to superheat concrete thus burning his hands
>Sniper almost murders her out of spite
>Sergeant tries to defuse situation
>Sniper ignores own sergeant for having vagina
>Willing to listen to a man however
>Hostages executed due to cheating wigger
>Wigger and Sniper double lariat a guy, hitting themselves in the process
>By the Emperor how horrifying
>Both live due to bullshit rolls
>Sniper tries to use second grenade to kill hostages
>Knows it's a bad idea to boot
>“Hostages are just quitters and don't deserve to live”
>Fucks up throw, putting self and best friend in harm’s way
>RIGHTEOUS FUCKING FURY
>CONFIRMS RIGHTEOUS FUCKING FURY
>44 DAMAGE COMING YOUR WAY
>Best friend ninja dodges explosion
>Sniper dies on literal training level
>Turned into goo
>Our faces when
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>Squad’s face when
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>Twin Lasguns explode, nearly murdering Wigger
>Exercise stops due to massive fuck-up
>Gets dressed down by company commander
>Only one in nine remotely competent
>Best Friend Seen as intentionally acting stupid
>Sergeant deemed incompetent
>Only kept rank due to defense by guardsmen
>Sniper would have been executed but did job himself
>Teamkilling rifleman exonerated
>Plasma Gunner given pity
>Operater busted down
>Medic dressed down for giving gun to exceptional sniper
>Wigger told to stand up
>Wigger thinks will be rewarded
>Wigger tried for heresy and commissar attempts execution
>Fails horribly, landing on own ass
>“Limp Bizkit protects!”
>Runs down line
>Everyone misses except medic with thrown knife
>Medic murders Wigger with knife to throat
>Operator washed out of regiment
>Medic promoted to commissar
>Horror at results of practice operation
>Our face when
Oh_My_Sides!.jpg
Well they might not be Imperial Guardsmen but I'm sure they could still qualify for the local PDF.
 
Well they might not be Imperial Guardsmen but I'm sure they could still qualify for the local PDF.
In their defense, most of them were using a gun they had no weapon training for, so they were mostly operating at a -20 penalty to everything... damned Munitorium issuing them for training due to lack of waste. The next session will probably go better just because of that alone, with the added bonus of the worst offenders of dicking with the squad's functioning being purged.

Still, this was the most whackadoo session I ran, and it's also the first time I had a player die. The fact it was gutbustingly hilarious was a bonus.
 
Would anyone else be kind of intrested in a Paranoia style game set in the 40K universe? Like, you're playing as an IG squad who keeps getting sent to fight Orks...on planets that are not experiencing an Ork incursion. Or aren't even populated. However, since the Imperium is never wrong, you need to find some Orks to kill, or be court maritaled for failing the Imperium.
 
Would anyone else be kind of intrested in a Paranoia style game set in the 40K universe? Like, you're playing as an IG squad who keeps getting sent to fight Orks...on planets that are not experiencing an Ork incursion. Or aren't even populated. However, since the Imperium is never wrong, you need to find some Orks to kill, or be court maritaled for failing the Imperium.

So Dark Heresy with an All Guardsman party?
 
Would anyone else be kind of intrested in a Paranoia style game set in the 40K universe? Like, you're playing as an IG squad who keeps getting sent to fight Orks...on planets that are not experiencing an Ork incursion. Or aren't even populated. However, since the Imperium is never wrong, you need to find some Orks to kill, or be court maritaled for failing the Imperium.
Depends on the day of the week, and if I can pass ugly people we paint green as Orky enough to pass muster.
 
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