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iceteayo said:
custodes were a kinda yes no maybe for years
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Kind of a big no.

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I’ll just stick to heresy again for good. I get multiple white scar releases as well there.
 
iceteayo said:
I just forgot sisters of silence have just been destroyed, why did no one even care for them exactly? They were all high tier anti psykers that the custodes needed.
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It is incredible how the sisters of battle and silence are forgotten (because I assume they do not have as many sales or attention) and instead of delivering a new and interesting character of these factions they simply discard them to make way for a war on the Internet because a multi-million dollar company wants more attention and money. I assure you that these "Custode women" will be equally forgotten and will only be talked about when the porn addict wants their giant woman's dozen.
 
iceteayo said:
What if it’s just a classic lazy codex typo that’ll be funny
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Across 3 different indexes? Unlikely. It was intentional. Everyone was so hyper focused on the rules with custodes being a high win rate army it went unnoticed and then when it was all of Reddit was awash with muscle mommy fetishists and drawings. By slaanesh these coomers have no shame.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Across 3 different indexes? Unlikely. It was intentional. Everyone was so hyper focused on the rules with custodes being a high win rate army it went unnoticed and then when it was all of Reddit was awash with muscle mommy fetishists and drawings. By slaanesh these coomers have no shame.
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I'll laugh my ass off if they end up looking like more androgynous, emaciated men and not the "big-tittied muscle mommies" these dipshit coomers are expecting.
 
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It's confirmed, and fuck Games Workshop. It's only a matter of time now before Female Space Marines are a thing, which means they've chosen their customer base -- and it's not the ones that spend $60 on 3 plastic figurines.

Edit: Someone pointed out on twitter this could in theory be a Sister of Silence with a Custodes military title. Doubtful, but we'll see. After all, you can't just pander like this, GW would have to put out a female custodes character in order to PROPERLY pander.
 
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It's confirmed, and fuck Games Workshop. It's only a matter of time now before Female Space Marines are a thing, which means they've chosen their customer base -- and it's not the ones that spend $60 on 3 plastic figurines.
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This is the future he was trying to prevent.

The Emperor is even more of a redditor now, “NO GODS, ONLY GOLD MUSCLE MOMMIES.”
 
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Just as a reminder, yes, this is 100% a retcon as of this shitty codex. All previous Custodes fluff mentions them being male children of the noble houses of Terra.
 
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It's confirmed, and fuck Games Workshop. It's only a matter of time now before Female Space Marines are a thing, which means they've chosen their customer base -- and it's not the ones that spend $60 on 3 plastic figurines.

Edit: Someone pointed out on twitter this could in theory be a Sister of Silence with a Custodes military title. Doubtful, but we'll see. After all, you can't just pander like this, GW would have to put out a female custodes character in order to PROPERLY pander.
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All that fucking sperging by the Templin Institute really fucked GW in the head.
 
At least MajorKill will profit off this.

"G'day, guys! We know what you've been waiting for, and GW has finally delivered. Giant golden titties."
 
iceteayo said:
Will you guys actually leave

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Abandoning current stuff. Embracing older stuff. Horus Hersey is finished so they can't ruin it. If anyone has been in the community long enough you know these sexual freaks who do their self inserts is fucking horrible long term. If you ever played with THAT GUY in a tabletop RPG you know it's over once you give an inch.

ForTheHoard said:
At least MajorKill will profit off this.

"G'day, guys! We know what you've been waiting for, and GW has finally delivered. Giant golden titties."
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People can cope and seethe when you say this is just fetish sexual bullshit but everyone can predict the responses because they know the community.
 
ForTheHoard said:
At least MajorKill will profit off this.

"G'day, guys! We know what you've been waiting for, and GW has finally delivered. Giant golden titties."
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I honestly don't get it. Why do people demand more female armies when Sisters of Battle exists? Just how much thirst do these daemons people have?
 
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