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The coomers celebrating people leaving over this retcon are the same kind of people that made my wife uncomfortable when she tried playing infinity. Pornsick men like that love to say they’re the majority and the “chuds” are the minority, but they’re the embodiment of a flavor of “that guy” that nobody can stand. I recently got back in with my wife after a 12 year hiatus and it’s absurd that the target audience vs the actual audience is always wild.

My wife likes death guard a lot, but the only “women” I see playing female space marines are just trannies and coomers. Same with a lot of sisters players. Getting my combat patrol from my LGS, I was told by one of the “that guy” players that there’s a file for a chest piece that gives them bigger tits and I’m like “lol no thanks weirdo”.
 
I saw a tweet pointing out how in the newest Space Marines codex they dropped any mention of the geneseed being only useable on males.
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Here is the codex pictures hes talking about. Here is the Tweet.
For those panicking over this, keep in mind that "Creation of a Space Marine" is the exact same text as in the 9e codex, and you can go back even further to older codices to see their lack of specificity on exclusively-male aspirants as well:
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Finally, male pronouns referring to any given aspirant!

This is why the excerpt from the Horus Heresy rulebook was remarkable in actually stating explicitly what everyone knows, thus causing outcry from the Female Space Marine proponents.

One thing that is a constant, however, is the mention of "brothers" all the damn time, even widely using the term "battle-brother" to refer to any given Space Marine. While I don't have text for the 10e codex in front of me, I'm sure it's the same in this regard, even including "battle-brother" in that very excerpt in question.

Someone do me a favor and confirm that the 10e codex also has the Emperor quote used in every Space Marine codex:
They shall be my finest warriors, THESE MEN who give themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of war I shall forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns shall they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines such that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines ... and they shall know no fear.

With that said, while I still feel confident that GW considers Space Marines strictly limits (for the time being), I have to imagine that Female Space Marines would for sure be added via "Cawl did a thing" rather than "always has been", applying to Primaris Space Marines going forward while Firstborn models are completely out of production. So the "historical" Horus Heresy would still be all about "brother against brother" while "modern" 40k would be adjusted for "modern audiences" as the story of the Indomitus Crusade continues.
 
The coomers celebrating people leaving over this retcon a
Idk if they're even celebrating people leaving, they keep trying to argue people out of it. I think in their mind taking over something good means whatever the turn it into will be automatically good to people and they could just beat down on us forever

I don't think they understand that we actually hate them and don't want around them or shitty franchise ruining creations they did thst with star wars too.
 
If you're gooning to muscle mommies you're already halfway to throwing "shemale" into Google.

And if you're halfway to looking up shemale porn, you're about a month or 6 away from trooning out.
What are you talking about? People like this fine young gentleman totally aren't at risk of trooning out.

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And before you ask, I came across this homo by looking at that Cerberus fag's twitter.
Reminder that these are the type of people that GW is trying to court.
 
Idk if they're even celebrating people leaving, they keep trying to argue people out of it. I think in their mind taking over something good means whatever the turn it into will be automatically good to people and they could just beat down on us forever

I don't think they understand that we actually hate them and don't want around them or shitty franchise ruining creations they did thst with star wars too.
They do. They absolutely do understand that you hate them.

It's part of why they're so happy to do this to franchises. Because "fixing" a franchise is one thing, but doing it at the express displeasure of the "evil chuds" that hate the changes? Knowing they'll have to just eat shit and accept their "superior culture" being imposed upon them? That there's nothing you can do but "cope and seethe and mald"? That's INFINITELY better, because they hate you. They hate you, they hate your culture, they hate your politics, they hate the fact that you're happy, they hate the fact that you have money to spend on hobbies, they hate the fact that you didn't choose to give that money to some troon's 15 page graphic novel about wanting to suck 8 year old boy dicks. (So stunning, so brave.) Yes, most of this is them projecting the hate they have for themselves, but that doesn't change the fact that they hate you.

I am absolutely sure some of the fucks that we saw crowing on Twitter and Reddit yesterday masturbate to the thought of the "chuds" being pissed off and there being "nothing they can do about it."
 
What are you talking about? People like this fine young gentleman totally aren't at risk of trooning out.

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And before you ask, I came across this homo by looking at that Cerberus fag's twitter.
Reminder that these are the type of people that GW is trying to court.
I see that problem correcting itself in less than ten years.

These creatures are not long for this world, patience is all we need. These things have a way of taking themselves out of the equation so to speak.
 
What are you talking about? People like this fine young gentleman totally aren't at risk of trooning out.

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And before you ask, I came across this homo by looking at that Cerberus fag's twitter.
Reminder that these are the type of people that GW is trying to court.
GW thinks that people like "1pervydwarf" there are going to make up for the loss that any changes cost them. I hope it doesn't, becuase the sooner this all collapses the faster something better can take it's place.


Odd question, however. I've seen the troons and the coomers and the like claim that MTG and D&D are doing much better financially after they openly started shitting on their existing customers and started chasing modern audiences. Is this true? Cause I seem to remember both MTG and D&D had massive layoffs over the past few years. Just absolutely abysmal numbers. For example the Baldur's Gate 3 guys were saying they literally didn't have any contacts at WOTC that hadn't been fired.
 
Darktide is getting a major update if anyone gives a shit.
They need too. Their biggest competitor is themselves. It's not as bad as Payday 2/3 but I don't imagine shareholders like seeing this.

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Idk if they're even celebrating people leaving, they keep trying to argue people out of it. I think in their mind taking over something good means whatever the turn it into will be automatically good to people and they could just beat down on us forever

I don't think they understand that we actually hate them and don't want around them or shitty franchise ruining creations they did thst with star wars too.
They love to post that “warhammer is for everyone” pic a lot and try to be catty with the “you won’t be missed” part at the end, but they don’t realize that you don’t shit where you eat. The people leaving to go play Battletech are going to be in for a surprise as well since the troons have a stronger hold there than they do with 40k. The thing is they don’t go to their LGS to play usually, they don’t get out enough to do that, most are relegated to just being online because they’re a sort of “that guy” nobody really wants to play with.

The places we both go have groups that are mainly just average 9-5 family guys who want to throw dice and very few freaks if any,
 
They do. They absolutely do understand that you hate them.
i knew all that its just i think in their minds how it was supposed to go is gw makes female models and well all have no choice but dump money into gayfaggotbumsex and buy the coomstodes models or whatever. you know what i mean. i think its like a more malicious version of a little sister who wants to keep ruining your male hobby. whats the fun of making gi joe and barbie have tea instead of fight if big bro just leaves to play with his friends outside?

like theyd still have a thriving community years from now where they could polish their models log on to a culturally relevant hobby still and tell people in it how much they hate them, i dont think they expected to just find a barren field to scream into. i also think in their minds that were such a minority that theyd just be as popular and have as much energy as we did instead of waking up to thousands hating them

like communists with america, they say they hate the gov but thats because they expect the gov to do whatever for them their whole lives, they dont actually expect their dumb decisions to collapse the gov and leave them to actually have to take charge. this weird sort of codependence where they at once hate us but also see us as a potential tool to validate them and their existence.

they keep insisting the franchise still has value to us, they told me id buy it anyway. they screamed slurs uncharacteristically when i mocked them by saying i binned the models and wouldnt be replacing them. i think they hate us but i think like with star wars they also want us to tell them theyre pretty and they matter and theyre the center of the big thing. theyre all trans smeagols basically ig
 
It astounds me how 40K fanboys ignore the fact that GW is progressive, or the fact that they made 40K originally as a leftist protest against Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan ruling the Anglosphere. If they could please the feminist hivemind by making female Custodes or Astartes, they would. I'm surprised it took this long.


I thought about that too, when GW and 40K were becoming popular during the time when Star Wars was imploding. Some 40K fans tried to lure in SW fans, saying that the grass was greener on the 40K side and that it's more based. Well, that didn't stay the same for long. Last Jedi came out in 2017, female Custodes came out in 2024. That took 7 years before 40K got woke, too.
Id argue that a lot of anti woke push back came from unironically the execs. Female custodes were attempted in the past with an ADB book but it was shot down from “the top”

The more these old suits the more the authors are encouraged to do it then. Like you guys scream blackwater PMCs and epic game store but we have known a lot of Warhammer authors and even old heads are compromised.
 
Im going to be having a laugh the next moment GW pulls a retarded corpo move that just fucks over more customers and see all the people who keep "heh, chud" posting in spite of dicksucking a company who just wants them to buy 400 USD worth of plastic

If anything when the normie boon from the pandemic ends they will need alot of retards with disposable income, alot of troons are chris chan tier consoomers but i dont expect them to pick up the slack of anyone normal

GW thinks that people like "1pervydwarf" there are going to make up for the loss that any changes cost them. I hope it doesn't, becuase the sooner this all collapses the faster something better can take it's place.


Odd question, however. I've seen the troons and the coomers and the like claim that MTG and D&D are doing much better financially after they openly started shitting on their existing customers and started chasing modern audiences. Is this true? Cause I seem to remember both MTG and D&D had massive layoffs over the past few years. Just absolutely abysmal numbers. For example the Baldur's Gate 3 guys were saying they literally didn't have any contacts at WOTC that hadn't been fired.

WoTC had record profits during the pandemic and the general DnD boon after it became chic to roleplay, but they showed their hand a bit too much with the OGL thing to the point that they lost their golden goose BG3 almost as soon as it released, i think GW is a bad edition or two away from having their tabletop empire fold unless the hyper consoomers they pandered to can pick up the slack and spend actual college tuitions on models
 
GW thinks that people like "1pervydwarf" there are going to make up for the loss that any changes cost them. I hope it doesn't, becuase the sooner this all collapses the faster something better can take it's place.


Odd question, however. I've seen the troons and the coomers and the like claim that MTG and D&D are doing much better financially after they openly started shitting on their existing customers and started chasing modern audiences. Is this true? Cause I seem to remember both MTG and D&D had massive layoffs over the past few years. Just absolutely abysmal numbers. For example the Baldur's Gate 3 guys were saying they literally didn't have any contacts at WOTC that hadn't been fired.
They’ve made both 5e D&D and magic the worst kinds of soy slop where they have to shoehorn fags and brown people into everything because inclusivity’s all they do right. They’ve made non-rotating formats suck worse than they already do with every set having something that changes the formats and a constant deluge of product despite saying they’d slow down.
 
Im going to be having a laugh the next moment GW pulls a retarded corpo move that just fucks over more customers and see all the people who keep "heh, chud" posting in spite of dicksucking a company who just wants them to buy 400 USD worth of plastic
If my previous post is anything to go by then GW better start investing in 1/4 scale hyper dickgirl figurines if they want to make any money with the new audience they'll end up with.
 
The game just needs more content and incentive to play. It has serious potential even now.
There's so much you could do with Darktide. A shame it just comes off the same few couple of missions. They manage to make L4D stuff seem fresh.
 
If my previous post is anything to go by then GW better start investing in 1/4 scale hyper dickgirl figurines if they want to make any money with the new audience they'll end up with.
A part of me wonders if they planned to reveal this just after they squatted the initial AoS range to have some woke zeal fighting for the good of their corpo instead of having yet another black mark to their list of money grubbing schemes and lawfare
 
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