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Found an old metal + plastic exorcist tank kit in a citadel white box for $35 at an LGS that has tons of old stuff from prior to 2008. Had to hunt down the instructions online to be sure because I haven’t built one in years. With the escalation league going to 2,000 I’m excited to add another one to the roster.
 
Because, you see, his landlord is selling the studio he's rented to make his YouTube videos and he's going to have to move and he needs to save up a deposit for new place to live, and the UK housing market is kerrrazy at the moment and gosh, I just need to get my foot on the housing ladder and 'muh kids, muh kids' and, y'know, I did raise all that money fer charidee in the past which I totally coulda kept, so you kinda owe me one and oh my fucking God, Guy, just fuck off, you absolute fucking parasite. Don't you make enough money from your fucking Patreon and shilling your T-shirts and art prints and YouTube sponsorships and God knows what the fuck else? You have a whole fucking studio full of expensive recording equipment and highly sought after, out-of-print miniatures, maybe you could sell some of that shit? Or maybe get a real fucking job and stop asking your YouTube simps to fund your ridiculous fucking lifestyle, you vampiric, emotionally manipulative, grifting arsehole?
What a fucking asshole.

Ruins his own life, uses his kids in his video as a plea for money, tries to use his past bullshit as an excuse for why people should just give him free money. Has the audacity to use the model he claims was from his "dark time" that he fucking caused himself, as some extra plea for money. Just because he doesn't want to fucking move again? Maybe he should have I don't know... not ruined his life and found a way to monetize his channel content 3 years ago and he could be in a better situation by now with almost 400k subscribers.

And to top it off, it still looks like shit.
 
What a fucking asshole.

Ruins his own life, uses his kids in his video as a plea for money, tries to use his past bullshit as an excuse for why people should just give him free money. Has the audacity to use the model he claims was from his "dark time" that he fucking caused himself, as some extra plea for money. Just because he doesn't want to fucking move again? Maybe he should have I don't know... not ruined his life and found a way to monetize his channel content 3 years ago and he could be in a better situation by now with almost 400k subscribers.

And to top it off, it still looks like shit.
The thing is, by all accounts, Midwinter Minis is a successful YouTube channel. Guy has, in the past, bragged that it's one of the most popular channels in the hobby and that his videos are some of the most viewed Warhammer content on YouTube.

Through Patreon alone, Guy is making considerably more than I would hazard to guess most of the people that watch his videos are. He's able to buy expensive old Warhammer miniatures and high quality professional recording equipment, travel all around the country for convention appearances and other Warhammer-related jollies, as well as employ several staff members to help with his videos, including the woman he was apparently shagging behind his wife's back. I'm genuinely baffled as to why he's still renting at all - he would probably be able to get a mortgage on somewhere.
 
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My money's on that he spent all on blackjack & hookers.
Plus, while I don't know how the UK handles divorces it's entirely possible he's paying alimony/child support, or some other equivalent.

The thing is, by all accounts, Midwinter Minis is a successful YouTube channel. Guy has, in the past, bragged that it's one of the most popular channels in the hobby and that his videos are some of the most viewed Warhammer content on YouTube.

Through Patreon alone, Guy is making considerably more than I would hazard to guess most of the people that watch his videos are. He's able to buy expensive old Warhammer miniatures and high quality professional recording equipment, travel all around the country for convention appearances and other Warhammer-related jollies, as well as employ several staff members to help with his videos, including the woman he was apparently shagging behind his wife's back. I'm genuinely baffled as to why he's still renting at all - he would probably be able to get a mortgage on somewhere.
There's a lot of youtube people like this. They blow their income in an attempt to keep generating content, and it ends up becoming a net nothing even though the effort increases. He doesn't actually have that many paid patreon subs, and the bottom tier most of them are likely at is only $2. That idiot Jim Sterling has been found to be bitching about paying rent still, and he was making over $10k a month for years(now it's down to 8 or 9k?) and only produces 1 shitty video a week with next to no production value.
 
Miniac is Obnoxious but he's the sort of AVGN/Nostalgia Critic obnoxious, Guy is a fucking obnoxious fake wholesome degenerate that gets subs because of his tutorials or because people are too lazy to unsubscribe.
 
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"Aw, c'mon, guys, don't be like that! Give me thousands of pounds for my really shit conversion! And tell all your friends who are in the UK about it, so they can give me money too! It's one of the most famous and recognisable Warhammer models in the world, you know! Go on, just a few quid so I don't have to film my next painting tutorial inside a cardboard box on the streets, yeah? I've mentioned that I've got kids, right? Go on, just a few bob for the land raider? I'll come to your house and suck you off if you do!"
 
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"Aw, c'mon, guys, don't be like that! Give me thousands of pounds for my really shit conversion! And tell all your friends who are in the UK about it, so they can give me money too! It's one of the most famous and recognisable Warhammer models in the world, you know! Go on, just a few quid so I don't have to film my next painting tutorial inside a cardboard box on the streets, yeah? I've mentioned that I've got kids, right? Go on, just a few bob for the land raider? I'll come to your house and suck you off if you do!"
I didn't realize that's the same guy. That chaos rhino build was pretty sick.
 
I didn't realize that's the same guy. That chaos rhino build was pretty sick.

I mean, to each their own, I guess, but I think it looks shit.

Just because it's Nurgle, doesn't mean you can just slap any old shit together, hide it with rust and gore effects, and call it a day.

Isn't this the same absolute gaylord who was begging Henry Cavill to come play with him? Because I was repulsed by how desperately he was chasing Cavill for clout and trying to guilt him into it by claiming it'd be for charity, etc etc.
What a fag.

Also, I've just realised that he deliberately edited the thumbnail to make it look like him and Henry Cavill are in the same room, standing next to eachother like a pair of real Warhammer bros.

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A lot of the upper echelons of the waffen s s were flaming homosexuals
That's the SA, not the SS. Get your Nazi details right.

The SA were the flaming homosexuals, the SS killed them off in the Night of the Long Knives.

Because, you see, his landlord is selling the studio he's rented to make his YouTube videos and he's going to have to move and he needs to save up a deposit for new place to live, and the UK housing market is kerrrazy at the moment and gosh, I just need to get my foot on the housing ladder and 'muh kids, muh kids' and, y'know, I did raise all that money fer charidee in the past which I totally coulda kept, so you kinda owe me one and oh my fucking God, Guy, just fuck off, you absolute fucking parasite. Don't you make enough money from your fucking Patreon and shilling your T-shirts and art prints and YouTube sponsorships and God knows what the fuck else? You have a whole fucking studio full of expensive recording equipment and highly sought after, out-of-print miniatures, maybe you could sell some of that shit? Or maybe get a real fucking job and stop asking your YouTube simps to fund your ridiculous fucking lifestyle, you vampiric, emotionally manipulative, grifting arsehole?
This guy looks like the epitome of first-world problems. I mean, come on, with all the money he's making, he could've probably bought or rented out a place with better prices.

E-Celebs making money suddenly begging for more is like what if Bill Gates asked me for a handout.
 
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