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Didn't they have a kickstarter for minis?
They did a Kickstarter for one mini and they're planning to launch one for the full range sometime this year. I like the setting and the playtest rules look good, I'm just not a fan of the gay Discord drama that blew up around it. I don't plan to engage with that shit at all and just enjoy the new grimdark.
 
Abaddon feels forced in a way that makes a lot of people just want him to fuck right off, I think. I kind of prefer the primarchs as background / legendary figures that are largely in the back ground, the more they are used the more their mystique is reduced. I think the problem with characters like Archaon and Abaddon is that they are introduced immediately as the biggest baddest dude with no build-up, no rise to prominence that makes them actually interesting. Not once have I met a fan of Archaon or Abaddon while pretty much every other special character has people who think they are cool.

Any Chaos warlord or character that usurps Abaddon's position would probably instantly become more popular as a result and pretty much all of them would make for a more interesting Big Bad Boy than Abaddon (he is the CEO's cousin so he needs a big role) the Despoiler. Hell, I do not like the Emperor's Children but I would be on board if Eidolon or Lucius took over. That would be interesting.

Personally, my favorite Big Bad Boy character is still Ghazghkull but I like characters that walk a line tween threatening and comedic.
Part of the problem is that abaddon isn't even a primarch, so wtf is he supposed to be doing compared to mortarion, magnus, etc?

The other part of the problem is that I don't think it matters if abaddon gets replaced, it'll be the same issue. Chaos can't get a significant win that actually matters, because everything in the universe has to be in a constant state of bullshit.

The imperium is a mismanaged and splintered dumpster fire that can't get its shit together to accomplish anything.
The eldar somehow haven't finished getting annihilated with as relatively few of them as there are left.
Drukhari are generally busy doing whatever CBT degen shit they do in between making fleshcraft sculptures and doing raids to get more people to make into sculptures.
Necrons consider humans to be ants they kind of want off their lawn, and are too busy infighting to do anything siginificant.
GSC are rabble that only exist as a means to make it easier for the tyranids.
Orks have to be dumb, or they basically end the setting due to being too prevalent if they ever get smart(which is why the war of the beast thing was dumb).
Tyranids if they could actually adapt as their lore says they could, should have overrun the galaxy years ago, and ended the setting more definitively than smart orks would.

So to keep in line with everything else, chaos has to be incompetent. In a way they're like the villain in a slasher fic, the only win the villain gets is because everyone else in the setting is borderline retarded.
 
I think my biggest problem with Tyranids in the lore isn't they're existence demanding they roflstomp everything. It's that size of the fleets entering into the Milky Way. With how long they have been creeping into the galaxy, there is no reason the galaxy should still be standing. If the artists toned down the size of fleet's tendrils entering into the galaxy, I wouldn't have to suspend my disbelief more than I already do.
 
If we're ever worried for a second about Chaos Ive got a secret weapon ready to strike fear into a bunch of darky, big lipped, jungle tree swingin' heretics.

But ofc thatll never happen.
 

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I have finished the Lord of Change. Definitely the best thing I have painted to date. I ordered another one of these and asked the printer/seller to make sure the wing doesn't have the weird line in it this time. I am going to do those neat galaxy freehands on the wings like a few of the Lord of Change paints I have seen online, because it looks cool.

I like how this one turned out despite all the unpleasant surprises. Just waiting on a proper 100mm base to come in the mail so I can finish it up all the way

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The eyes show up a much more beautiful neon green in person. Here they look super washed out. I really ought to get a nice camera for taking shots of these things.


Edit: lol I was playing around in Paint and noticed if I turned the gamma down on the image, the foam backdrop looked like stars.

I turned the brightness down and put a bit of MSPaint work into it...thought this looked neat.
 
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Question, is the Dark Mud ground acrylic by Ammo good enough for basing or not really? 'Cause was thinking of gettin' some of it.
 
^ that reminds me, I found some Starcraft Zerg minis that can be used as Tyranid proxies from a 3D printer/seller on etsy I am gonna nab a few Hydralisks and an Ultralisk to paint up soon. I think the dude has a lot of other Zerg units too. These sculpts are so freakin cool
 
Lost Kingdom sculpts really are just freakin awesome.

edit: oh yeah. I almost forgot to post the Ork lava bases I have been working on. My first attempt at doing lava effects...needs a little work but I like. I posted these in Random Pics since someone posted an Ork vehicle so if you already saw them there, sorry

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Still trying to nail that perfect "Black Ork" armor...it's harder to do these guys like the artwork than it seems:

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And finally a much more professionally painted variety...I don't need mine to look identical to this man's ork, but nailing that brownblack armor without all of the shiny metallic highlights looking too messy...It's actually quite a challenge!

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Here's to better results on future orks. I am happy with mine but when they are done I hope they are closer to what I am going for. The bases are kinda neat and were super fun to do, though :]
 
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Look at this faggot, I got nothing else to add, I just saw this soy face in my recommended.
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The one on the right is suspect, that jaw is dubious.
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This looks like something that got shat out of Junji Ito's nightmares, I love it and will buy three.
That’s gonna be a good Slaanesh Chaos Spawn. As always, the “side games” churn out the best shit.
 
Look at this faggot, I got nothing else to add, I just saw this soy face in my recommended.
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The one on the right is suspect, that jaw is dubious.

That’s gonna be a good Slaanesh Chaos Spawn. As always, the “side games” churn out the best shit.
He looks an awful lot like failwriter Chuck Wendig in that thumbnail and it's activating my bitchslap reflex.
 
Look at this faggot, I got nothing else to add, I just saw this soy face in my recommended.
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The one on the right is suspect, that jaw is dubious.

That’s gonna be a good Slaanesh Chaos Spawn. As always, the “side games” churn out the best shit.

I swear to god if I have to see the phrase "IT GOT WORSE" on another goddamn youtube video I am going to blow my stack
 
He looks an awful lot like failwriter Chuck Wendig in that thumbnail and it's activating my bitchslap reflex.
That’s why I had to post it, I wanted to have a nigger moment but I like my coffee shop so I had to find an outlet. They have to know it’s not flattering/the existence of the stigma.
I swear to god if I have to see the phrase "IT GOT WORSE" on another goddamn youtube video I am going to blow my stack
I hate it, every two weeks my recommended get sort of “jumbled” no doubt due to the edgy content and I get at least one weak-faced, dysgenic manbaby doing the face, like fucking clockwork
 
So lets see what the outrage over femstodes has amounted to.

YEAR END TRADING UPDATE​

Games Workshop is pleased to announce that for the 53 weeks ended 2 June 2024, we estimate the Group's core revenue to be not less than £490 million (2022/23: £445 million) and licensing income of £30 million (2022/23: £25 million). The Group's profit before tax ("PBT") is estimated to be not less than £200 million (2022/23: £171 million).

As in the prior year, in recognition of our staff's contribution to these results and included within the PBT estimate above, we have paid during the year Group Profit Share cash payments, amounting in total to £18 million (2022/23: £11 million). These are paid in cash on an equal basis to each member of staff. Dividends declared and paid in the year were £138 million, 420 pence per share (2022/23: declared and paid £136 million, 415 pence per share).

We intend to announce our 2024 Annual Report for the 53 weeks ended 2 June 2024 on 30 July 2024.

So basically, jack and shit. Plus they've got aos 4.0 (that people actually seem interested in) launching that will boost their numbers for the first half of their next fiscal year. This is in addition to making a proposal to the city the other week for building a 4th factory of another 62,000 square feet, and doubling their tool room capacity with another 1,900 square feet of storage(tools = molds in this case) with the local government having a deadline of some time this fall to tell them to fuck off if they don't want them building this. Half of the land is an unused dirt lot, and the other half is a small warehouse and parking lot. And this is after having built their new 170,000 square foot distribution center just a couple of years ago(what it could possibly hold considering half their product line has been out of stock for most of the past couple of years is a mystery).
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