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EscapeVorkuta said:
I loved Space Marine, really looking forward to Space Marine 2. The Coop mode looks fantastic.
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Is a play that with my friend that's workout me in the warhammer it is still one of the best warhammer video games.
I also like the imperial Navy games the fun if you like that type of game if you don't you probably won't like him.
Vermintide is pretty fun
I actually found a lot of the really old games at a flea market the guy didn't know what they were so I bought them all off him.

An imperial guard game made in the style of mountain blade war band would be fun
this is the only acceptable form of warhammer content
 
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Can we talk about Warhammer painting trends that we hate in this thread?

Because top of the list for me would have to be 'synthwave' style paintjobs. Obnoxious high contrast neon pinks and blues with airbrush fades here, there and everywhere.

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It's tacky, it's ugly, I don't think it fits with the setting at all, it's more often than not done very low-effort and lazily and I don't think it's any fucking coincidence that it was pioneered by a fat fucking tranny.
 
Miriam Margoyles said:
Can we talk about Warhammer painting trends that we hate in this thread?
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For me, it's LGBT+ paint scheme. On top of looking like water color vomit, the painting pattern is also lacking in creativity, either by just sticking to official patterns or just smear those color combination all over the damn model without much thought. Prop to them for being competent painters but that means shit if your idea is also shit. A close second would be national flag paint schemes, but at least those do incorporate other recognizable things in their nation to the model so that's a lot better than pride shit.
 
Miriam Margoyles said:
Can we talk about Warhammer painting trends that we hate in this thread?
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alphabet rainbows, and other alphabet gibberish flag things. Fortunately I've never had to play against an army of that shit on the table, but it's obnoxious. Even for the alphabet flag colors I don't know off the top of my head, they're always weirdly easy to spot for the trans demi pan ace whatever the fuck gender fluidity flavor of the day they're painted as.

"synthwave" is probably a close 2nd for most obnoxious shit. Congrats, you drybrushed a couple of colors and it'll look like shit the moment it's on a table without black lights, on a regular game mat, with regular terrain. Haven't run into this in person yet either, probably because it's mostly just youtube people who paint maybe a minimim sized unit and then move on since most of them never seem to have an actual army to play with(or even play at all, dana howl has said he/she/whatever doesn't, and I don't think she's ever shown an army. also, I don't think it's a tranny? just an unfortunate looking fat chick).

Yeah, you think your paint scheme looks cool on 5 minis. Ok, repeat that for another 1900 points and lets see how it looks then. Not to mention how you simplify it for the non characters/officers/etc. or even need to adjust it for a tank that is part of the same army. I've never seen a "synthwave" landraider. I did find a "synthwave" baneblade on google... wtf is this shit?
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And that was from a reddit post calling that "the capstone of my synthwave regiment" at least later on they put some more effort into their other shit? But it still looks like shit, and of course they're a redditor with thousands of posts, probably never played either. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheAstraMi...first_army_grows_beyond_the_cadia_stands_box/
 
p1138 said:
also, I don't think it's a tranny? just an unfortunate looking fat chick
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Hoo boy, have I got news for you...

Anyway, moving swiftly as we can back on topic, it's not a colour scheme I hate, per se - I actually really fucking like it - but I'm so over the coconut crab tyranid look.


Catgut Miniatures did it, it looked amazing (and to be honest, it still does!), but then LITERALLY EVERY OTHER TYRANID PLAYER IN THE FUCKING WORLD did it too, and I think it's kind of soured the taste for me a little.

p1138 said:
alphabet rainbows, and other alphabet gibberish flag things. Fortunately I've never had to play against an army of that shit on the table, but it's obnoxious. Even for the alphabet flag colors I don't know off the top of my head, they're always weirdly easy to spot for the trans demi pan ace whatever the fuck gender fluidity flavor of the day they're painted as.
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That is weird, isn't it, now that I think about it? You can somehow always tell by looking that it's a pride colour scheme, even if it's not for a gender or orientation that you recognise.

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I wonder if it's got something to do with the fact that so many pride flags are really badly designed from an aesthetic perspective - which is somewhat ironic for a group that like to proclaim themselves as supposedly so fashionable and trendy. None of these newer flags are anywhere near as aesthetically pleasing as the good old fashioned rainbow, which was fine for the gay rights movement for decades before all of this new po-mo shit came along.

I know someone who has a Rainbow Warriors army, and they look amazing.
 
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Miriam Margoyles said:
Hoo boy, have I got news for you...
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Well that's fucking disgusting. Fortunately I already didn't like their crap content, and it always ends up that they're a damned degenerate and wonder why no one wants anything to do with them. Wasn't there some bullshit about Dana Howl and Midwinter Minis a couple years back around the time he abandoned his wife and kids? Is he a tranny chaser on top of all of his other dumb shit?
Miriam Margoyles said:
That is weird, isn't it, now that I think about it? You can somehow always tell by looking that it's a pride colour scheme, even if it's not for a gender or orientation that you recognise.

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I wonder if it's got something to do with the fact that so many pride flags are really badly designed from an aesthetic perspective - which is somewhat ironic for a group that like to proclaim themselves as supposedly so fashionable and trendy. None of these newer flags are anywhere near as aesthetically pleasing as the good old fashioned rainbow, which was fine for the gay rights movement for decades before all of this new po-mo shit came along.
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Maybe because it's a pissing match of intentionally trying to stand out and be obnoxious with the colors, as they do with everything regarding their special variety of gender?
Miriam Margoyles said:
I know someone who has a Rainbow Warriors army, and they look amazing.
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That's not the same as literally painting the army as if a rainbow vomited on it.

edit: If Dana Howl is a man, doesn't that make this stupid "synthwave" shit just a tranny flag paintjob in disguise?
 
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p1138 said:
Well that's fucking disgusting. Fortunately I already didn't like their crap content, and it always ends up that they're a damned degenerate and wonder why no one wants anything to do with them. Wasn't there some bullshit about Dana Howl and Midwinter Minis a couple years back around the time he abandoned his wife and kids? Is he a tranny chaser on top of all of his other dumb shit?
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They collaborated on a video together in the past, but nothing else is confirmed. I have my suspicions, though. I mean, come the fuck on. There are plenty of other Warhammer YouTubers he could have collaborated with who aren't also tranny amateur porn stars. I feel sorry for poor Penny for being roped into this.


The whole video is insufferable, because even without Guy's smarmy presence, the tranny is doing his full-on vocal fry, valley girl LARP all the way through. But there's a bit at 2:12 that I especially dislike.

"So, I looked at this graphic of all the... Space Marine... Um... Club houses?"
They're called chapters. Stop pretending you don't know, because 'tee hee, I'm just a silly girl uwu'. You know they're called chapters, because you are a man who was socialised male, making videos in a male-dominated hobby aimed primarily at a male audience.
 
ASUS is working on a Space Marine RX 7900XTX Video card.
Nice looking card, but doesn't suit any motherboard out there and you'll never see the backplate. You'll need to customize a motherboard yourself to get this to match.
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Only 20 will be made for a giveaway I believe.
 
I was going to defend Dana cause I don't find her particularly insufferable, until I clicked on a link and saw her hard cock. Thanks, internet.

As for Synthwave, I thought that was "fash coded" nowadays?
 
Miriam Margoyles said:
Can we talk about Warhammer painting trends that we hate in this thread?

Because top of the list for me would have to be 'synthwave' style paintjobs. Obnoxious high contrast neon pinks and blues with airbrush fades here, there and everywhere.

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It's tacky, it's ugly, I don't think it fits with the setting at all, it's more often than not done very low-effort and lazily and I don't think it's any fucking coincidence that it was pioneered by a fat fucking tranny.
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I like the idea of that style, but both armies and the terrain need to be painted in that style for it to work. Oh, and actual effort needs to be put into it so a tranny could never make it look good.
 
People who send the imperial eagle off of imperial guard units and replace it with homosexual symbols yes these people exist if I GW you'd be immediately ejected from all games for this as well as being black

what's the people who use way too bright yellow on marines malevolent a friend of mine actually gifted me them because he knows how much of an edge Lord I am which I resent that but he speckled all of them with blood pattern in the yellow which is fitting because they're genocidal weirdos
 
Miriam Margoyles said:
Can we talk about Warhammer painting trends that we hate in this thread?

Because top of the list for me would have to be 'synthwave' style paintjobs. Obnoxious high contrast neon pinks and blues with airbrush fades here, there and everywhere.

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It's tacky, it's ugly, I don't think it fits with the setting at all, it's more often than not done very low-effort and lazily and I don't think it's any fucking coincidence that it was pioneered by a fat fucking tranny.
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I never liked plasma lighting affects the miniature or major lighting effects in general
 
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