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Wib He/Him from Snipe and Wib seems to have taken a break from prepping his wife's non-binary front hole for their 'special friend' Longfang (and his long fang, if you know what I'm fuckin' saying), to make a video that was almost half an hour of 'oh shit nigger who the hell cares?'


Autistically sperging about whether or not the Lamenter's warcry, "For those we cherish, we die in glory!" is actually canon or not, which basically just amounts to him tediously droning on and on about edits on wikis, as if anybody fucking cares. I must confess, I literally did not understand what the fuck his point was with this video.

"Um, ackshually, that isn't the canon warcry, some random nerd just made it up."
...OK. That's true for literally everything in fucking Warhammer, you noodle-armed cumsponge. The Lamenters didn't used to have a warcry, then someone made one up that sounded cool and everyone just kind of went with it, and now they have one. Cool. Why does this matter exactly?

However, more fool me, because it turns out that actually, the conceit of this entire video was actually a clever means to warn his viewers about muh online misinformation, deboooonking, AI derangement syndrome and making sure that you fact check everything you read on the Internet. Rather embarrassingly for him, however, this also rather inadvertantly fucking torpedoes all the gay pro-tranny shit him and his fat wife have been churning out in their videos for the better part of a decade at this point.



...Yeah, or choosing to mutilate your child's genitals, based on sexist stereotypes and junk science that someone with a trans flag avatar on Twitter told you all about, perhaps? Or how actually HRT literally changes your chromosomes, so trans women are ackshually exactly the same as biological women, didn't you know, chud? Or that you, as a man, will actually be able to have a womb implanted one day? Or that mammals aren't sexually dimorphic and that there's literally no difference between men and women, just like Tumblr told you - I mean, it had so many reblogs, how could it be wrong? Or that J.K. Rowling is actually history's greatest monster and spends all her days thinking up ways to round up all the poor innocent trans women and put them in concentration camps, just like everyone on BlueSky is telling you?
 
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However, more fool me, because it turns out that actually, the conceit of this entire video was actually a clever means to warn his viewers about muh online misinformation, deboooonking, AI derangement syndrome and making sure that you fact check everything you read on the Internet. Rather embarrassingly for him, however, this also rather inadvertantly fucking torpedoes all the gay pro-tranny shit him and his fat wife have been churning out in their videos for the better part of a decade at this point.

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...Yeah, or choosing to mutilate your child's genitals, based on sexist stereotypes and junk science that someone with a trans flag avatar on Twitter told you all about, perhaps? Or how actually HRT literally changes your chromosomes, so trans women are ackshually exactly the same as biological women, didn't you know, chud? Or that you, as a man, will actually be able to have a womb implanted one day? Or that mammals aren't sexually dimorphic and that there's literally no difference between men and women, just like Tumblr told you - I mean, it had so many reblogs, how could it be wrong? Or that J.K. Rowling is actually history's greatest monster and spends all her days thinking up ways to round up all the poor innocent trans women and put them in concentration camps, just like all everyone on BlueSky is telling you?
His ham-planet wife still hasn't died of tranny cancer aids yet?

Looking at thumbnails, it seems midwit minis has finally completed his stupid titan GUO, I assume he'll just homebrew some stupid rules for it, post a couple videos about that, and when he gets desperate for money again auction it like he did that nurgle landraider or rhino or whatever the fuck it was.
 
His ham-planet wife still hasn't died of tranny cancer aids yet?

No, she got better. Sorry, she/they got better.
It's odd, isn't it, how despite not identifying as a woman, she still got one of the most common female cancers? If only the tumour had known that she liked Warhammer and The Mandalorian and therefore couldn't possibly be a woman, the cancer would have gone away by itself naturally, wouldn't it?

Still, at least Wib was happy, playing with his Transformers in the corner.
 
The Luetin guy and Pancreasnowork are one of the few WH related youtubers I can tolerate. Everyone else is either trying to sell you something or are just regurgitating wikipedia entries with the shittiest “look mom, I’m auditioning for radio!” voice-overs imaginable.

Then I guess you could say that about pretty much any hobby community on youtube, 90% shit.
 
Still, at least Wib was happy, playing with his Transformers in the corner.
It's kind of amazing how with this nerd couple that does nerdy shit, the he/they(I'm guessing snipe is the fat one and wib is the soy cuck?) still manages to appear to be a man-baby in his late 30s with noodle arms that would look like a dork at the game store when we're talking about painting plastic army men of all things.
 
It's kind of amazing how with this nerd couple that does nerdy shit, the he/they(I'm guessing snipe is the fat one and wib is the soy cuck?) still manages to appear to be a man-baby in his late 30s with noodle arms that would look like a dork at the game store when we're talking about painting plastic army men of all things.

Of all the Warhammer YouTubers, I think Wib looks the most bullyable.

I bet if I got him in a headlock, I could make him eat his precious Lamenters, one by one. Give me fifteen minutes alone with the guy, he'd be chewing on that Rogue Trader-era plastic goodness, tears rolling down his cheeks.
 
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The Luetin guy and Pancreasnowork are one of the few WH related youtubers I can tolerate. Everyone else is either trying to sell you something or are just regurgitating wikipedia entries with the shittiest “look mom, I’m auditioning for radio!” voice-overs imaginable.

Then I guess you could say that about pretty much any hobby community on youtube, 90% shit.
Arbitor Ian is pretty chill. Pulls from the actual fluff in various white dwarfs and codexes. Shows it on screen too.
 
Arbitor Ian is pretty chill. Pulls from the actual fluff in various white dwarfs and codexes. Shows it on screen too.

He's alright, bit boring, but inoffensive enough. He loses points for hanging around with that tranny, though.

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The Luetin guy and Pancreasnowork are one of the few WH related youtubers I can tolerate. Everyone else is either trying to sell you something or are just regurgitating wikipedia entries with the shittiest “look mom, I’m auditioning for radio!” voice-overs imaginable.

I'm thinking of the way A BORDER PRINCE puts on that ridiculous, declarative, over-the-top voice, to try and convince people that he isn't a fucking Brummie.
 
i'm hyped for the new KINO herey box. Thinking about starting an iron warriors or sons of horus army with the new box.
 
i'm hyped for the new KINO herey box. Thinking about starting an iron warriors or sons of horus army with the new box.
This is the Iron Warriors box of all time.

MKII, brute-mode terminators, two warsmith proxies, artillery and a massive dread.
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All you gotta do is get that Daemonculaba terrain piece and get a box of CSM to kitbash your veterans with and you’re golden.
 
I dont hate Snipe and Wib even if they are lefty they thems, he clearly cares a lot of about old Warhammer and I like the fact they go out their way to get the actual codexes and show they read directly from it with no interpretations whatsoever.
 
What's all this? Some random guy broke into GW headquarters and stole some boxes? And now he's hosting a game night on thursday?
Most likley the person porch pirated the boxes from whatever store they where being sent too. I know for a fact that my local store got Leviathan boxes weeks before it was even announced, but they where under a strict contract to not say anything.

I'm thinking of the way A BORDER PRINCE puts on that ridiculous, declarative, over-the-top voice, to try and convince people that he isn't a fucking Brummie.
NAAAAH, ABORDERPRINCE is peak lol. I love how he just reads all the old FW books that you cant find anymore.
 

Still, his points are valid. Checking your sources for stuff that is actually important like information on who to vote for, is a healthy habit to get into. AI slopmasters are churning out trash at a faster rate than has ever existed in human information history, if someone can freely ignore whether some frivolity like the battle cry of a chapter of plastic army men in a fantasy wargame is factually incorrect, just imagine all of the gross misinformation we're being fed daily by both ends of the political circus.
 
If the Imperium had a friendly xenos ally from the start
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Not sure when they met them, but no one is xenophobic enough to hate tech wizard orangutangs
Curious what opinion were on Chaos Gate Daemonhunters? Im a Grey Knight fan, so Im biased, but I loved it. Still play it every few months. Classes were distinct and powerful, enemies were tough but not frustrating, and the story was surprisingly moving at the end.
I liked it, it was far less frustrating than xcom, and I liked the gamble with warpsurges and psychic powers.
 
Still, his points are valid. Checking your sources for stuff that is actually important like information on who to vote for, is a healthy habit to get into. AI slopmasters are churning out trash at a faster rate than has ever existed in human information history, if someone can freely ignore whether some frivolity like the battle cry of a chapter of plastic army men in a fantasy wargame is factually incorrect, just imagine all of the gross misinformation we're being fed daily by both ends of the political circus.

And do you imagine for one second that Wib does that for misinformation he sees online that reinforces his pre-existing worldview? Because I fucking don't.

"For those we cherish, we die in glory!" is just as fake and astroturfed as "Trans women are women," but calling one out won't get him cancelled by the dysgenic incels in dresses that make up his viewerbase.
 
And do you imagine for one second that Wib does that for misinformation he sees online that reinforces his pre-existing worldview? Because I fucking don't.

"For those we cherish, we die in glory!" is just as fake and astroturfed as "Trans women are women," but calling one out won't get him cancelled by the dysgenic incels in dresses that make up his viewerbase.
Exactly.

I bet this dork will have no problem with marines painted in the trans colours or even straight up female marines cos what's "official" lore doesn't matter if it suits his politics.

None of this shit is gayer or more astroturfed than black space wolves anyway but I have to deal with them being official, so he can deal with a battlecry featured nowhere other than online. Imagine getting upset over something as innocuous as a battlecry for an army nobody collects. Madness, madness and stupidity.
 
Just wanna say that Fulgrim is a great book and well worth reading. Good fucking luck adapting it for the TV show though.
 
Saw Chaos Knights get a new model/sprue in their box and the regular Knight box is getting split into two boxes, one with Rex and the other with the Void shield sprue.
 
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