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You missed Logan Grimnar's wolf-drawn hover chariot, though, perhaps the single most disgusting thing GW has ever done to them. At least they ditched it for 10e when he got Primaris'd.
I unironically love the santa sled. I think it's one of those things that is so dumb I can't help but love it. 40k is fundamentally a dumb and over the top universe. It's not without rules, but a hovering dog sled is kind of cool.
 
I unironically love the santa sled. I think it's one of those things that is so dumb I can't help but love it. 40k is fundamentally a dumb and over the top universe. It's not without rules, but a hovering dog sled is kind of cool.
In isolation, yeah, but considering it came at peak wolf it was not the best idea. If they tone that down and then go back and play it up as Logan being a badass Viking warlord crushing everyone beneath his badass Viking warbeast-drawn chariot then I'd totally be all for it.
 
I miss when they were just badass Space Vikings out to murder the foes of mankind and then kick back with a few barrels of Fenrisian ale instead of wolf-fuckers with absolutely retarded weapons.
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I feel like owlcat captured everything I needed from them with this guy. He tells war stories in prose, VO delivery may be a bit on the nose in terms of "this guys basically a caged ANIMAL" (which he basically is since you find him captive in Comorragh).
 
I unironically love the santa sled. I think it's one of those things that is so dumb I can't help but love it. 40k is fundamentally a dumb and over the top universe. It's not without rules, but a hovering dog sled is kind of cool.
Except for the ridiculous 21 wolf heads and skulls visible just from the one angle on the website. There's another 2 on Grimnar's right arm, 2 on the shields on the other side of the sled, 2 on his right leg, another 1 on the art piece on the other side of the sled, another opposite under the wing on the other side, 1 on his exhausts

Just a casual count comes to 30. Silly hover sled pulled by wolves because 40k? Fine. Iconography used repeatedly, fine. But 30? That's a damned furry.
 
I wish night lords and white scars got the same attention that the wolves get because those are some bitchin' rad dudes on power armor.
 
I wish night lords and white scars got the same attention that the wolves get because those are some bitchin' rad dudes on power armor.
Sadly this is a double edged sword. Do you really want the White Scars and Night Lords to be written about nonstop so they too can be retarded like the Space Wolves? Think about that for a moment.
 
Gotta admit, I'm looking forward to playing SM1 Remastered. Orks are much more fun to than Nids, and the MP is much better than 2.
Played it recently and had a lot of fun, only real complaint was how annoying CSM were to fight. While you can take down an ork with a single volley, CSM just shrug off bullets like they're nothing, forcing you to use the Lascannon and pick them off from range.

Maybe I'm just bad at video games, but the last few chapters really ramp up the difficulty.
 
“They’re wholesome and protect humans”

“They have an ancient curse that causes bloodlust.”

“They wiped their ass with the gay codex.”

“They told the Inqusition to shove it.”

“They called out their Primaris marines.”
But enough about the Flesh Tearers, we're talking about the Space Wolves here.....ok I am ever so slightly stretching it with them being wholesome and protecting humans....i mean they do in a sense and Nassir Amit was a bro and Seth has his moments but uh....skibidi?

Also you forgot the Gate of Morkai where each and every single Space Wolf candidate is thrown directly into the warp and personally tempted by the chaos gods, and they all pass because they are just that badass

Honestly of all the fucking furfag bait aspects bolted on to the chapter, I don't think anything can really outdo the fucking wolf helmets.....just look at the fucking ears nigga
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I think the fact they somehow managed to maintain a fanbase despite their rather mixed reputation in the wider sperg community is because on paper the whole "viking Space Marines with a wolf theme" shit instantly passes the sniffy test as having potential, and when zoomed out their lore notes are not so fucking mary-sue feeling. Plus the whole "started off as the overtly scumfuck loyalists and the Inquisition in all but name before and during the Heresy, only to have slowly evolved into one of the most moral and humane chapters that is also fiercely at odds with the actual inquisition in currentsetting" thing is kinda neat I guess. Its only when you look at the models and read the lore in more detail that shit becomes really fucking embarrassing.

Also imma be real here, I fucking hate the electric blue colour scheme and think they should have stayed with the dull grey.
 
My problem with 30k is that there is no room to make your own guys. Its just psuedo historical bullshit with zero creativity.
Yes and no.

HH fanboys can correct me. But my understanding is that each legion was divided into chapters, the same way 40k chapters are divided into companies. Certain chapters had unique schemes and tactics, and those changed as the crusade, heresy, and scouring progressed. eg. How legions changed after finding their primarch. 40k chaos factions are basically 30k warbands. I struggled with choosing a Death Guard scheme for KillTeam, and was told to look into herasy era Death Guard schemes.

Then there's black shields. Basically groups independent or renegade forces. Such as parts of traitor legions that stayed loyal and cast off their old chapter colours, or vise versa. The black shields are one of my favourite parts of the rules because there are options for things like running out of bolts so you're stuck using autoguns, or clones that are too dim to take cover, or pirates who stop after combat to loot bodies (and can get VP this way).

With everything Matt Ward did to make people be willing to hate the Ultramarines, everyone else including fans have done twice over to make people hate the space wolves out of pure irritation over them.
Bit of a rant, but I honestly won't be surprised if Salamanders get declared by the internet to be a lame/stupid/gay chapter.

When it comes to Ultramarines, I might not agree with the hate, but I at least understand it. They are overused and a little boring despite a great colour scheme. But it seems like people bitch that chapter x doesn't get enough lore, but any chapter that gets even a hint of spotlight from GW is suddenly shit and gay. I had never heard of the Raptors chapter until my recent return to the hobby, but now they are shit tier despite sounding cool because ...I don't know. GW "pushed" them for the milsim crowd? It was discussed earlier in the thread. Space wolves get shit on for what appears to be OC donut steel reasons and 2005 era "yiff in hell furfag" reasons. But they were always like this. If anything Blood Angels are worse with their whole "space vampires" goofy bullshit.

I recently heard of the hydras and the celestial lions (cool colour schemes for both). No one seems to care about them, but if they were feature in a new killteam trailer, I can see people declaring them as shit tier. It seems the only canon chapter people like these days are Salamanders. But now they're the poster boys of HH. We're one upgrade sprue from the fanbase turning on them.


Completely unrelated. I forgot to mention last post. There's also clickbait videos talking about 40ks "secret 5th Chaos god". I assume it's the rat from AoS? Google says it's "Malice", which I've never heard of and GW doesn't use any more. And some thumbnails seem to say it's The King in Yellow from Lovecraft*.

*yes, I know it's not actually Lovecraft but it tends to be lumped in with his mythos.
 
Bit of a rant, but I honestly won't be surprised if Salamanders get declared by the internet to be a lame/stupid/gay chapter.

When it comes to Ultramarines, I might not agree with the hate, but I at least understand it. They are overused and a little boring despite a great colour scheme. But it seems like people bitch that chapter x doesn't get enough lore, but any chapter that gets even a hint of spotlight from GW is suddenly shit and gay. I had never heard of the Raptors chapter until my recent return to the hobby, but now they are shit tier despite sounding cool because ...I don't know. GW "pushed" them for the milsim crowd? It was discussed earlier in the thread. Space wolves get shit on for what appears to be OC donut steel reasons and 2005 era "yiff in hell furfag" reasons. But they were always like this. If anything Blood Angels are worse with their whole "space vampires" goofy bullshit.

I recently heard of the hydras and the celestial lions (cool colour schemes for both). No one seems to care about them, but if they were feature in a new killteam trailer, I can see people declaring them as shit tier. It seems the only canon chapter people like these days are Salamanders. But now they're the poster boys of HH. We're one upgrade sprue from the fanbase turning on them.
Other than looking like a furry showing up to the game store with space wolves, why care what the fuck people think about the other chapters? So what if salamanders become lame and gay, just play your shit. 99% of the people who run their mouths online like this will never have the balls to say it to anyone's face.

Completely unrelated. I forgot to mention last post. There's also clickbait videos talking about 40ks "secret 5th Chaos god". I assume it's the rat from AoS? Google says it's "Malice", which I've never heard of and GW doesn't use any more. And some thumbnails seem to say it's The King in Yellow from Lovecraft*.

*yes, I know it's not actually Lovecraft but it tends to be lumped in with his mythos.
Malal, Malice from WHFB and he goes along with Kaleb Daark. It's some shit from I believe 3 parts of comics(with the 4th being cancelled) that were part of some annual GW books from '84-'86? I might be off by a year or two on that. But yes, 40 fucking years ago. There was some contractual nonsense between GW and the artist and writer so they left and took their IP with them, and GW has basically done fuck all with it since(in 4 decades) other than people assuming the Sons of Malice have to do with them because of this back in third edition(2nd CSM codex) and a couple other vague mentions here and there since.
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Sounds like you might be seeing "lore" channels that are entirely full of shit while being gay with aids(the type that can somehow drop a youtube short every month about the missing legions and such, with no actual info about them). The 5th chaos god could have been The Emperor(The Dark King, but he got talked out of it), Vashtorr is trying to ascend(but hasn't yet), and Constantin Valdor got named as The King in Yellow living in a pocket dimension of custodes and winged vampire space marines but he was only named and it wasn't proven he was even there yet(still waiting in the third bequin book for this).

edit: Wagner and Grant were the ones that managed to keep the IP for Malal and Kaleb Daark(cringe name...) from GW.
 
Sounds like you might be seeing "lore" channels that are entirely full of shit while being gay with aids(the type that can somehow drop a youtube short every month about the missing legions and such, with no actual info about them)
I thought about making a lore channel that just makes shit up. A lot of these loretubers are just wiki readers and lazy niggers that haven't picked up a book.

Lost legions? Fuck it, I'll name 'em. Fifth chaos god? Heres an AI generated picture of him. Female space marines? I'll just cite a piece of fluff from White Dwarf that never existed. New xenos race coming to 11th? I'll potato cam some Stargrave sprues.

The fandom is full of window lickers so I reckon you could easily milk it by just blatantly lying.
 
The heresy 3.0 weapon charts have got me holding my breath for new herey... it's not looking to good heresy sisters. we'll wait until the rules are released and everything is explained on warhammer community, but it might be so fucking over. But thank god were keeping 2.0 base profiles in regard to still having M WS BS S T I LD. the trailer was also kino i liked watching it. The MK2 looks sexy as fuck. I am very hopefully but it could be so fucking over... we'll wait and see
I thought about making a lore channel that just makes shit up. A lot of these loretubers are just wiki readers and lazy niggers that haven't picked up a book.

Lost legions? Fuck it, I'll name 'em. Fifth chaos god? Heres an AI generated picture of him. Female space marines? I'll just cite a piece of fluff from White Dwarf that never existed. New xenos race coming to 11th? I'll potato cam some Stargrave sprues.

The fandom is full of window lickers so I reckon you could easily milk it by just blatantly lying.
That would be kind of based to do. you could probably rake in a lot of clicks and attention if the anti-woke slop youtubers found the channel and had their little tranny meltdowns over shit that doesn't exist. The people invested in modern 40kike are retarded and deserve to be trolled. everything post 7th edition is dog shit slop lore and primaris marines are tranny shit
 
Does anyone here place the Epic scale refresh? I've never seen anyone in my player space take an interest in Warhammer Micromachines.
 
As a WH layman both in 40k and fantasy I really love rogue trader and it definitely sparked my idle curiosity into becoming more of an active interest, so I'm super hype for Dark Heresy. Was kinda saddened to see that space wolves are memed on pretty hard after playing the game, Ulfar is the goat. Super interested to see night legion in a spotlight as well.

Bro comes in here and says he is getting further into WH and Space Wolves are his boys, but is sad they are meme'd on so hard.

>Full page of Space Wolves memes

Yeah, they are a little fucking Mary Sue, but thats whatever. Enjoy your faction, just don't drill assholes for your Wolves, or do if that's your thing, but then prepare for the memes.

All the legions are fucked in someway any how. My favorite has major daddy issues, well most legions do, but then my daddy has his own daddy issues and also has nigger fatigue. So I can meme on myself for a good little while too.
 
Constantin Valdor got named as The King in Yellow living in a pocket dimension of custodes and winged vampire space marines but he was only named and it wasn't proven he was even there yet(still waiting in the third bequin book for this).
Swear to fucking god as much as I enjoyed True Detective season one, I am starting to fucking resent it for giving the King in Yellow so much modern exposure which has resulted in silly shit like this. Kinda the same as how I appreciate Wendigoon's rundown on Blood Meridian but wish to fucking god he never dun did it because now every nigger is making cringe JUDGE HOLDEN VS DARKSEID DEATH BATTLE style videos on youtube. Speaking of which, if Judge Holden shows up somehow in 40k which given how some of the newer BL authors are straight up reddit tier is sadly not out the question, I am gonna be real fucking depressed even if it involves Cowboy Astartes becoming canon.

I mean it is straight up the same as namedropping Nyarlathotep and then having him be revealed as some random fuckin Word Bearer OC or Yog Sothoth being some random Necron bignig. Explicitly trying to tap into Lovecraft to add unearned weight and import to 40k characters or entities is cheap as all hell and is shit I find embarrassing in any franchise. And yes I am well aware that The King in Yellow was technically Pre-Lovecraft even if ole HP later canonised him as Has.....wait a fucking moment oh god fucking damnit I think I just figured out who the 40k King In Yellow actually is...
 
Except for the ridiculous 21 wolf heads and skulls visible just from the one angle on the website. There's another 2 on Grimnar's right arm, 2 on the shields on the other side of the sled, 2 on his right leg, another 1 on the art piece on the other side of the sled, another opposite under the wing on the other side, 1 on his exhausts

Just a casual count comes to 30. Silly hover sled pulled by wolves because 40k? Fine. Iconography used repeatedly, fine. But 30? That's a damned furry.
Games Workshop is incredibly uninspired.
 
That would be kind of based to do. you could probably rake in a lot of clicks and attention if the anti-woke slop youtubers found the channel and had their little tranny meltdowns over shit that doesn't exist. The people invested in modern 40kike are retarded and deserve to be trolled. everything post 7th edition is dog shit slop lore and primaris marines are tranny shit
Think OneMindSyndicate but turned up to 11. Just outright bullshit.

Also, can whoever is choreographing GW's CGI can we please put a stop to this bullshit...

just crossfire my shit up fam.webp

I don't want realism but I don't want retardation either. Who engages in a firefight like this? I know Iron Warriors give no fucks, but even they would nope out of a crossfire like that.

Sisters of Silence cameo was kino though.
 
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