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There are a bunch of themes you could have explored for your strong independent wamen character that wouldn't need any embellishment. As you say, isolation is a big one. Fighting for the very people who would probably have hunted you down like a witch when you were younger. The horror of the Black Ships. Shit, you could probably even take a dive into the metaphysical aspect of being a blank - in a setting where the soul is real, how do you reconcile not having one? Yes, I know that what the pariah gene actually does is still up for debate. You've got fertile ground there for some good story telling, but nope, lets have a Custodes with tits.
I think the problem with Sisters of Silence is that their anti-psychic schtick inevitably overlaps with the far more marketed Grey Knights' anti-daemon schtick or the Ordo Hereticus/Sororitas anti-witch schtick, meaning that they will inevitably be 2nd or 3rd choice to be the protagonists showing up to unfuck psychic shenanigans, especially given how they were more or less assumed to be extinct in current setting until Jellyman woke up

One thing worth mentioning in terms of their story and tabletop potential/flat out silly OP potential is that Pariahs are able to fuck up technology too by their presence and mess with the senses of even non-psychic species like the Tau to the point of literally scaring them to death while giving their drones Machine AIDs, as seen when the Imperium casually took out the Tau's supreme leader and his staff just by having a Culexus sneak in and murderfuck both Tau and AI by sheer concentrated spooky aura before beating the Tau Pope to death with a sock full of nickels
With his animus speculum masking his soulless aura, no Drone or sensor could detect his presence. Although they looked straight at the ghoul in their midst, not one of the bewildered Fire Warriors sent to investigate the landing craft could see him. Yet as the Strike Team mounted their transport to return to base, none could shake the creeping fear that had settled upon them. That sensation would have turned swiftly to terror had any of them been able to see the silent, skull-helmed horror that had joined them inside their vehicle, and which even now pressed itself into a corner of the Devilfish's transport compartment, biding its time as it began the quest to reach its ultimate prey.

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And there was good reason to fear.

Passing through the empty streets and ruins of Agrellan Prime was a true horror. It passed undetected, save only for an unsettling feeling that washed out in bow waves before its sinister presence. Spider-like it crept, scuttling down access shafts, picking its way through narrow tunnels, searching for its target. Resplendent and clean-lined amidst the ancient ruins, the Tau compound glowed, its very newness shining in the darksome hole of the old hive city. The crawling thing from the blackness pried open a vent, pulling itself inside. The Culexus Assassin had come, and it aimed to kill Aun Va.

Slipping into and out of reality, the Culexus was a blur to the Tau and their myriad sensors. Fear ran before him, causing all nearby to shudder, and slowing or even freezing Al functions. This living horror was a soulless anomaly, a shifting spectre of inhumanity replete with the terrors of the Warp. It scurried across the ceiling over unnerved engineers, dropping down to walk after their passing. Its skull-faced head turned this way and that as it peered through walls in search of its target.

A burst from its opened animus speculum felled two guards, their armour worthless against the lethal mind blasts. A pair of Gun Drones, unable to focus on a foe, were ripped from the air and smashed. Deeper and deeper the black-clad creature stalked into the command compound, leaving a trail of dead behind. Fire Warrior Strike Teams, alerted to an intruder, shot wildly down the corridors, but in the end were blasted by negative psychic streams or torn apart at close range.

The Culexus neared its target.

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It began as a growing unease and bloomed into pure dread. The Culexus Assassin burst into the command centre in an organisation of swift destruction. The Fire Warriors guarding the room crumpled, their last breath used to scream in horror. The Culexus seemed to solidify and fade as it unleashed the full power of it's animus speculum.

Aun'Va was wounded, his mind aflame. His Honour Guard, knowing they would die, willingly stepped between the flickering ghoul and their master, absorbing that onslaught. Only by such noble sacrifice did Aun'Va escap, his hover drone banging off pristine corridor walls as he fled, peering behind him for fear of pursuit.

The hallways were filled with bodies, their twisted expressions contorted in final terror. Assuming none were left to defend him, Aun'Va knew he must flee. The triple-shielded doors opened upon his command, and the Ethereal Supreme entered the abandoned hive. Terror followed his heels - the certainty that the black-clad nightmare was calmly pursuing him drove Aun'Va onwards. His throbbing mind saw images of a leering deathmask. When the hover drone malfunctioned, damaged from flight or battle, Aun'Va left it, the robed figure moving as quickly as his ancient limbs allowed. He turned corridors, stumbled down empty streets, and climbed timeworn steps leading to a vast arched structure. The gargoyle-studded building was ancient, grotesque, its purpose long forgotten. In short, it was all that Aun'Va loathed of Humanity. There, beneath its arches, the Culexus finally caught it's prey.

The end was neither swift nor merciful

Warzone Damocles: Mont'ka pp104-106

Honestly if the SOS lore built on the general "able to debuff the shit out of different enemy types in different ways" aspect of being a blank/pariah that would allow more potential for them showing up to violate non-Daemon/Eldar/Rogue Psyker enemies and thus give them more shit to do beyond hanging out with the Custodes.
 
The Rule book getting leaked on 4kike for heresy 3.0 is making the new edition look Grim. I'm calling it now flame throwers and meltas as the new meta of the game. It's also going to be funny the amount of people who are going to run thunder hammers on their leaders and take the initiative step boon, well I'm going to do it anyway with my medicae and Libarian and trannies will seethe. sorry shit skin I move first and I cave you brown eyed shit skin skull in with a thunder hammer. Also, all the rules seem so strange the way they're written, it's one of two things it's either AI sloppa, or it is GW writing every rule with heaps of detail to prevent nerds from doing their WELL AKSHUALLY THE RULE DOESN'T SPECIFY IF X DOES Y bullshit. Let's be real GW doesn't give a rats ass its obviously ai sloppa.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WgyPpSRrn1c
Grown man plays with expensive toy in front of his elderly mother, and at least has the good sense to seem quietly embarrassed about the whole thing.
I'm gonna say it again because I hate this faggots guts. He left His at the time heavily pregnant wife so that he could sleep with that hatty slut he has hired to do his shity videos with him. He also made a video with that slut about how errrmmm actually historical war gamers are evil KKK nazis because they play heckin Germans and that means they are nazis. This guy and his slut moral fagging about adults playing nazi toy soldiers is real fucking funny when they ruined his unborn child and former wifes' life. He fucked her out of her share of the assets of midwinter minis at the time of them "separating" leaving her and the unborn child with NOTHING. He's bottom of the barrel scum and his channel deserves to die a slow irrelevant death also HE'S FAT!

If you guys are curious all the info was dumped on the midwinter's minis subreddit, the wife's name is Penny and Fat cunts name is Guy. I might do some digging and try and do a write up on the fag depending on if I find any more funny/horrible shit.
 
Why would surgically removing organs stop from being women if they still have XX chromosomes?
True, not sure why I said that. My point was that it's stupid to pick a girl as a candidate for the Custodes process if you're just going to remove the breasts, uterus, etc. I should've typed "if you're going to remove all the female organs, then they might as well be men".
 
Shooting at paper cutouts on a target range is not the same as shooting in trenches where fractions of a second make a difference. Tau are supposed to have duller senses and reaction time than humans (iirc) but they're very good at shooting... which makes no sense, really. A slowpoke does not make sniper material.
Going from the 3rd and 4th ed codex I read back in 5th. Fire caste evolved from plane hunters. They have problems quickly focusing their eyes, which is why they have helmets with cameras on.

As mentioned, they are "good at shooting" in the same way a guardsman is "good at shooting". They don't have the superhuman aimbot aiming of space marines, but they are good or at least on par with everything else in the galaxy.

I'm calling it now flame throwers and meltas as the new meta of the game.
In keeping with making Salamanders the main characters.

it is GW writing every rule with heaps of detail to prevent nerds from doing their WELL AKSHUALLY THE RULE DOESN'T SPECIFY IF X DOES Y bullshit
I can see this if the accusation that GW is trying to make HH into 40k lite. ie. 3 year cycle with updates and a competitive streak.


Was listening to a podcast, and they mentioned the AOS community, especially Spearhead, being super chill. Even though AOS gets shit online, I do wonder how it handles irl.

This goes back to the competitive thing, since he speculates GW is trying to make AOS more competitive to bring the sweats in, and make 40k more casual to make Combat Patrol print money like Spearhead does.

This also ties into what GW is doing with HH 3. Looking at the expanded stat line, is GW trying to make it a smaller, more granular game? Or are they still leaning into 3k legions as the default?
 
This also ties into what GW is doing with HH 3. Looking at the expanded stat line, is GW trying to make it a smaller, more granular game? Or are they still leaning into 3k legions as the default?
lol, no. They're leaning into the people who want as much crunch as possible in their rules and don't mind spending 6-8 hours playing a single game on a Saturday or Sunday once a month, and by having as many details hammered out as possible in the initial rules won't require an FAQ or clarifications due to faggots trying to whine about "rules as intended" just because something didn't go the way they wanted.

I can see this if the accusation that GW is trying to make HH into 40k lite. ie. 3 year cycle with updates and a competitive streak.
The fact that the discussion about these rules from people who have actually read through them and compared them to HH 2.0 are talking about these games being 6+ hours basically excludes the competitive aspect because you'd never get more than 1 game in a tournament done per day.
 
On the past subject of Unification, i remember downloading it, loading up as the guard, seeing that this T2 unit was some sort of purple haired superhacker agent, qutting out to do an errand, and then never launching it ever again, ill give the Titanium Wars a try, if anyone has any other reccomendations id appreciate it alot
 
True, not sure why I said that. My point was that it's stupid to pick a girl as a candidate for the Custodes process if you're just going to remove the breasts, uterus, etc. I should've typed "if you're going to remove all the female organs, then they might as well be men".
But why remove them? Women on average have more flexible joints than men and are more agile, Emps could make a female custodes that's an exemplar of that, to the point she could give Harlequins a lesson on the dance floor or literally tie herself into a knot if she wanted to. So while the male custodian can bench press a space marine, female can dart around the battlefield like a praying mantis and dodge everything by twisting herself like a grimdark Stretch Armstrong.

Breasts and uterus are not a problem for Eldar, somehow.
 
But why remove them? Women on average have more flexible joints than men and are more agile, Emps could make a female custodes that's an exemplar of that, to the point she could give Harlequins a lesson on the dance floor or literally tie herself into a knot if she wanted to. So while the male custodian can bench press a space marine, female can dart around the battlefield like a praying mantis and dodge everything by twisting herself like a grimdark Stretch Armstrong.

Breasts and uterus are not a problem for Eldar, somehow.
You seem to be drifting from "I dislike the retcon, I think it would be more palatable if..." to "GW needs to fundamentally redefine the Custodes as a faction in order to accommodate females."
Why remove them? Because a uterus does not have any use for combat, and the Custodes are weapons made for war with virtually no other function being considered. I've said this.
I'm aware breasts and uteri aren't a problem for the Eldar. Like I just said in the last reply I made to you, I don't think they're a problem for the guard, the sororitas, or the sisters of silence either. But they are a problem for the elite super soldiers that do not compromise combat effectiveness at all for any reason. Especially since they've been stated to be all male dozens of times. At any rate, you will get your wish, and my criticisms will be ignored by GW going forward. I don't want to waste any more time than I already have arguing about it with you. Enjoy your femstodes, friend.
 
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I got the Flawless Blades kit today. Holy hell those alternate heads look better, there’s literally a head in the kit that is just what Lucius should’ve had.

Three heads per guy, spare pauldrons (EC anf blank) and two sets of arms per guy. Pretty good value, you can easily make three more Flawless blades from regular guys and some 40mm bases.

Those coneheads are awful though and are exclusively going to be used for Fabius abominations.

This is what I would try to do if only I weren't so bad at sculpting.
 
@The Secret Sauce
I'm speculating how one could make femstodes without pandering to sexual deviants who get their hardon when the chick kicks them in the nuts, as this IMO is the only reason anyone ever came up with the idea. I think it has potential but for the love of God keep your muscle mommy fetish in your pants. The strongest woman will never reach the strength potential of the strongest man, but the most agile man will never reach the agility potential of the most agile woman, so if we're caring about combat that's the way to go if you have to make supersoldiers out of female stock. Neither nipples nor the fifth fingers on feet are useful for combat performance but Emps didn't think removing those is necessary. And custodes IIRC were meant to be his personal guard and companions, people he uplifted to be a little closer to his level, their combat skill is a bonus. It's the tyranids who go for extreme optimizations like not even giving their cannon fodder a digestive system.
You think GW reads this thread for pointers on what to do?
 
Can you all stop debating femstodes?

I liked the pictures of your miniatures since I can't justify myself getting into that hobby monetarily.
 
I like how femstodes topic always comes down to "they have periods, are weaker than men and have boobs, therefore it is impossible to have female custodes'".

It doesn't matter if women are weaker or that they would never reach the potential of a man. It's a sci-fi universe ~30k years in the future. We have fucking primarchs, astartes and aliens and daemons and interstellar wars and a c'tan sleeping inside of Mars. I don't want female custodes either, but come on, your arguments are just dumb.
 

This is what I would try to do if only I weren't so bad at sculpting.
I did that, except I used a possessed as the base. Those faces are a fun sculpt, you literally prick three little holes with the tool and drag them into the shape of a screaming face.
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I think I’ve posted my Lucius in the thread.
Can you all stop debating femstodes?

I liked the pictures of your miniatures since I can't justify myself getting into that hobby monetarily.
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Incomplete but ask and yee shall recieve.
 
Buy a box of marines (or battleline of faction you like) and give it a go. You might actually like it and its only as expensive as you make it.
Hell, don't even have to do that. Beginning of the month GW gives out a free mini of the month at their stores. Could be a skaven, could be a space marine. Couple years back it was an epic scale rhino. If you can work out the timing to stop by a store and get the free mini of the month, don't even need to pay for a model to start.
 
lol, no. They're leaning into the people who want as much crunch as possible in their rules and don't mind spending 6-8 hours playing a single game on a Saturday or Sunday once a month, and by having as many details hammered out as possible in the initial rules won't require an FAQ or clarifications due to faggots trying to whine about "rules as intended" just because something didn't go the way they wanted.


The fact that the discussion about these rules from people who have actually read through them and compared them to HH 2.0 are talking about these games being 6+ hours basically excludes the competitive aspect because you'd never get more than 1 game in a tournament done per day.
being honest, i cannot see myself playing a 6-hour heresy game, and i regularly played usually 2-4 games a week. depending on how clunky the army specific books are i would not be shocked if people just skip certain stages of the game or just don't play the new edition. heresy games already take around 2-3 hours to finish so i can't imagine the person thats cool with a 6 hour game.


I like how femstodes topic always comes down to "they have periods, are weaker than men and have boobs, therefore it is impossible to have female custodes'".

It doesn't matter if women are weaker or that they would never reach the potential of a man. It's a sci-fi universe ~30k years in the future. We have fucking primarchs, astartes and aliens and daemons and interstellar wars and a c'tan sleeping inside of Mars. I don't want female custodes either, but come on, your arguments are just dumb.
the female custodes are dumb because its just libtard pandering meant to attract porn addicted trannies and pedophiles to the game. Just like how GW plasters niggers, shitskins and ugly ass hoe on everything they're just trying to bring in more monies not by improving the game or actually building a stronger community but by slopping it down and making it more appealing to low iq nigger cattle. it's been that way since 8th edition 40kike.
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that's sick man, i love kit bashed models when its done well like this. Emperors children are rare to see,
 
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