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This seems like some gamer gate era autism of people slowly going against each other nellop seems hung up on arch as he mentioned his fetishes openly. Nellop seems to be a christcuck variety so it’s a mess

Chud personalities back stabbing each other amongst a dating time in the fandom a tale as old as time
 
Missing the thrill of a near-death experience since falling off of his roof, Valrak now decided to have a go at being inside of a burning house.
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  • Neighbor knocks to tell Valrak his house is on fire.
  • He runs out to see that the fire is small then goes back to get the fire extinguisher
  • Fire is much bigger in the short time it takes for him to return
  • Goes inside the room to try to put out the fire, but only lasts a few seconds before he has to leave because smoke is making him woozy
  • Calls the fire department, which is only a few minutes away and just finished renovating
  • Thinks the fire might have been caused by electric bikes.
 
iceteayo said:
Im a lil late but the only good news I can give is whenever they go full woke on something they typically go full out chud wishlist appeal after.

See when you will not be missed was followed by Black Templars, Ork kommandos, death korp of Krieg

Other than that it sucks what else can I really do, I already buy recasts only so idunno
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I have no idea what they could do to calm down the chuds, but I hope it's Black Templar stuff.
We're getting IW, do chuds like the IWs?
 
Feathers said:
I have no idea what they could do to calm down the chuds, but I hope it's Black Templar stuff.
We're getting IW, do chuds like the IWs?
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Iron Warrior update is a definite move towards chud appeal. What they would need to do is introduce an upscale Mk.7 era scourging space marine kit to really get guys calm.

This kit would be used by all the old edition only chuds so GW always wins
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
There are lots of 3rd-party "Orkz in Uniform" minis that look like the KommissOrk in that picture. I think Krom Lech has an entire range.
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Not just Blood Axes, but the Storm Boyz are specifically mentioned as having what passes for discipline among Orks. You see, sometimes in the impetuousness of youth an Ork decides to go "Fuck you lot, imma do my own thing!", and given the inherent anarchism in Ork society, that means finding a dude in a fancy hat and an "impeccable" uniform (by Ork standards at least) to yell at him and the other Boyz and even get them to sing out cadences as they drill.

And of course, the guys who survive having a rokkit pak strapped to their back that was made by the Mekboy with the lowest bid wind up being pretty damn hard.
 
Also, something I've been noticing happening even moreso lately is that when female space marines or Femstodes are mentioned in this or that corner of the internet a lot of the comments will be a lot of "safe horny" lusting over "muscle mommies." Especially that sort of "safe horny" where people make the only forms of heterosexual expression probably allowed in their circles "oh please introduce FSMs, Games Workshop, I want them to stomp on my skull and crush my bones!" Well, now you got Femstodes that have manjaws, have at it, you sad freaks.
 
CrunkLord420 said:
>Stupid chud, didn't you know there was always female custodes?
It's retarded, it's shallow, they're not slick.
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It's incredibly fucking lazy. When all of that happened I spent a few minutes thinking about it and came up with this:

Guilliman finally gets a moment of downtime and starts doing his favorite thing: Space Taxes. He's looking over forms and signing documents when he comes across the report for how many Custodes were created in the last year. He becomes irate and calls.... Cawl.

"What the fuck Cawl, the fucking galaxy is split in half, everywhere I look shit is completely fucked, WE ARE BURNING THE FUCK DOWN CAWL. And this is how many Custodes were made in the last Terran year? FOUR? They made FOUR Custodes in the last year? CAWL THESE ARE FUCKING ROOKIE NUMBERS! FIGURE IT OUT"

and then Cawl is like

"Well actually the Emperor totally gave me the plans to accept women candidates, way back in the day, I didn't figure out on my own that the Custodes gene editing is far more refined and precise than the Space Marine gene editing and implantation process and can be easily modified to accept women. I mean not modified, just unlocked, cause the Emperor gave the plans along time ago haha"

Guilliman agrees and hangs up the space phone or whatever and the door to his room opens and two women Custodes walk in, because Cawl had already come to the conclusion this would happen by talking to the AI clone that he has of Guilliman.

I mean this is a joke and could obviously be written a lot better but you get the point, I fixed "Why are there now women Custodes?" in just a few minutes of thinking. GW could have done this in a short story released for free instead of just saying "they were always there".
 
MrB said:
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I started Warhammer around this time last year and am about halfway done through painting 2k points worth of Kroot.
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*Fistbump* Murder chicken fielders represent.

Anyway, something I meant to post that I'm proud of; I found this shiba inu figure a few days ago with a foot broke off when sorting through my bits box. No idea what she's from, but I got a wild hair to paint and base her, kitbash part of an old Cadian belt to her, and voila, an adorable new battlemutt. A missing foot does not stop her serving the Emperor.
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Farm Hand said:
Missing the thrill of a near-death experience since falling off of his roof, Valrak now decided to have a go at being inside of a burning house.
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  • Neighbor knocks to tell Valrak his house is on fire.
  • He runs out to see that the fire is small then goes back to get the fire extinguisher
  • Fire is much bigger in the short time it takes for him to return
  • Goes inside the room to try to put out the fire, but only lasts a few seconds before he has to leave because smoke is making him woozy
  • Calls the fire department, which is only a few minutes away and just finished renovating
  • Thinks the fire might have been caused by electric bikes.
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Why would GW burn down his house?
 
Kerr Avon said:
Somebody gave me an Amazon gift card.

Which of the Emma Gregory narrated audiobooks should I go for ?
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If you have the know-how or a friend with it, I highly recommend setting up Audiobookshelf / SoundLeaf (on iOS) for audiobooks rather than buying them. I’m sure there’s an android app to use with AB, too.

AncientPhosphur said:
Pretty much why I stuck with Kill Team. You get squad level so more of your money and time can be put toward terrain and you can get a decent sized rotation of KTs cheaper than multiple armies.
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Hell, I have a pretty good set of teams for what a single army would’ve cost

Übertroon said:
Warhammer has been on a roll lately when it comes to music
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Disposal Unit is eternally on my playlist, even if it doesn’t match anything else on it
 
God of Nothing said:
i find this incredibly amusing
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He also didn't start with the rrrrrrolled r's either. That's some shit he developed over time for unknown rrrrrreasons. Along with the smuckling, one can only assume his current accent is his idea of sounding smarter over time
 
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