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I like how half the arguments in favor of Femstodes were "uwu muscle mommies, why don't you want them chud, are you gay or something?" only for them to actually show up and the bitch looks like the Master Control Program from Tron.
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And even then the moment gooner alt sculpters actually make them look vaguely feminine or sexualized and not as mannish as they are is the moment they switch the script to "ugh, this is why womyn don't play 40k!!!111!"
Its the one thing that was hilarious about that main argument, they used to use the scant gooner sculpts as a main strawman for why women aren't included in 40k and the moment it suits them they use gooner arguments as a beat stick against their enemies. I remember even seeing the struggle sessions about this in the r/adeptuscustodes sub
 
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And female IG molds
They get a lot of female commanders. Regular infantry not so much. I can tell apart my traitor guard female heads but haven't seen the new Cadians enough to know how common they are.
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No new Soriatas
They're about to get another kill team and receive new stuff regularly
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They get a lot of female commanders. Regular infantry not so much. I can tell apart my traitor guard female heads but haven't seen the new Cadians enough to know how common they are.
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They're about to get another kill team and receive new stuff regularly
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Huh. I stand corrected. I'm slightly impressed. Slightly.
 
Saber finally showing off the Techmarine after first announcing it like half a year ago. Gave a little info on how it plays.

Basically a melee class with ranged as a suport function of the mechadendrites. If I understood it right, you use his class ability to start blasting. The arms will also automatically do gunstrikes so you can keep swinging which is kinda neat. And also the turret thing which I think is kinda gay and would only be useful in Siege. Which is a gay mode. A gayme mode.
Looks like you'd expect. Red Dr Octopus. The helmetless face looks good. Very Iron Warrior. I predict his chaos skin will be a Red Corsair since they've made it very clear they aren't doing shit for the EC or WB, and the IW were taken by Heavy.

The community is predictably retarded about the class restrictions. They can't fathom the idea of playing solo to level the fucking class and learn how it works, so they're pissing and moaning about how they won't be able to find a match. You'd think they'd welcome the challenge of solo play on a new class from scratch, but I guess that's too hard lel.

Ah yes, the guy who threw multiple tantrums over hobby, painting, and gaming channels not getting lore completely correct in random comments while proclaiming to be the worlds greatest "40k lore researcher" or whatever.

Like usual, shitty no game/no model retard that manages to have a natural accent that sounds more ridiculous than Arch.
Don't you know? He solved the mystery of the Lost Primarchs. One went bad and the other was FUBAR, probably. Maybe. I mean goddamn, who else could have pieced together a 40 year puzzle so complex? I bet he even knows who Alpharius is.
 
Don't you know? He solved the mystery of the Lost Primarchs. One went bad and the other was FUBAR, probably. Maybe. I mean goddamn, who else could have pieced together a 40 year puzzle so complex? I bet he even knows who Alpharius is.
He's so good at his lore research that he's solved the true origins of the emperor even though GW never published such a thing. He is in fact so good at lore research that he can DESTROY majorkill's space king lore video(I still say that someone should just fucking watch it themselves since there isn't hours of this shit even) that was released before the 4th episode of the series and another short was released.
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I'm tempted to see if I can find one of these videos of his to see just how autistic it is.
 
My friend and I mail each other excess bits or parts we might find useful. I sent him hammers, spikes that could look lizard-like, Negrosexual heads and flamers. He sends me aquillas, swords, handsome headsculpts and any chaos stuff he comes into.

Bro sent me some partial Sisters, I have no idea where he got these but I’m cooking and his only request was “Don’t bolt them to the side or front of a tank.”
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Did the MM ever have any major interactions with the Sisters of Battle? Because that sounds potentially hilarious.
 
Ah yes, the guy who threw multiple tantrums over hobby, painting, and gaming channels not getting lore completely correct in random comments while proclaiming to be the worlds greatest "40k lore researcher" or whatever.

Like usual, shitty no game/no model retard that manages to have a natural accent that sounds more ridiculous than Arch.
That retards only connection with the hobby was literally owning some warhammer facebook group, and monetising the shit out of it.
 
My friend and I mail each other excess bits or parts we might find useful. I sent him hammers, spikes that could look lizard-like, Negrosexual heads and flamers. He sends me aquillas, swords, handsome headsculpts and any chaos stuff he comes into.

Bro sent me some partial Sisters, I have no idea where he got these but I’m cooking and his only request was “Don’t bolt them to the side or front of a tank.”
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Did the MM ever have any major interactions with the Sisters of Battle? Because that sounds potentially hilarious.
Bless your friendship.

Fun fact, basically every sister model is the same so kitbashing then is super easy. Same dimensions, gear (basically). Get creative.
 
Ripped the audio from Lore Destroyers episode 28. It's not like you need their avatars lighting up on screen.

The first hour is about the majorkill space king video. Then there's some retard with a squeaker voice on for a bit, then they watch a krakduck video about the blood angels and bitch about that. This is two hours and forty five minutes of Italian autism.

The first 17 minutes is appropriately shitting on majorkill for selling his supplements. This is the same retard afterall that was shilling steroids and horomone therapy to kids to get buff like a space marine.

17:30 Bitching that Majorkill said the space king guys were rampaging Earth, I guess the creators said on their patreon or something that it wasn't? But if that's not published publicly, then how the fuck is anyone supposed to know that?

18:30 "space king is not a fucking alien, 1, we don't know anything about space king but it's confirmed several times he is not an alien"
So which is it? And where was this "confirmed"?

20:00 Complains that the mind of the child isn't killed and replaced by that of the psycho warrior, even though we basically see that, and then goes on to say that nothing is confirmed about anything. "it is overwriting the child, but killing it is a bit much" well when you delete one consciousness and replace it with another you've effectively killed it retards. Bitches about majorkill making a "geneseed is stored in the balls" joke, as if that's some kind of problem.

22:30 complaining about the "deep lore" that psycho warriors like tits. Why is this a problem? We saw this be an issue for them in the first fucking episode.

23:30 Bitches that majorkill points out they're very dumb, impulsive and don't think things through "well they're called psycho warriors" well no shit they're called that, but why is it an issue for majorkill to describe them?

24:00 Bitching that he calls the Star Defenders the ultramarines of the setting and claims they're more like death watch. Even though they are basically the ultramarines of the setting. "the star defenders are created with multiple legions" yet we see hordes of them attacking multiple planets in the first episode. Just because some other shit is attached to ONE of their captains doesn't mean anything. Somehow it's more canon that 40k lore written by GW?

27:30 "Or the robed psycho warriors who are like Dark Angels" bitches about how they aren't even green... yet they've got technology the other legions don't, and keep secrets. Just like the Dark Angels. Fucking retards...

28:00 "Has more of a great crusade vibe where the enemies are more or less horrifying aliens" goes on a tirade about how the great crusade has horrifying aliens and think majorkill said there weren't any. Deaf retards. For being elite lore researchers, these people are fucking stupid. Whines about the tau looking aliens meaning it couldn't be like the great crusade... even though space king's timeline isn't supposed to be 1:1 with 40k. Majorkill said what he did, because there's been no chaos psycho warriors or demons yet.

29:45 Majorkill comments that there's been scenes of psycho warriors trying to save humans. They laugh about how the psycho warrior leaves to go blow up the female psycho warrior. That doesn't change the fact that it was depicting psycho warriors attempting to save humans.

32:00 Bitches that majorkill didn't do a 2nd take when he got something wrong and just put a correction on the screen. These guys didn't even do that when they mis-heard majorkill and went on a fucking tirade about something he didn't say.

33:15 "this video, it's like explaining a joke in a serious way" No shit? It's a lore video about a fucking joke of a series. Bitches about who would watch this when they could watch the series? You mean like any of these shitty lore channels where you could just read or even listen to the audiobooks yourself while assembling and painting minis? Talk about a lack of self-awareness. But these italian idiots, their content is worth watching.

35:40 Complaining that he said one of the artifacts could be a cumrag, after majorkill stated that the artifacts vary in importance and was using it as a fucking joke to show an example of something unimportant. Yes, these guys are sperging out about the possibility of spaceking's cumrag because majorkill randomly mentioned the idea of it. Bitches about how many subscribers majorkill has.

37:00 Majorkill says space king did a lot of shit that wasn't good. The italians question that and then immediately bring up a xenocide incident, that apparently wasn't even necessary. seconds later majorkill brings up an incident that space king fucked up, got bit by a bug, and then had to purge an entire legion because the bug was able to control them due to having bitten space king. Yeah that's a huge fuckup.

38:00 He mentions that the psycho warriors hear the voice of space king affirming their bullshit. Which we've seen happen in the show multiple times. But because he insulted bryce and chestnut once, that invalidates every other time we've heard him speak to the psycho warriors? Then the co-host has to correct him that bryce was complimented and chestnut was insulted, and there had only been 3 episodes up to this point. Bestest lore researcher ever everybody!

39:00 once again complaining that the info from this 10 minute video is shit people can get from watching the series. Once again their lore channel is info people can get from reading the books. Especially when some of their shit is like 4 hours long. "This is no different than a react video" What the fuck do these guys think they're doing?

40:45 Bitching that he didn't bring up that space marines venerate the emperor in different ways. Maybe because it's not really a 40k video? Also for some reason he can't mention the Mortifactors by name? And then I guess reads his chat and mentions them by name seconds later.

42:20 Majorkill mentions the coagulators high command screaming. the co-host mentions it's dead, the main idiot then questions that it's screaming.

43:10 Mentions Hatemongers globules look a little alien.. throws a tauntrum about them being dissolved in acid, yet clearly you can see that they look weird. Their third host for some reason mentions sending videos to people with porn sounds? Yes, there's been 3 hosts this entire time. But then more of the tirade about how they aren't alien globules... Majorkill didn't say they were alien he said they looked alien. Again, these people need to clean their fucking ears out. Then they go on a tirade about 40k chaplains not taking their helmets off, and whine that Leandros takes his helmet off in space marine 2. This shit goes on for minutes. it becomes a tirade about Dante for some fucking reason.

49:00 Now majorkill does pull it out of his ass that Hatemonger might be an alien. Complaining about hatemonger getting porn uploaded into his armor and majorkill not mentioning it. So when majorkill does say something stupid, they don't even mention it?

50:00 Majorkill mentions that the psycho warriors kill themselves due to being bored. Complains that they were also trapped. Yes, they were trapped but they specifically mention being fucking bored. Followed up by bitching that a god weapon AI was in containment "easily", and goes on a tirade about how the psycho warriors fucked up the way to kill the AI. This isn't even mentioned by majorkill to be complaining about.

51:45 The host forgets the AI was created by humans, throws a fit, and then gets corrected by the co-host. Supreme bestest lore researcher ever.

53:00 more complaining about the AI being killable by mortal means

53:30 "this video was only a grift made to make money from the community" What the fuck are your reaction videos then on your paywall of patreon? Complains that he's "sponsoring himself" to make a line of space king minis. Majorkill does mention this, but so fucking what? He didn't have to make a video to have contacted Flashgitz about that. They've probably had a few people contact them. Who cares?

Then to scroll through the comments of the video, and majorkill gets told that flashgits has a second channel, that not everybody knows about considering the much lower subscriber and view count compared to the main channel.

I'm not going to go on about the krakduck part

This italian guy and his friends are fucking retarded, and anyone paying them money for this shit is also retarded. They're criticizing a lore video, but fuckup the lore themselves multiple times, don't even pay attention to what was actually said in the video on more than one occasion but still throw fits about it, bitch that someone made a lore video and that it's like a react video even though they also make lore and are filming a fucking react video to put behind a paywall... utterly ridiciulous.

Lore channels are fucking gay, and this is probably one of the worst. Congrats, you're more retarded than the gay australian who tried selling steroids and hormones to kids.
 

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Sorry to distract from the plastique but I've been chipping away any various 40k short story anthologies. Particularly ones under the Warhammer Horror inprint.

King of Pigs features as a gay couple with an formally adopted child as the main protagonist, just a fun fact.

Deacon of Wounds is one of the better short stories from the Horror inprint, but most things I've read from it are pretty mid. I sometimes question why I bother reading them when I could find some original stuff instead.
I've generally been unimpressed with the Warhammer Horror books except for Peter Fehervari's. They generally just feel like standard horror novel plots with some setting-appropriate window dressing slapped on. I'm not surprised that the imprint's gone dormant.
 
Did the MM ever have any major interactions with the Sisters of Battle? Because that sounds potentially hilarious
Yes, but its less "and then the MM Skull dragged everyone", though it got about as close as it could get, and more just the Sisters making it extremely clear that the Marines Malevolent are on the shit list and that they're morally corrupt if not literally. The Sisters want nothing to do with the MM at all. The MM did not and do not give a fuck.
 
You think that would be funny? The Marines Malevolent should interact with the Minotaurs and then with their callousness combined they will save mankind.
Until the Minotaurs’ parents come calling because the High Lords have issue with their big special boys hanging with Southie scumbags. Just the ultimate rich kid/poor kid friendship, bound by mutual contempt for life.

But until that? Bros.

“Man, I gotta just say, Tu’Shan? I hate that nigger, I really fucking hate him.”

“Wanna slander one of their sucessors as heretics?”

“Then loot their world?”

“You know it bud.”
Yes, but its less "and then the MM Skull dragged everyone", though it got about as close as it could get, and more just the Sisters making it extremely clear that the Marines Malevolent are on the shit list and that they're morally corrupt if not literally. The Sisters want nothing to do with the MM at all. The MM did not and do not give a fuck.
See, GW and their hekkin valid stable of cucks would never let the thing happen that would be in-character for the MM and that’s more names in the book of grudges.

Or even funnier is just that respective Order having their monastery “attacked by Chaos” down the line.

Lot of people can’t grasp the MM are funny as hell, it’s like Lucius, some retards take it too seriously.
 
Is he infamous for gay, retarded shit like that?
His only other novel I read is Lion: Son of the Forest, and that one was pretty great and I don't remember anything faggy in it.
I feel like he's only really good at writing ork dialog.

Granted Son of the Forest wasn't too bad, just completely forgettable ala Leviathan.
 
I know this is an AoS question but do GW legends/remake the AoS models often? Feels like 40k has a lot more turnover

Im very tempted to make a foray into DoK but some of the sculpts look...old and the boxes are...i dunno
 
Did the MM ever have any major interactions with the Sisters of Battle? Because that sounds potentially hilarious.
Know there's one, according to Google "The short story that primarily features the Marines Malevolent and the Sisters of Battle (specifically Sisters Hospitaller) is "Emperor's Deliverance" by Nick Kyme."

Been awhile since reading it but from memory, Sisters are in a camp looking after wounded, Marines there to help defend but are indiscriminate with their aim. Want to say there's also Salamanders present and this is either the start or continuation of MM vs Salies that was mentioned in thread recently.
 
I know this is an AoS question but do GW legends/remake the AoS models often? Feels like 40k has a lot more turnover

Im very tempted to make a foray into DoK but some of the sculpts look...old and the boxes are...i dunno

AoS isn't quite old enough for the kind of large-scale squatting/purging that hits 40k on a routine basis, but they did purge some of their model lineups at the beginning of 4th edition. Most of the Stormcast models from the first two editions were taken off sale and are now in Legends, and they also got rid of some old Skaven models, an entire Orruk subfaction, some other random models from across the range, and a bunch of Underworlds and Warcry warbands, plus they shunted Beasts of Chaos over to Old World. It'll probably be a few years and editions more before we start seeing that kind of thing happen to other factions in the range.
 
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