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Of note, she's not just in "several pockets of Trench Crusade." If I remember right, she had been made a volunteer community manager of their TC discord they made after the 28mag guys had to break away after they went mask off.


She is part of official tc lore. Iirc she got product for free that some kickstarter people were waiting for. She has been reported to the ftc for undisclosed affiliation to TC (you have to report that your affiliated to them kinda like a ad)
 
She popped up as a nerd thot a while back, tried to get into MTG, bounced out of it, inserted herself into the 40k scene after covid and begging some rando vendors to sponsor her slop. Apparently likes to shove her kid into her content, doesn't hide her husband, but the entire thing is questionable. She doesn't even get many subscribers or views. Just constantly surrounds herself in drama while producing slop. Can't even mention gundam without her trying to generate some kind of beef no one gives a shit about. Apparently doesn't even do her own paintjobs, as she just does some base coats and then has someone else do "paintover" work?
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The last pick-me with a "norn queen" name(alexis) managed to turn out to be a mess, I'm sure this one will eventually as well.


It’s her husband that does the painting. She has shown a picture of her son playing with the minis and saying she hopes he destroys his father’s minis.

A lot of pick mes go for the tyranids. Figures they would love the hivemind race of space invaders.

(Also sorry for double posting)
 
Kya is a well known model painter who is in several pockets of trench crusade and gw. She is a well known pick me. Yes it’s twitter drama but it shows how bad gw had fallen to allow a woman like her have a sliver of power.

She is constantly in talks with Mike brooks (I hate this man). She is friends with known doxxers in the twitter warhammer community too.

That’s why I said it’s up to you to decide to care lol.
None of this seems remotely interesting, or engaging to me. Not only that her relevance to the hobby as a whole is evidently dubious. This must be the reason why I've never heard of this person until this moment today.
 
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Seeing as this drama involves another social media obsessed weirdo, Marshal Bohemond, I’m concluding that this is just a retard slap-fight. Apparently it is over Kya trying out the Gundam miniature game and saying that Gundam Wing is her favorite. This has caused Marshal Bohemond to claim that Kya is a tourist, even though Gundam Wing is one of the more popular Gundam series in America.
 
So, the new Ork Warboss model looks pretty nice, honestly I kinda dig it more than the older version.
It's suitably 'uge, I'm excited for it

Also less whining about inconsequential foids and post more hobby you maggots

Here's my current project, a commissariat tank commander.

Stygies turret on a phaeton hull. Managed to get one of the apocalypse tank companies, first one built out of that

Turret, rider and commissar (pask model) are recast lol, not paying ebay prices for OOP FW
 

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Seeing as this drama involves another social media obsessed weirdo, Marshal Bohemond, I’m concluding that this is just a retard slap-fight. Apparently it is over Kya trying out the Gundam miniature game and saying that Gundam Wing is her favorite. This has caused Marshal Bohemond to claim that Kya is a tourist, even though Gundam Wing is one of the more popular Gundam series in America.
Oh sure, trying to call someone from the US a tourist for a series like Gundam Wing when it was one of the more popular shows on Cartoon Network is stupid. The problem is that such a comment isn't even worth responding to(due to the stupidity) unless you're looking to be involved in drama.
 
Took me a second, could actually work well.
Honestly, with a bit more terrain scattered around like some barricades in the streets so melee units actually have a chance to move across the table, I'd play on it. Fuck, they already had the terrain to set on it to take a picture at that point might as well have played a game and taken a picture of that.
Also less whining about inconsequential foids and post more hobby you maggots
Good point, and I remembered I hadn't posted an image of the completed armigers that I was working on at the end of the year. Still need to repaint the base rims, but other than that they're done.

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Cultural colonization
Social Gentrification, actually.


"Nerdy shit is cool this month but who keeps letting all these fucking nerds in?"

D&D, Comics, 40k, Vidya, Anime, it's awesome, and cool, and there's only like 75-90% of it's culture and content that needs to be "fixed" to appeal to a bunch of tiktok and tumblr girlies who wouldn't be caught dead in a FLGS! A complete bargain.
 
Just getting into the hobby. Before I make the plunge and buy models, how likely is the company to go all woke and gay and rewrite lore to appeal to the worse sides of nerd culture? Are there lots of people like the one currently discussed?
 
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Joking aside, the gay race communism enjoyers are already all over the place and GW is run by bongs so don't get your hopes up, but if you still want to get into the hobby then just pick something you think is cool and enjoy yourself. The troonhammer enclaves and social media soyboys don't really affect you if you avoid them (usually).

I randomly stumbled across a picture of the Iron Hands one day, thought they looked sick, and started buying shit. I'm still pretty happy with my experience in hobby to this day and I'd say go for it if you wanna get into it.

My biggest issues are the new lore and the fucking prices. One you can ignore but the other you can't. The models are notorious and it's like 7 bucks for a tiny cumspurt of the official paint.

Thankfully you don't even have to buy anything from GW if you don't have a spare kidney, the third party market is pretty open if that's your thing.
 
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Also mini-rant triple-post here, but how are we in the year of our lord 2026 and yellow paint still needs a white base to not look like thin shit? Can't we just put lead into it to make it less transparent or something, it's starting to annoy the fuck out of me. :mad:

I dunno someone explain the soyence to me.
I find that an orange base coat usually works better as white doesn't have the best coverage itself. I will say that I've had good luck with the fanatic line of paints for yellows, and that I can usually just do one coat of the orange and one coat of the yellow and have it look good.
 
Just getting into the hobby. Before I make the plunge and buy models, how likely is the company to go all woke and gay and rewrite lore to appeal to the worse sides of nerd culture? Are there lots of people like the one currently discussed?
First things first, they are br*tish. Woke and gay are some of their of their favorite things in the world behind getting muhammadeens to rape and murder their children.
Two, despite this, they do a half decent job of protecting their IP. The custodes retcon and an abundance of blacks is about the worst they have done. Turns out when you barely move a narrative you dont have a lot of opportunity to force in retarded shit(they will still try)
Thirdly, GW is a toy company that primarily sells unpainted, disassembled, and overpriced miniature figurines. Everything else (the books, the games) is in the service to attempt to sell these things. if you see a model you like, get it. they dont care about the lore, why should you?
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Lastly, the worst thing about most anything is the community that surrounds it. If you go looking at reddit for content, you are gonna find reddit shit. Use this information appropriately.
 
Also mini-rant triple-post here, but how are we in the year of our lord 2026 and yellow paint still needs a white base to not look like thin shit? Can't we just put lead into it to make it less transparent or something, it's starting to annoy the fuck out of me. :mad:

I dunno someone explain the soyence to me.
I've seen people use weird things like purple as a base and get the most beautiful yellows ever. Probably some color theory shit a lot of us are too tarded or lazy to get into.
 
Also mini-rant triple-post here, but how are we in the year of our lord 2026 and yellow paint still needs a white base to not look like thin shit? Can't we just put lead into it to make it less transparent or something, it's starting to annoy the fuck out of me. :mad:

I dunno someone explain the soyence to me.
Ok... the short version of paint pigment sperging about yellow.

There are a limited number of paint pigments available that get manufactured for the paint industry. And by paint industry I mean automotive and house paint. There's been pigments discontinued over the years for having heavy metals, there's been some discontinued due to lack of interest from buyers. Miniature paint companies are only using what's commonly available. Specifically with yellow...

When it comes to miniature paint, the companies ALL cheap out. With artist paints, you'll see something on the label called "series" the higher the number, the more expensive the pigment. Normally going from a series 1 to a series 4 or 5 could be a few dollars difference, but then you get shit like yinmn blue(a proper opaque neutral blue) that runs $100+ a tube when the same tube of another pigment could be $8. Specifically with yellow, most of the pigments are transparent and there's nothing you can do about it other than the vendor(miniature paint companies) adding fillers(titanium white pw6), or sometimes other colors including some black pigments to try and get some opacity that way), or even shit like chalk to try and get some opacity. The modern most opaque yellow is Bismuth Vanadate(py184) the most common yellow would be something like Hansa Yellow(py74) which is claimed to be semi opaque but it's still very transparent.

If you were to buy artist acrylic paint(golden, liquitex, schmincke, Lascaux, etc.) , Bismuth Vanadate Yellow costs damn near double what Hansa Yellow does because that py184 is simply a more expensive acrylic. With miniature paints(citadel, proacryl, vallejo, AK, etc.) most customers would freak out at the idea of some paints costing more than others purely because of the pigment used so they either don't, or go with the fillers and shit as previously mentioned, or... in the case of ProAcryl who does have a bismuth vanadate yellow py184 paint(it's in the rogue hobbies signature series), they simply don't use enough pigment to get the opacity to where it would be from the artist acrylic brands that would normally just charge more for it.

This is why it's become common practice with yellow to just use an undercoat color for it like pinks, browns, oranges, etc. to start with and then using the tint strength(which is different than opacity) of cheaper yellow paints over that to get yellow.

This same shit applies to other colors. No miniature paint brand is going to use cobalt blue pb28 due to a: having cobalt in it and b: costing more. Same with cadmium red pr108, cobalt green pg50, etc. But even something like pyrrole red pr254 is still going to cost too much to include an appropriate pigment amount to get proper opacity so even if they did use it, they'll either cheap out with fillers(like pw6, other pigments, or even shit like chalk), when they could use something like napthol crimson pr170 or napthol red pr7 which are both transparent.

The even shorter version:

Basically they're all cheap, and you're looking at the wrong type of paint.

I've seen people use weird things like purple as a base and get the most beautiful yellows ever. Probably some color theory shit a lot of us are too tarded or lazy to get into.
Ok, more paint sperging.

You're correct, it's color theory mixed with an understanding(or just monkey see, monkey do) of the technical aspects of how the colors and pigments work. If you've ever tried mixing paints and wondered why they don't mix like you think they should based on what you were taught in school...

This? This is incomplete and trash, but has never gone away.
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This is a better representation of paint pigments on a two-dimensional wheel
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You'll notice there's few "pure" pigments for shit like green, blue, red, etc. So mixing a yellow and a blue isn't always going to produce a real green. And of course there's cost of those pigments vs others like I mentioned previously. You can read up more about this here https://www.handprint.com/HP/WCL/color16.html

A much better color wheel has existed since the fucking 1940s(yes, schools are this late and gay about moving onto newer shit) that is actually 3d and accounts for differences in hue(color), value(whiteness vs blackness), and chroma(how blue a blue is) and you can learn about this here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munsell_color_system
But these images should show how lacking the stupid color wheel we've been stuck using for decades is.

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Ok, I think that should cover everything for now and leave people with enough info to start down a ridiculous rabbit hole if they want to.

edit: One more thing I've found surprising over the years regarding all of this shit. I didn't go to art school, I've met plenty of people that have and most of them didn't know any of this shit either. Apparently hardly any of this shit is taught because they're too busy focusing on technique and history(which is fine) rather than ever bothering to explain how the fucking medium(artistic medium, in this case paint) actually fucking works. If you're a more technical minded person, and have wondered why the shit seems like fucking voodoo mysticism bullshit, it's because most people teaching it don't know this crap, or don't bother to teach it and expect everyone to just "feel" their way through it just leaving things unnecessarily frustrating.
 
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