Was Chris' dry-up inevitable?

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I feel lonely again. I saw a young male/female couple; he nibbled at her ear; I felt like I wanted to make him disappear (not kill).
I feel like I am inches away from becoming a super villian, who not wants to conquer the world, but wants to be rid of all males 21-50...
...years old by transporting all of those jerks into another dimension, or accelerating their individual ages to 51 each.


Wish granted. Process goes as follows:

Chris gets superpowers.

Chris becomes a supervillain.

Chris does not conquer the world, however,

Chris transports all males between 21-50 years of age into another dimension, or accelerates their individual ages to 51-years-old each.

Results:

All women in Ruckersville and Charlottesville travel to the other dimension to find their boyfriends, marry the 51-year-olds, or move away.

Chris dies alone.
 
I had another thought about the idea of Chris being a dried up LOLcow... It depends on what you are interested in regarding Chris' life. If you were really into his videos, then he's dried up for sure. The same could be said about his Sonichu comic, or his leaked correspondence with trolls. I think a decent majority of Chris followers are interested in the actual person, not just what he produces. Chris is weird, possibly the weirdest. I'm always interested in his fucked up point of view, life experiences, and personal expectations. So to me, he'll be dried up when he's in the ground.:biggrin:
 
I think a decent majority of Chris followers are interested in the actual person, not just what he produces. Chris is weird, possibly the weirdest. I'm always interested in his fucked up point of view, life experiences, and personal expectations. So to me, he'll be dried up when he's in the ground.:biggrin:

There's a saying that goes that life is about the journey, not the destination. A lot of us here joined these forums, I presume, because we all share the same interest in a mental defect. I joined the forums to see what kind of shenanigans he was up to, and sadly he was on his way to rotting in obscurity. And while we all hoped for Chris to generate new content, the death of his father all but stopped that. He's still weird, but he's keeping quiet about it. A lot of us also have lives. While some of us have jobs and kids, he'll be in a time capsule, playing with vidya and lego while his mother breathes down his neck. His journey is a sad one, and one that's likely to meet a very miserable and lonely end. This lolcow ain't destined to move onto greener pastures.
 
Going directly to his house is retarded. I don't know if I could think of a good story to try that with.

If I was trying to troll Chris, without any inside connections, I'd probably go everyday, for like a week, to one of his local hangouts and see if you can run into him. If you do see him, you can bump into him or something, and if you're a good actor and have a good enough story, you might be able to get in with Chris.

Like, the hard part is just establishing the first connection, and that's almost impossible via the internet, without you being super smart (none of the weens trying stuff since Bob died were even close), just meeting him IRL, or having connections. Once you do have a connection with Chris, you're in, forever, like Anna.
That is exactly how it happened for me when i met Chris at McD's, except that was just by chance and not planned. Even if you try to talk to him nicely, he will still be very cautious of you and assume the worst. The whole thing is just hilarious in my opinion
 
The problem is that the type of people who are most eager to troll Chris are either one step away from LOLcow status themselves or worse. Personally I enjoyed Alec and Liquid's sagas most, because those two individuals were creative enough to get Chris active in an actually entertaining way. It's a totally thankless task to troll somebody, and Chris has learned enough to almost entirely be free of trolling...

Except he still trolls himself. He tried to organize a High School reunion, he got himself banned from multiple hangouts, he publicly argued with the gal pals and humiliates himself by losing contests to 6 year olds. OH YEAH AND HE BURNED DOWN 14BC HOARD AND ALL. There has been great "content" since Bob died, just depends on what you want to see.
 
Don't forget that he's assuming his old house will somehow become good as new again sometime soon, and is ignoring the evidence that he's never going to live there again.

I actually feel kind of sorry for him if that's his mindset. He probably still thinks that the hand drawn original comics, action figures, toys, and Officer Kimmy will be alright.
 
I think Chris will eventually travel back in time and become the evil babysitter.
Have you been reading my notes for my potential Sonichu Season 2? :tomgirl:

I actually feel kind of sorry for him if that's his mindset. He probably still thinks that the hand drawn original comics, action figures, toys, and Officer Kimmy will be alright.
Eh, I don't think he's that stupid; he still understands object permanence. That being said, he does seem to believe that 14BC will be good as new before the end of the year, which it clearly will not.
 
I think Chris will eventually travel back in time and become the evil babysitter.
Well, in the unlikely event of if he ever had kids, who's to say that he wouldn't make the same mistakes his own parents made raising him?
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Of course, Chris wouldn't be muscular or leave the house for work, and his kids would be much younger, but you get where I'm going here.
 
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Chris believes he embodies certain qualities regardless of his actions, appearance and statements. He believes having a subscription to playboy makes him the living epitome of manliness and straightness so he can't understand how dressing like a woman and acting very feminine reflects on him. The same could be said about his attitude towards his religion. Chris views himself as a perfect Christian despite his very heretical views and actions. Now that I think about it...you could say the same about everything Chris believes he is.
It's a lot easier to just say: "He's really, REALLY stupid."
That's a fair point. I guess I consider it hypocrisy because he wants acceptance of a minority to which he belongs, but he won't even consider acceptance of a minority that doesn't benefit him.
I'm not sure if that qualifies as hypocrisy, though. I think it depends on the specific minorities. For example, I don't think it's hypocrisy for homosexuals to be against acceptance of paedophiles.

Don't get me wrong, Chris is a huge hypocrite, but I think his take on tomgirlism and homosexuality is more part of his insanity and stupidity and generally being a horrible person than hypocrisy, because to his (for want of a better word) thinking they actually are two completely separate things.
It seems to me that he just gets into a frothing rage about men, particularly their bodies.
Thing is, a normal, heterosexual male wouldn't get worked up over men or their bodies like what Chris does. Normal, heterosexual men simply don't care.

Chris' over the top reaction to homosexual men and men in general is not normal, even for homosexuals in denial. There is definitely something very wrong with Chris. It may well be that he has deeply repressed homosexual* tendencies, but if that is the case repressed homosexuality is probably the least of the ways he is messed up sexually.

* Before anyone takes issue, I am not saying here that there is anything wrong with being homosexual. There isn't. It is repressed homosexuality that could be the problem. Along with whatever other issues Chris has with his sexuality.
Chris is a guy who only believes in whatever he thinks suits him. He can quote a single vs from Leviticus without realizing that the same book says that he can't shave the side of his face.
Chris constantly tries to retcon reality to whatever suits him best at the moment. Cherry picking sentences from a book is potatoes by comparison.
His opinion on homosexuality was probably brought on by the bullying.
I think the bullying was only one of many factors that contributed to forming Chris' take on homosexuality. Certainly it didn't help, but Chris and his upbringing are so messed up it's probably impossible to point to any one thing as the cause for any of his little quirks.
I also don't think Chris views himself as transgender. I get the feeling that Chris thought that the tomgirl thing would attract women. Possibly because in his mind, women=attractive so he should dress like one to be more attractive.
I've always thought there is something very cargo cult like about Chris' methods. His tomgirl thing could be partly explained as his attempt to become the woman he hopes to attract (except, you know, he wants one that's employed to support him and easy on the eyes and so on) to sort of give the universe a hint. I guess it's something along the same lines as a hunter putting out decoys (except it actually works for the hunter).
Also he seems to not understand that gold diggers are a thing so turning everyone 51 would not actually end the problem entirely.
I'd just like to point out that not all women (or even most of them) who are into men over fifty are gold diggers, especially if the choice is between a quinquagenarian man and Chris.
While not a super villain per se, Chris kind of struck me as the kind of guy who if he had the power, he would kidnap women and force them to marry him, only for the Jerkops to foil him every time.
I'd also like to point out that the idea of Chris having any power whatsoever is a disturbing thought at best. One of Chris' few good points is he's so ineffectual.
Don't forget that he's assuming his old house will somehow become good as new again sometime soon, and is ignoring the evidence that he's never going to live there again.
Yeah, things are definitely going to get ugly there. Which is why I don't think Chris will "dry up" so much as just taper off until he finally disappears entirely. We will continue to occasionally get content from him, of a sort, but I think for the most part from here on out it ain't gonna be pretty.
 
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Chris isn't gay, he doesn't understand sexuality to begin with. To him it's just something that "grown ups" do
 

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I'm not sure if that qualifies as hypocrisy, though. I think it depends on the specific minorities. For example, I don't think it's hypocrisy for homosexuals to be against acceptance of paedophiles.
But a thinking gay person would probably have well thought out reasons for considering pedophilia to be categorically different from homosexuality. Chris hasn't even given any consideration to what gays are or how their minority status relates to his own - all he knows is, he wants to be treated with fairness because it's him, but he thinks it's okay to shovel shit on a minority that he isn't part of.
 
But a thinking gay person would probably have well thought out reasons for considering pedophilia to be categorically different from homosexuality. Chris hasn't even given any consideration to what gays are or how their minority status relates to his own - all he knows is, he wants to be treated with fairness because it's him, but he thinks it's okay to shovel shit on a minority that he isn't part of.
His reasons for why he hates on gays isn't that he's saying he's going to be nice to all minorities, but ends up going back on his word. It's more that it's always him against the world. It's always him against the world. That's why I think it's more him being a dick than being a hypocrite. Hypocrisy to me is a lot more specific. Like the leader of the local branch of the ku klux klan getting caught being buttfucked by a black, male hooker. Things like that.

Heh, I guess it's almost like fatty's not smart enough to be hypocritical. He is smart enough, however, to understand that he shouldn't be an asshole to people, but he does it anyway.
 
That is exactly how it happened for me when i met Chris at McD's, except that was just by chance and not planned. Even if you try to talk to him nicely, he will still be very cautious of you and assume the worst. The whole thing is just hilarious in my opinion
In all honesty you really can't blame him, it's understandable reaction for him to have, all things considered.
 
I wish people cared 1/8th as much about my Facebook posts as they do about what Chris posts.

I really don't think Chris is gay in the least. I know "Thou Doth Protest Too Much" but if I had seemingly the entire world on the other end of the internet saying I loved wicker chairs more than rocking chairs I'd probably go out of my way to explain how I was staying on the rocking path.
 
Going directly to his house is retarded. I don't know if I could think of a good story to try that with.

If I was trying to troll Chris, without any inside connections, I'd probably go everyday, for like a week, to one of his local hangouts and see if you can run into him. If you do see him, you can bump into him or something, and if you're a good actor and have a good enough story, you might be able to get in with Chris.

Like, the hard part is just establishing the first connection, and that's almost impossible via the internet, without you being super smart (none of the weens trying stuff since Bob died were even close), just meeting him IRL, or having connections. Once you do have a connection with Chris, you're in, forever, like Anna.
Don't you have connections? Because I have the bestest idea evar where I tell him I dug up Patti. I might even say JULAY!!!!!! I can TOTALLY be a master tro11!!!
 
I wish people cared 1/8th as much about my Facebook posts as they do about what Chris posts.

I really don't think Chris is gay in the least. I know "Thou Doth Protest Too Much" but if I had seemingly the entire world on the other end of the internet saying I loved wicker chairs more than rocking chairs I'd probably go out of my way to explain how I was staying on the rocking path.
IF Chris was gay he'd think he was some sort of "special" kind of gay that is ok for him but not for anyone else.
 
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