We are D.I.N.Ks! We (insert amazing things D.I.N.Ks do) - Expose how amazing and happy you are for not having children.

WhiskeyJack said:
This term has been around since at least the 80's; why the hell is it suddenly showing up everywhere? I've seen at least five youtubers talking about DINKs in the last week, in my recommends. It's like people just learned a new word, or something.
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It's a psy-op glamorising extending your childhood identity into the rest of your life to slowly cause the downfall of the west.
Just kidding. I think.
 
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smile.jpg said:
They really record all the junkfood they buy and show it off online like it's impressive. "Hey, fuck having kids, look at all this junkfood and candy we bought!". Makes me feel sad more than amused.
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Okay yeah, that is a pretty pathetic thing to brag about.
 
A non-lethal headshot in CS is called a dink. Someone smarter than me can turn this into a proper joke.
 
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Apustajan apustaja said:
Coom, consoom, fight the patriarchy, die and leave your partner perfectly alone for their remaining years. Honestly this seems like what Jesus would have done if he had the internet.
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They'd probably argue that was true as Jesus had no children.

These retards have been around a long time. Despite the severe handicap of having a child (the horror!), my ex and I still extensively traveled, went to concerts, maxed out our retirement accounts, bought a house. It just requires having half a brain, willingness to sacrifice for the greater good, and proper planning (even if the kid isn't, lmao).
 
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Blobby's Murder Knife said:
They'd probably argue that was true as Jesus had no children.

These retards have been around a long time. Despite the severe handicap of having a child (the horror!), my ex and I still extensively traveled, went to concerts, maxed out our retirement accounts, bought a house. It just requires having half a brain, willingness to sacrifice for the greater good, and proper planning (even if the kid isn't, lmao).
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I've been single on a single income with a child a period of my life and I have more pity than envy toward people who don't get to experience parenthood.
 
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Apustajan apustaja said:
I've been single on a single income with a child a period of my life and I have more pity than envy toward people who don't get to experience parenthood.
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It sucks in the thick of it, but now I am out the other end, I only wish I had had more. Is what it is.
 
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Bull Kike said:
We’re Dinks! We’ll die alone, surrounded by cats.
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Same with my mom, who had 2 kids.
Apustajan apustaja said:
I've been single on a single income with a child a period of my life and I have more pity than envy toward people who don't get to experience parenthood.
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Tell that to my parents

Personally I'm happy not being in prison for the rest of my life for making dead baby soup.
 
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Android raptor said:
Same with my mom, who had 2 kids.
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You aren't doomed to be your mother though. My mother and father were absolutely shit in their own ways. But me and my siblings still grew up to be excellent parents of our 3 offspring.

Android raptor said:
Personally I'm happy not being in prison for the rest of my life for making dead baby soup.
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You already are in prison.
 
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