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Bender said:
Holy shit, Cuck Lightyear.

If I fucked Lemony he'd die halfway through the act and I don't want my willy stuck in a corpse.
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Yeah but then you'd at least get money out of his will. Bald boy however....

Edit: Then again, Cuck Lightyear would abandon you and you'd never have to see him again, so there is that for a perk. :thinking:
 
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P5Fever said:
I'd bottom absolutely for some gay italian pants, far too easy of a question.

Come up with a harder question.

Like would you rather:
a. fuck lemon fuhrer
b. fuck cuck lightyear
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If I stick my dick in Lemon Fuhrer and he dies of excitement, do I have to finish on his corpse or can I call it quits there since one of us got off? My choice is whatever ends the pain sooner.
 
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Bender said:
Alright, you wanted a hard question? Fuck, marry, kill:
  • Ron Toye
  • Christopher Sabat
  • Sean Schemmel
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Kill Christopher Sabat. You can't trust snakes.

Fuck Ron Toye. You better believe he's getting the business end of the remote in foreplay. The little bastard has it coming to him.

Marry Sean Schemmel because he's an asshole to your face and not behind your back.
 
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Focken Kiwi said:
Kill Christopher Sabat. You can't trust snakes.

Fuck Ron Toye. You better believe he's getting the business end of the remote in foreplay. The little bastard has it coming to him.

Marry Sean Schemmel because he's an asshole to your face and not behind your back.
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Fuck/Kill/Marry:

@EriMin
@Svetlana
@giraffes on coffee

Let's see you weasel your way out of this one, because they're alllll gonna see it.
 
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P5Fever said:
Kill Ron with a remote. Apply the sacred ointment to Sabat as he gets gang banged, Yamcha style. Marry Schemmel then tell him I’m Christian so he’d immediately divorce me.
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But you're not actually Christian, right?
 
My nick is the obvious Riku from KH, it was my first nickname and I haven't used it in quite a while, so I just used it here for nostalgic feels. :feels:
Fuck, Kill, Marry.....I'd kill Sabat+Schemmel+Toye, they're all disgusting inside+outside and no amount of lust would help.
Dunno about those 3 women, don't know them so idc lol.

Regarding the sick game of husbandos+waifus here...Dunno why, but I feel attracted to @P5Fever, must be the avatar. :feels:
 
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Amazon Prime is the best girl in this whole case (along with Stephanie Nadolny)

Wish we could interview her but tl;dr legal stuff
 
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