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This Cardcaptor Sakura website that hosts "novelized" versions of the episodes is a fucking weeaboo goldmine.

Weeaboo shit

Some highlights:

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"Matte! Wait a second..."

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"Datte..."

Datte, my Onii-chan always goes to school with Him.

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"Daijoubu, it's just a myth."

"Demo, demo..."

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"Hiyaku, hiyaku!"

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"Yuki da! Hey, why don’t we go outside for a little bit?"

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"Atashi- Yukito-san, I..."

He was still waiting patiently. She had to do it now!

"Yukito-san, I love you!"

And there was silence.

Long, horribly loud silence in which he said nothing and Sakura waited, frozenly.

"Sakura-chan," he finally said, "I like you too."

Honto? She looked up, a gleam of hope in her eyes.

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Do you think the author looks back on this and feels embarrassed? I sincerely hope so. Whoops, I mean: Boku, hontou ni sou wo kibou shite'ru n'da.
Christ alive. It's putting TV-Nihon at their worst to shame.
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Dedicating this post to a certain demographic involved in this shitshow:
Last night
I broke the Golden Rule
Hopped in the comments
Like a fool
You know it's always all the same
But I guess I'm just a moth guided by a flame

You've got passion to spare
Share without a care
But you're so un-self aware
There's only one thing to compare

WHY IS IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?
(IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?)
WHY IS IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?
(IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?)

Some are happy, some are cool
Some are angry, some are cruel

These parasocial relationships
Got you feeling all emotions through your fingertips

You've got passion to spare
Share without a care
But you're so un-self aware
There's only one thing to compare
Oh, yeah!

WHY IS IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?
(IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?)
WHY IS IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?
(IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?)

IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME
IT'S SO BIZARRE
(BIZARRE)
WHY IS IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?
(IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?)
WHY IS IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?
(IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?)

Maybe it's all that you are
The only thing that you call your own
(Call your own)
Maybe it's time to shine
Like a star burning bright
(Shine so bright)
In the Great Unknown

WHY IS IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?
(IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?)
WHY IS IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?
(IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?)

IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME
IT'S SO BIZARRE
(BIZARRE)
WHY IS IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?
(IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?)
WHY IS IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?
(IT ALWAYS AN ANIME AVATAR?)
 
Incoming sperg about the Urusei Yatsura remake:
Urusei Yatsura is one of my favorite anime of all time. I am eagerly awaiting the remake that is due to come out this October, yet simultaneously terrified they are going to fuck up everything that made the original series great. Yes, the OG series has its issues; bloated with filler, shitty animation, garbage plot, repetitiveness around the 1/2 mark, one trick pony characters, etc. However, it still remains a classic despite these drawbacks.

Although it’s obvious at this point that this remake is a cash cow move, I’m still praying whoever is in charge at least can treat the IP with some fucking respect. Better not be a repeat of the 6th movie they shit out for Urusei Yatsura’s 10th anniversary back in 1991, after the series had since concluded. That movie and its regressive story were a slap in the face to fans.

Besides that, also having a holy fuck moment realizing the original voice cast are all approaching (or are already in) their 70s. Or are dead.

Not looking forward to the influx of exceptional normies and coomers who will scalp and/or hoard every single original animation cel that gets listed on eBay for the foreseeable future (I totally haven’t been lusting for years over insanely priced painted plastic that I can’t bring myself to purchase). I guarantee those retards will eat it all up.

I guess at least we’ll get new fan art?
Sigh. I wish companies would leave old IPs alone.


Tl;Dr
reeeeeEEEEEEEE HANDS OFF MY WAIFU

edit because retard
 
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Incoming sperg about the Urusei Yatsura remake:
Urusei Yatsura is one of my favorite anime of all time. I am eagerly awaiting the remake that is due to come out this October, yet simultaneously terrified they are going to fuck up everything that made the original series great. Yes, the OG series has its issues; bloated with filler, shitty animation, garbage plot, repetitiveness around the 1/2 mark, one trick pony characters, etc. However, it still remains a classic despite these drawbacks.

Although it’s obvious at this point that this remake is a cash cow move, I’m still praying whoever is in charge at least can treat the IP with some fucking respect. Better not be a repeat of the 6th movie they shit out for Urusei Yatsura’s 10th anniversary back in 1991, after the series had since concluded. That movie and its regressive story were a slap in the face to fans.

Besides that, also having a holy fuck moment realizing the original voice cast are all approaching (or are already in) their 70s. Or are dead.

Not looking forward to the influx of exceptional normies and coomers who will scalp and/or hoard every single original animation cel that gets listed on eBay for the foreseeable future (I totally haven’t been lusting for years over insanely priced painted plastic that I can’t bring myself to purchase). I guarantee those retards will eat it all up.

I guess at least we’ll get new fan art?
Sigh. I wish companies would leave old IPs alone.


Tl;Dr
reeeeeEEEEEEEE HANDS OFF MY WAIFU

edit because retard
I appreciate that they seemed to be trying to respect the original character designs, but that makes the weird coloring of Lum's hair all the more nostalgic. Also, don't think I didn't notice Shinobu's skirt is shorter… Still longer than modern anime averages, but one of the first things I notice in UY and other earlier anime is that the girls' school uniforms are something that I'd actually feel comfortable sending my daughter to school in.

Eh. Maybe this new thing will catch on just enough that they'll start distributing the old stuff on streaming too. Does it have a US distributor yet?
 
I have made Weeb Wars a turf sprint in the lolcow racehorse thread. That's all I have to share.
As the representative of Weeb Wars, I present the field for the Anime Was A Mistake Turf Sprint.

#2 is Jamie Marchi, represented by Beholder
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#3 is Ron Toye, represented by Rich Strike.
However, the horse has been flagged for aggressive behavior towards the outriders and ponying horses and will need to wear a muzzle to prevent another biting incident.
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#4 is Marzgurl, represented by Arms Runner. Yes, that is actually the horse's name. IYKYK
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#5 is Daman Mills represented by Predatory Pricer
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#6 is our wild card, Nick Rekieta represented by Tiz The Law
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The Whale Wars thread is collectively represented by PETA, who will be picketing the event.
#7 is Emmett Plant
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#8 is T Greg Doucette, represented by Charlatan
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The field may or may not be expanded, but it's a turf sprint. It lasts only a little longer than a weeb does in bed. I've contributed my own autism.
 
Some mad lass was able to find the 1993 American Sailor Moon adaptation pilot. Timestamped to the part where the pilot trailer starts; this was the music video that was shown in that old video from some con 20 years ago. But the full pilot episode follows right after.


So this is what I missed the dance for? You guys are in for it, and if I break a nail, you guys are really in for it.
 
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Something from Anime Feminist during the downtime that amused me.


Vrai Kaiser did a review of the first episode of Chainsaw Man, and it's the usual mid-wittering about capitalism and such, but there was a section about the main character being a homophobe because he doesn't like being touched by men:
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Someone in the comment section took issue:
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Kaiser's excuse that it's fine to ignore sexual abuse because fans of the show are stupid is pretty amusing.
 
i finally got around to rewatching evangelion + end of evangelion and i feel like i understood a lot more the second time. it helps the netflix version has the director’s cut for the last few episodes which gives me more context compared to the sketchy anime site i watched it on originally of the 90’s dub.

that being said, i also ugly cried three separate times during it because i’m an emotional wreck when it comes to anime to the point my stupid ass cried over dragon maid, re-zero, and the presence of minato in a random naruto movie.

unit-01 is my waifu as well thank u
 
How I imagine an anime convention would be with these people who claim to be fans.
Donald fits them to a T
 
Some mad lass was able to find the 1993 American Sailor Moon adaptation pilot. Timestamped to the part where the pilot trailer starts; this was the music video that was shown in that old video from some con 20 years ago. But the full pilot episode follows right after.


So this is what I missed the dance for? You guys are in for it, and if I break a nail, you guys are really in for it.
If they got around to making this a real thing that would absolutely fuck up the timeline. If that set the precedent for western exposure to anime, I feel like weebs would have never existed at all.
 
Some mad lass was able to find the 1993 American Sailor Moon adaptation pilot. Timestamped to the part where the pilot trailer starts; this was the music video that was shown in that old video from some con 20 years ago. But the full pilot episode follows right after.


So this is what I missed the dance for? You guys are in for it, and if I break a nail, you guys are really in for it.
This was very ahead if it's time
 
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