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This Cardcaptor Sakura website that hosts "novelized" versions of the episodes is a fucking weeaboo goldmine.

Weeaboo shit

Some highlights:

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"Matte! Wait a second..."

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"Datte..."

Datte, my Onii-chan always goes to school with Him.

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"Daijoubu, it's just a myth."

"Demo, demo..."

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"Hiyaku, hiyaku!"

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"Yuki da! Hey, why don’t we go outside for a little bit?"

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"Atashi- Yukito-san, I..."

He was still waiting patiently. She had to do it now!

"Yukito-san, I love you!"

And there was silence.

Long, horribly loud silence in which he said nothing and Sakura waited, frozenly.

"Sakura-chan," he finally said, "I like you too."

Honto? She looked up, a gleam of hope in her eyes.

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Do you think the author looks back on this and feels embarrassed? I sincerely hope so. Whoops, I mean: Boku, hontou ni sou wo kibou shite'ru n'da.
 
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This Cardcaptor Sakura website that hosts "novelized" versions of the episodes is a fucking weeaboo goldmine.
I'm dying, I actually tried this shit when I was ten, no joke. I think I did half the Clow Cards season before I got distracted gave up, making up what I thought The Voice, The Sweet, and The Wave, for instance, would've been like due to not knowing about what episodes Kids' WB didn't air.

It's about as embarrassing as those stories about Kero showing up somewhere outside of Japan or in the real world and having to be nursed back to health or something. That wasn't as uncommon as one might think.
 
This Cardcaptor Sakura website that hosts "novelized" versions of the episodes is a fucking weeaboo goldmine.

Weeaboo shit

Some highlights:

-

"Matte! Wait a second..."

-

"Datte..."

Datte, my Onii-chan always goes to school with Him.

-

"Daijoubu, it's just a myth."

"Demo, demo..."

-

"Hiyaku, hiyaku!"

-

"Yuki da! Hey, why don’t we go outside for a little bit?"

-

"Atashi- Yukito-san, I..."

He was still waiting patiently. She had to do it now!

"Yukito-san, I love you!"

And there was silence.

Long, horribly loud silence in which he said nothing and Sakura waited, frozenly.

"Sakura-chan," he finally said, "I like you too."

Honto? She looked up, a gleam of hope in her eyes.

-

Do you think the author looks back on this and feels embarrassed? I sincerely hope so. Whoops, I mean: Boku, hontou ni sou wo kibou shite'ru n'da.
Ask @Syaoran Li about this lol
 
This Cardcaptor Sakura website that hosts "novelized" versions of the episodes is a fucking weeaboo goldmine.

Weeaboo shit

Some highlights:

-

"Matte! Wait a second..."

-

"Datte..."

Datte, my Onii-chan always goes to school with Him.

-

"Daijoubu, it's just a myth."

"Demo, demo..."

-

"Hiyaku, hiyaku!"

-

"Yuki da! Hey, why don’t we go outside for a little bit?"

-

"Atashi- Yukito-san, I..."

He was still waiting patiently. She had to do it now!

"Yukito-san, I love you!"

And there was silence.

Long, horribly loud silence in which he said nothing and Sakura waited, frozenly.

"Sakura-chan," he finally said, "I like you too."

Honto? She looked up, a gleam of hope in her eyes.

-

Do you think the author looks back on this and feels embarrassed? I sincerely hope so. Whoops, I mean: Boku, hontou ni sou wo kibou shite'ru n'da.
Oh fuck me that's just ridiculous but not the first time I've run across it. This at least takes place where there's a Japanese connection as it started with animu. I've run across fanfics which had ZERO connection to Glorious Nippon and they still had to throw in randumb Japanese words. And it wasn't like just one person. It was everybody.
 
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