- Joined
- May 25, 2013
"Jack Stryker is basically me if I was a Marine."
Yeah, I mean, don't you remember? He's a FORMER, RETIRED, WOUNDED, DISABLED VETERAN Marine now.
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"Jack Stryker is basically me if I was a Marine."
Don't forget he's also a RAPE VICTIM.Yeah, I mean, don't you remember? He's a FORMER, RETIRED, WOUNDED, DISABLED VETERAN Marine now.
Yeah, I mean, don't you remember? He's a FORMER, RETIRED, WOUNDED, DISABLED VETERAN Marine now.
Don't forget he's also a RAPE VICTIM.
This has probably been discussed to death elsewhere, but here 'goes anyway.
Jace doesn't seem to be able to associate the words he says with what they actually mean. And this goes beyond words that often have some situational ambiguity to them (e.g. "I was virtually raped!!!"); remember when he kept telling his mom and others that the homos had "assassinated" him numerous times? I mean, assassinated has a pretty clear-cut definition, even to a moron like Jace, and yet he desperately shouts that he was assassinated (despite not being dead). I am sure this same kind of thinking oozes through his brain when he desperately shouts that he's a "former retired PTSD private corporal commander wounded m'reen what-the-fuck-ever." He just vomits words that he's heard before assuming they will mean the same to others as they do in his head, like a parrot. (RRRAAAAAK! Fuel the fight!)
I love that virtual Cena trolls Jace.Jace seems to look to John Cena as a Father figure- which has already been proposed before- and apparently talks like some caricature of a gangster rapper. In usual SimCena fashion he's best friends with Jace (so Jace can hang out with him 24/7) yet abandons him at a crucial juncture (this time in not killing Richard rather than in stealing Jaces cyber-girlfriend). Still, if Jace at some point manages to reach the young adult stage of his Simlife I suspect we may see some drama as Cena has the Paparazzi job which means if Stryker manages to get famous (or Jace cheats him up to 5 star fame) we can expect Cena to turn up at least once at an inopportune time to take embarrassing photos- especially if Jace recreates the spiral into despair which marked his first Sim livestreams.
I love that virtual Cena trolls Jace.
Also 5 hours? God damn.
Damn. Well thank you everyone else for watching and summing things up. You are better people than I.The majority of it was the Deagle Nation ad.
Damn. Well thank you everyone else for watching and summing things up. You are better people than I.
Fact Zone was pretty good. Definitely a few memorable lines. I'm just starting into a very emotionally charged Sims 3 session. I really want to know what happened with his dad...
That and the Cenaphone were a couple of the only funny parts of the Sims portion of the stream, to me."Yo, little nigga! Sit down here. Big Cena's gonna show you all the cheat codes!"
Oh my god, I'm dying. The rest of it has been really sad, though.
Some of Jace's earlier freakout was hilarious simply because of how surreal it was. Like, seeing a grown man tell a Sims person to "talk to Cena" while waving a doll around. But it slide from disturbingly hilarious to just disturbingly depressing as it continued. The last few minutes was probably the most upsetting thing I've seen in a while.That and the Cenaphone were a couple of the only funny parts of the Sims portion of the stream, to me.