weigh in - 7/29/2018

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I'm about to give up on this boring fat cunt. I don't need Xanax at night because I can fall asleep listening to her videos. Wake me up when Becky leaves her.
 
Calls it a "weigh in" video... doesn't actually weigh in. Unless I see her actually step on the scale, I can only assume she's steadily gaining.
We can see from Eric's vlogs she consistently went out to eat until a few days ago when the whole house decided to eat better and "hold each other accountable". Dying to know how that's going.
Big AL has been suspiciously missing from his videos since that announcement. I imagine she ordered him to stop showing those full-body shots of her.
 
I'm going to have to agree with Owlflaps here. Honestly, those of you who are writing summaries and synopses and actually sitting through the entirety of her videos are soldiers.

Many folks are actually tapping out at this point. It's very telling when not even Kiwis are enthused enough to watch anymore.
 
"My job is so weird. Even though some people call it a hobby."

No, honey, YOU call it a hobby when you get too much heat about being consistent and maintaining quality. You know, when people comment that if you flaked on a legit job as you do with YT, you would have been fired.
 
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This cow vs. cow drama is the most entertaining thing to have happened in the Big AL saga in ages.
Chantal's also ridiculous, but the fact that she called out AL for her rape lahhs, her scootering and even her sticker collection is more satisfying than a dinner portion of orange chicken with a side of extra rice.
 
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Another weight loss challenge she is going to fail.
#countdown to 600lbs
 
I am really hoping for more of the fat gorl in-fighting. and I’m really excited for commentary videos. AL is such a piece of shit that nothing exciting will happen until she finally admits she is bedbound. I am here for this.
 
I have an urge to go through her back catalogue and splice together every time over the years that she does the same stuff over and over again with no success... It really baffles me that someone who has recorded the last five years of their life can have so little self awareness. Also, yeah, I'm hoping the Chantel vs. Amber fight goes somewhere, at least they might get their blood pumping over something (aside from the strain it takes to keep their bodies functioning under all of that weight)... War of the Whales, I'm down.
 
Oh boy I'd hate to be in the homo house today, AL probably had Necky running (lol) all over Tucky for food.
The screeching is probably unbearable, no wonder that poor dog is so fucking nervous all the time.
Best part about this is? This introduces the new asspatters to AL lying about rape through Chantal.
 
"My job is so weird. Even though some people call it a hobby."

No, honey, YOU call it a hobby when you get too much heat about being consistent and maintaining quality. You know, when people comment that if you flaked on a legit job as you do with YT, you would have been fired.
She DID say once that YouTube isn't my job, it's my hobby so I'll upload whatever I want, whenever I want.

Jfc amber, just use one of countless journals you have and keep track of all the laahs you say
 
That pimple just behind her piercing! It's been there for how much? A month? More? It's fucking disgusting.
And her eyebrows... or the lack of them... she looks like those artistic kids who bleach them in an attempt at looking special and just end up with the face of an alien with half of its forehead burned by acids. At least during her luxurious vacation in Lexinton she drew shitty lines on her forehead that kinda resembled eyebrows.

Also, is it me, or it's weird that she calls all of her diets 'challenges' every time? It's not a challenge, it's not a game; she hasn't realized that, if she doesn't manage to lose some weight, she'll end up bed bound before December and dead before her 30s. It's somehow astounding, this whole thing.
 
If you're talking about that lump next to her nose, it's been there for years
 
Everything she's trying to do is just... wrong. Which leads me to believe she hasn't actually seen a doctor about her weight problem. You don't do "challenges", you don't weigh yourself daily (once a month is plenty), you don't "diet" for 10 or 14 days or whatever the shit she's babbling about.

You have to have to actually make LIFESTYLE changes, like walking for 20 minutes a day, that would be a good starting point for her. Next would be no fast food. Fast food will rape your wallet and it will make you fatter faster than anything else you can possibly eat. Another good idea is not to decrease the amount of food, but rather decrease the amount of calories. So if you usually eat a giant bowl of ice cream, eat a giant bowl of fruit instead.

If you go on a starvation type diet for two weeks you're just going to fuck up your metabolism, it'll go into panic mode, grind to a halt and then when you go off the diet you'll gain all the weight back plus a bunch extra while your metabolism starts back up again.
 
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It’s so boring now. To keep me entertained, I kept track of some Amberisms. And, also the number of times she mentioned eating. Not losing, not weight watchers, but eating, and that was 8 times.

Amberisms:
Not sure what channel is gonna intil=(entail.)
I’ll have it figured out to the tee
Chit chat Chelsea
Weight watchers:deedee deedee doodoo.
Makeup looks like swamp fever
Comments were putting me in negative energy
That was an accomplishment on itself.
Chit chat talkity talk.

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