The Great Green Blanket is a cult of cannibalistic anprim paleovegan ecoterrorists in Oregon and NorCal, originating in Portland. They rationalize that humanity at large has adopted an anthropocentric worldview that voluntarily distinguishes ourselves from animals, thus doing harm to humans does not violate the principles of veganism; however, since they adhere to a paleo diet, they can only eat people who also adhere to a paleo diet, since things like artificial sweeteners and preservatives find their way into the meat. Drinking diet cola or other drinks with aspartame is an effective way to ward them off because they're so emaciated that they can literally smell it on you and leave you alone, and I wouldn't recommend anybody wander the wastes of California without at least a sixer. Just be sure to double check the labels; Stevia is natural and it won't save you.