WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE | 4.12.18

[Bitchy McFucknut]

I seriously think they do weigh ins in the dark so AL can shift her weight and Becky won’t notice. In this video ALs weight didn’t even finalize and it kept fluctuating.

I was just thinking about that during yesterday's video...I know she has an industrial size scale large enough to weigh a Subaru, but I've never in my life seen a scale fluctuate back and forth that much.

 

[NemmaSis]

When Becky was talking about her emo getup that she used to wear to the beach, and Amber interrupts her screeching, "That's so me! I wear black pants to the beach now!"
No shit dumdum. Those signature black stretch pants are the only thing we've even seen her in during her 4 years on youtube. This doesn't mean you're like Becky as an emo teenager, it just means nothing else can possibly fit you. But anything to steer the conversation back to her I guess.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Like everything in life, everything is different for everyone. Not here to tell ya how to diet.

What I will say though.... is whatever method Amberlynn is using I would not suggest to anyone else.

Ah, gotcha.

And yeah, what Hamber is doing is the anti-diet.

 

[4Macie]

I was just thinking about that during yesterday's video...I know she has an industrial size scale large enough to weigh a Subaru, but I've never in my life seen a scale fluctuate back and forth that much.

I've seen a scale fluctuate that much a bunch of times...like at the vet when an animal won't stand still.

I wouldn't be surprised if what's happening is that AL gets on the scale, puts her hand on a table for "balance" and puts weight on the table to give herself some loss. But because she knows a sudden 10lb loss would be suspect, she has to vary the weight she's putting on the table. But then she removes her hand too fast and all of a sudden she's 5lbs heavier than she was last week, so she puts more weight on her hand, rinse and repeat until she's got a reasonable loss.

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

I've seen a scale fluctuate that much a bunch of times...like at the vet when an animal won't stand still.

Point taken. I guess I retract the "never" in my statement. I, too, have seen the scale fluctuate at the vet, or even at the pediatrician when children won't keep still.

But she's a 27 year old woman who should know how to stand still, on her feet for 30 seconds. I just don't understand how it fluctuates so much even right there at the end. It's like it never gets a stable read, because it goes back and for so rapidly. Even the vet scales lock on a final number after a few seconds.

 

[melissarendato]

It does? Hmmm, sometimes I end up skipping lunch (which if I didn't would just end up being a quick sandwich on low carb bread), and I've been losing a steady 2-4 lbs per week with daily workouts. Am I hurting my metabolism?

As for Becky missing meals, honestly I can't say I blame her given the slop Amber makes.

yeah you're fat you're hurting your metabolism and you're going to stay fat til you die you powerleveling fuck

 

[4Macie]

Point taken. I guess I retract the "never" in my statement. I, too, have seen the scale fluctuate at the vet, or even at the pediatrician when children won't keep still.

But she's a 27 year old woman who should know how to stand still, on her feet for 30 seconds. I just don't understand how it fluctuates so much even right there at the end. It's like it never gets a stable read, because it goes back and for so rapidly. Even the vet scales lock on a final number after a few seconds.

I believe we have the same point XD

She SHOULD be standing still, but she's not. She's deliberately fluctuating the scale to get results that match her narrative. I would not at all be surprised if her 'weigh ins' are in fact the best 'weigh in' she had that week. Everyone fluctuates by a couple pounds daily. Water retention and going to the bathroom are our biggest contributors to that. Amberlynn probably tries several 'weigh ins', picking the best one, before she shows it to her fans.

 

[sunnyflowers99]

I've seen a scale fluctuate that much a bunch of times...like at the vet when an animal won't stand still.

I wonder if her thighs are so large she can't stand within the scales platform. She probably has to keep shifting her weight around to stay on.

 

[Long time lurker]

AL wants to use antibiotics as an anti-depression because they're great for Becky's mood.

Of all the stupid things Amber said, this is one of the worse. Maybe, just maybe, Becky's mood was bad because she was sick. Taking antibiotics cured her sickness, so she isn't grumpy anymore.

Which would in turn be a self-sustaining cycle of panic because what, these two live on social security or something

They don't.

got off the scale and stripped naked

She's being doing that for a while. The other day she even weighted her garments - I think it was a dress and she claims it was 1.4lb.

I give it two weeks. Which is probably being generous.

I give it less than a day, if she even tries it.

I wonder if her thighs are so large she can't stand within the scales platform. She probably has to keep shifting her weight around to stay on.

Amber bought an industrial(or semi-industrial) scale that is meant to weigh big packages. I think it's large enough.

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

I believe we have the same point XD

Eeeeek! You're right, sorry about that. I got ya now! You're absolutely right. I definitely see her purposely fucking with the results to match her narrative. That's something we all know is happening, of course. I think what baffled us is actually seeing it fluctuate so rapidly, and her thinking that it's completely acceptable as a reasonable, true weigh-in. She knows we're going to call her on her bullshit, so why does she continue to try and "pull a fast one" on us?

What ever makes Albert's CPAP machine hum at night, I guess!

 

[Optimus Prime]

She knows we're going to call her on her bullshit, so why does she continue to try and "pull a fast one" on us?

Because she's lied so much through her life that it's her natural response to everything she doesn't want to admit the truth about.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Does she have to go to one of those truck stop weigh stations or do they use the ocean and water dispersal to determine the actual numbers?

If she actually lost weight to get down to a healthy amount, would it throw the Earth's orbit out of whack?

How far would the stock price of Nutella crash? McDonald's?