Weightlifting for Kiwis - Discussion and support regarding the art of swole

I'm traveling Europe and haven't been able to workout regularly since March and it's PISSING ME OFF. Traveling is gay, bros. I just want to go back to the gym.
 
Bench press PR and an important personal milestone reached. Deadlift feels a lot better than last time I tried this weight.

My shitty rotator cuff injury I got like a decade ago keeps bothering me so I might need to see what's wrong with it sooner rather than later. Maybe at the same time I get my hand with the poorly mended bone looked at too.
 
VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
Judging people based on their looks is verboten in leftoid fag circles so they can't admit that someone who works out looks more attractive than some skinnyfat schlub. To admit that someone who is fitter than you is more attractive than you is to admit that so many pillars of modern progressive soyfag religion are false and lies (healthy at any size, all people are equal in every way, women are just as capable and strong as men, men can be women and women can be men, etc etc etc). As such they must deny it lest the cracks start to form at the foundation of their belief structure.

Being able to cook is probably attractive but there's:
1. No way to show someone you can cook when you first meet them
2. No way women get sexually aroused over your ability to make a steak sandwich
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In fairness, looks (in a partner) matter less to women than they do to men, and matter less to women than status does. Plenty of women "settle" for bald fat slobs when the bald fat slob can provide a more comfortable life for her and her hypothetical children, and contrary to incel cope it doesn't automatically mean she's out getting railed by chads behind his back, though it doesn't mean she isn't either. There's also a false dichotomy there that isn't really false, because for most of human history and the entirety of prehistory the ability to acquire and provide resources was inextricably tied to physical fitness, but now the kind of activities that result in the accumulation of wealth are almost entirely sedentary, and to some degree pursuing physical fitness comes at the expense of pursuing wealth or status or anything else, outside of really specific circumstances like playing a children's game at an extremely high level or getting jews to pay you to train so you look good when you lie for them in their propaganda films. Most people don't get paid to be fit.

However, all of that is completely moot because tailoring your life to what women supposedly want is retarded; if you sacrifice your dreams to follow someone else's dreams, you're going to end up unhappy and unfulfilled, and even if it works in landing you a woman it will be a woman with different values and goals than yours, and if you succeed from a biologist's standpoint and reproduce then that's even worse because your children will be raised by two people who don't share the same values or dreams, at least one of whom is unhappy and unfulfilled because he gave up on his dreams. This applies to fitness but also to everything else, if you give up on your dreams in order to be more popular you will never be happy regardless of how well it works. You will spend the rest of your life not doing the things you love, not being the person you want to be, and isolated from the people who would have appreciated you for who you really are. It is the ultimate Monkey's Paw.

Getting fit because you think it will get you laid is retarded, but choosing not to get fit because you think that will get you laid is even more retarded; both scenarios end with unhappiness but at least in one of them you're fit and healthy.
 
VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
Do you do ANY lifts or are you pathologically afraid of injuring every part of your body so you just sit around posting reddit tier soyence all day? Think about the carpal tunnel injuries you're getting.
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I do lifts that don't kill you or hips or shoulders. This is not soyence or redditor. Hookgrips are retarded, OHPs are retarded, this is based on REASON, and am not the only one that say it
 
Ripping 200lbs over your head gets your woman’s pussy wet, makes children awestruck, and niggas to call you BIG DAWG. Hamstring curls do not. Be retarded.

And stop microwaving fish.
 
HowlingChasm said:
Ripping 200lbs over your head gets your woman’s pussy wet, makes children awestruck, and niggas to call you BIG DAWG. Hamstring curls do not. Be retarded.

And stop microwaving fish.
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My existence causes fathers bringing their kids to the park to suddenly start jogging and doing bodyweight squats. It's a pattern.
 
Since we’re asking retard questions here’s another one from me, what’s a nice relaxing podcast on the subject? I like to listen to podcasts to fall asleep and I think I’d like one about good form and whether or not OHP is for power autists
 
24nagging said:
I do lifts that don't kill you or hips or shoulders. This is not soyence or redditor. Hookgrips are retarded, OHPs are retarded, this is based on REASON, and am not the only one that say it
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Lifting anything over your head is cool. OHP and overhead squatting are cool. Granted I haven't done either recently since I've become a dyel cardio enjoyer lately, but reading your post makes me want to get back into it.
 
VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
so they can't admit that someone who works out looks more attractive than some skinnyfat schlub. To admit that someone who is fitter than you is more attractive than you is to admit that so many pillars of modern progressive soyfag religion are false and lies
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this is why exercise, effort and self-actualization is so often demonized today, particularly amongst the soy religion. these people are too narcissistic to admit or accept that they aren't "perfect just the way they are" and that they (in hypothesis) have more potential than being a obese reddit deadbeat. they would probably end themselves if they could. so they just put down the capable people/try to turn the capable into one of them to prolong their inevitable demise.

but on that point, i've always wondered about the people who work out and get good gains just to subscribe to this type of shit anyways (yes they exist). i can't imagine putting in that much effort to still be a fag.
VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
2. No way women get sexually aroused over your ability to make a steak sandwich
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:optimistic:
24nagging said:
yeah well you know that's just like your opinion man
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can you like kys or something
 
long waters said:
Lifting anything over your head is cool. OHP and overhead squatting are cool. Granted I haven't done either recently since I've become a dyel cardio enjoyer lately, but reading your post makes me want to get back into it.
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yeah dude Eddie Hall can throw nonces straight into Hell practical lifting has huge benefits I need to get back in the gym

 
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