Weird Dreams Thread

[Sigyn]

I recently had a dream that @BOLDYSPICY! was a centuries-old vampire and I came to visit her in her stately Victorian mansion and then I got locked in her bathroom and ghosts tried to kill me.

Y'all have any weird dreams lately?

(Be smart, no powerlevel shit)

 

[OldInternetMeme]

I had this weird ass dream once, where sons of former slaves and sons of former slave owners sat down together and chilled.

 

[meatslab]

My favorite weird dream this month has been the one where my black cat Jammies was sitting in a tiny, cat sized hot tub in my kitchen giving me financial advice and filing her nails while I threw ham slices on her.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I had a dream where my dad ran around a giant garage in a pink dress while screaming in a womanly voice. Make of that what you will.

 

[voiceguy]

I once dreamed I was being pursued by a baby with razor-sharp stainless steel dentures.

 

[MalWart]

I had a dream that I was on a cruise ship, and they had a deck reserved exclusively for Australian people. I decided to go down there and spout out as many offensive stereotypes as I could.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

My best dream was from many years ago and is a very long complicated story, but basically Dee Snider of Twisted Sister told me I had inherited a lumberyard.

Very recently I dreamed I was witnessing the crucifixion of a man bodypainted to look like Sonic the Hedgehog.

 

[Bluebird]

I once dreamed I was being pursued by a baby with razor-sharp stainless steel dentures.

My brother had that dream once.
Also, last week i dreamed that he (my brother) bought the house across the street from us because the bathroom there was really nice and fancy. We only used the house for its bathroom.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I had a dream I was hanging out with a bunch of random generic Kiwis but everyone's favorite Croatian Rapist Wannabe was also there for some reason. He actually said something funny and people laughed, but when he went for a fistbump he was rejected.


I think the message is Jesus Christ I spend way too much time reading these idiot forums.

 

[Melkor]

I had a dream last night that Slenderman was trying to get me and I was hiding in my kitchen. I couldn't talk about him otherwise he would show up by the windows over where my stove is, so I was huddled up and trying to explain to my mom why I was hiding.

Oh, I also ended up running him over before waking up.

 

[cypocryphy]

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

After Friday's movie night I dreamt I was still online watching movies and reading the chat feed. My entire dream was a Kiwi farms chat feed.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I just had a very long dream where I was trying to make a flight and had things block me from getting to the airport. It was Seattle international airport

 

[MalWart]

I had a weird dream in which my brother and I dared ourselves to eat objects covered in the opposite person's jizz. I was forced to eat a copy of CWC's license that my brother came on, and my brother had to eat a turd covered in my jizz.

I honestly don't know what caused me to have such a fucked up dream. (No homo, BTW)

 

[Carlos Thin]

I once had a dream where I posted something on the kiwi farms and every action I made gave it more and more dislikes, and I think I avoid this place for about 2-3 week afterwards.

Edit: My weirder dreams are dreams I wake up from and have to re-evaluate my life from. I ain't sharing those...

 

[Motherboard]

I recently had a dream that took place in my neighborhood, and I'd been doing god-knows-what when out of nowhere, my dad rushes to his gun closet and breaks the glass door instead of finding the key, in a mass fucking panic. My mother and sister aren't there.

As it turns out, there'd been some fucked up PSA on TV about staying indoors with all entrances barricaded no matter what. The reason for it was the twisted hellhound creature with, as I clearly remember, a sideways mouth that stretched from its muzzle to its chest. It ate my father.

Don't proofread your buddy's horror story before passing the fuck out.

 

[AnOminous]

I once had a dream where I posted something on the kiwi farms and every action I made gave it more and more dislikes, and I think I avoid this place for about 2-3 week afterwards.

Edit: My weirder dreams are dreams I wake up from and have to re-evaluate my life from. I ain't sharing those...

Dreams are just bullshit your brain generates when deciding what memories to discard and what to stow in long-term memory. Or something.

 

[fishercat]

I had a dream once where I was standing on a cartoony desert island and trying to capture and train an orca using a squirt gun.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Dreams are just bullshit your brain generates when deciding what memories to discard and what to stow in long-term memory. Or something.

The only dream I trust is a Fleetwood Mac song

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I just had a dream where I got drunk. It was terrible but in the dream I was thinking that I would rather just have sake than wine