Weird Dreams Thread

[TheLateGreatBate]

Last night, I dreamt I was in a wax museum looking at various sculptures when I saw a metal skull studded with gems in the corner of one of the exhibition rooms. It was oddly out of place, but I thought nothing of it. When I went outside, four of the sculpted people were walking out of the fountain in front of the entrance. They were a sumo wrestler (who ended most of his sentences in "suumoooo"), an alligator standing upright, a scrawny albino guy in a sailor's uniform and a knight.

They came up to me and said that since I looked at their forms right before looking at the skull, they came to life to serve me. I said that I didn't need serving and told them to do what they wanted, so the alligator hung out in a costume shop to scare people, the knight went to a bar to show off how much he could drink and the albino guy cowered behind the sumo wrestler all the time.

 

[Positron]

I was looking for my pair of slippers. They used to be so easy to find but how come I can't find them anymore? I wandered here and there and I was tired of walking barefeet. I came across the shooting of a movie, an espionage of sorts. The cool femme fatale was putting something in a little girl's Minion knapsack. I had a feeling that this must be a pair of slippers. Then I was watching a financial documentary about some upstart firms in China, how they grew out from a few thousand dollars into multibillion businesses. I thought if I had that kind of money I must get myself a hundred pairs of bespoke slippers from John Lobb.

 

[Ido]

Every time I let my lizard sleep for the night in his favorite cubby hole in my headboard I have dreams of getting like 10 more lizards. Every time.

 

[KiwiMisetté]

I recall having a dream about this site/Chris... though I could barely recall some details...

For instance, apparently CWC was known by everyone around the world that time; and I recall seeing a Korean poster about him.

Oh, and did I say Kiwi Farms had an IRL version in that dream?

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I recall having a dream about this site/Chris... though I could barely recall some details...

For instance, apparently CWC was known by everyone around the world that time; and I recall seeing a Korean poster about him.

Oh, and did I say Kiwi Farms had an IRL version in that dream?

Funny that you mention CWC, I just remembered a dream I had like three years ago where I was hanging out in a sauna with the three most prominent Chrises I got to know through the internet: Chris Voigt aka SexuaLobster, Chris Ho aka Internet Personality Vangelus and of course classic OPL. Nothing really interesting happened, we were just sitting in a circle slightly hunched forward with out hands on our knees, staring at each other intensely, with only the occasional moans and groans leaving tightly shut lips breaking the gentle sound of water steaming on hot coal. Strangely, Chris-Chan didn't stink at all.

 

[Ido]

Well, in bad a super weird one just like an hour ago. A scary ghost clown chased a girl (who wasn't me but I was was controlling for some reason?) And her bf (?) Into a busy hospital, girl saw a dead body on a bed in the hallway, called 911. But it was to late, there was another dead body next to that one being chopped up by clown at the exact same time, it saw me calling 911 and chopped like 3 of my fingers off with a sword.

Then things got really fucking weird, because I was in a lot of irl pain so I half woke up, remembered the clown scare and the clown themed movie night and the rest occured:

So it turned into kiwi farms, as in some random asshole tagged @entropyseekswork, a bunch of other people and "@all of movie night" so everyone tagged like teleported into the weird clown hospital. But being kiwi' s, we fucking annoyed the clown to shit, by the end it just fucking wanted to leave, don't remember what we did tho. Probably doxed it, point is, it ran out the fuckifucking door so @Null ran over it in a car. And that's how it ended.

I honestly have no fucking idea why it happened, but it did and it scared me that this is the second really weird kiwi* dream that I've had. Really, why?

*edit

 

[RI 360]

Well, in bad a super weird one just like an hour ago. A scary ghost clown chased a girl (who wasn't me but I was was controlling for some reason?) And her bf (?) Into a busy hospital, girl saw a dead body on a bed in the hallway, called 911. But it was to late, there was another dead body next to that one being chopped up by clown at the exact same time, it saw me calling 911 and chopped like 3 of my fingers off with a sword.

Then things got really fucking weird, because I was in a lot of irl pain so I half woke up, remembered the clown scare and the clown themed movie night and the rest occured:

So it turned into kiwi farms, as in some random asshole tagged @entropyseekswork, a bunch of other people and "@all of movie night" so everyone tagged like teleported into the weird clown hospital. But being kiwi' s, we fucking annoyed the clown to shit, by the end it just fucking wanted to leave, don't remember what we did tho. Probably doxed it, point is, it ran out the fuckifucking door so @Null ran over it in a car. And that's how it ended.

I honestly have no fucking idea why it happened, but it did and it scared me that this is the second really weird if dream that I've had. Really, why?

lol we cyberbullied a murderous clown into packing it up and going home.

 

[DildoGaggins]

Had a weird dream that I was in a cheapo airport and saw Margo waiting to get on a plane, I wanted take pics to put them on here but was too chicken. Tfw the Farms is now appart of your subconscious.

 

[Antipathy]

I had a dream where I got into a fistfight with my father over operating systems.

Funny thing is, he's not even that big of a tech geek.

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

I dreamed I was at a Jurassic-Park-style wildlife refuge for creatures that were totally harmless and don't exist. I was in the rainforest/wetlands section and getting close to the "woodfish" (a cross between sturgeons and weedy sea dragons which were about ten feet long and spent most of their time on the river bottom sleeping) when some rich yahoo who looked like Axl Rose came in on a jet ski and was running over the parkgoers who were in the river with the woodfish, including me (I got dragged along under the jet ski for about thirty seconds and couldn't breathe). We got our revenge later in the savanna section by encouraging a group of chocobos to trample him.
...My subconscious is weird.

 

[Wraith]

I dreamed I was at a Jurassic-Park-style wildlife refuge for creatures that were totally harmless and don't exist. I was in the rainforest/wetlands section and getting close to the "woodfish" (a cross between sturgeons and weedy sea dragons which were about ten feet long and spent most of their time on the river bottom sleeping) when some rich yahoo who looked like Axl Rose came in on a jet ski and was running over the parkgoers who were in the river with the woodfish, including me (I got dragged along under the jet ski for about thirty seconds and couldn't breathe). We got our revenge later in the savanna section by encouraging a group of chocobos to trample him.
...My subconscious is weird.

I now want Axl Rose pics of him on a jet ski performing the "jump the shark" thing, but with people. Thank you for that.

 

[AnOminous]

Whenever you post to this thread, you're just giving ZOG your secret thoughts so they know what to use to torture you in Room 101.

 

[cypocryphy]

I had a dream that National Lampoon made a movie about Aunt Bethany and Uncle Lewis from "Christmas Vacation" when they were young in the 1920's.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Whenever you post to this thread, you're just giving ZOG your secret thoughts so they know what to use to torture you in Room 101.

You don't say!

Umm... the absolute worst nightmare of my life was getting a triple tittyfuck from Holly Peers, Danielle Sharp and Sophie Howard. It was sooooo horrible, I thought I'd die of fright before waking up! It'd be pure and utter agony if I was telepathically forced to relive it over and over again for the rest of my life. I just couldn't stand that kind of torture, the suffering would be just too much. I'd totally not want that, no siree!

Now come get me, Jews!

 

[Antipathy]

I had a nightmare about getting doxxed.

 

[kitty shit]

Well last night I dreamed I gave birth to a baby without knowing I was pregnant, and then trying to make my boyfriend go out and buy some diapers, baby clothing, a stroller, and a crib - but he just wouldn't. He said the baby didn't need any of that. I was so mad.

I should probably stop watching TLC.

 

[Tlazolli]

My dreams mostly involve dead decomposing infants that come back to life to haunt me, cartel violence and the mutilated decomposing bodies they leave behind, a lot of rotting human remains.

 

[heymate]

I dreamt that my hand was in a weird, cramped, uncomfortable position for no reason. It felt broken, but it didn't really hurt; it was just inconvenient. That's kind of it.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

This is a dream from a while ago, but I had a dream where I was on a road trip and some people who hated me (exes and old friends) decided to try and convince everyone I was the Zodiac Killer.

There were two billboards I saw referencing this; one of them had a bunch of pictures of serial killers, and then my Twitter icon, that said something along the lines of "What's the difference between all of these people? One of them hasn't been caught and convicted. Sylvie Paula Paula is the Zodiac Killer."
The other one just had a picture of my Twitter icon with a bunch of arrows pointing at it with the words "THIS IS THE ZODIAC KILLER'S TRUE FACE." written on it. Below that was "Sylvie Paula Paula is the Zodiac Killer."

Except my Twitter icon at the time (and even now) wasn't a picture of my real face, and it never has been.

 

[Evilboshe]

The other night I had a dream that I met Milo Stewart, except she was just a sweet girl with some weird ideas about gender and stuff, and not such a fucked up freak. I honestly didn't mind talking to her too much once I got her off the subject of social justice.