Weird Dreams Thread

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I had a dream that my mother in law flew us up to Maine for my husband's birthday just so we could go to Chilie's. It was the going to Chilie's part that woke me up in a panic.

Qwerty haq said:
I had a dream about a skinwalker eating my cat 2 nights ago and last night i had a follow up dream to that with a half-decayed horse corpse on my living room floor.
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Sounds like you need a priest or something.
 
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Didn't know this thread existed (thanks @BipolarPon). I remember a very specific dream from many months ago where the Kiwi Farms's homepage had some pony theme, I think the intent was to fuck with visitors for some reason.
 
small powerlevel but I recently went through an unexpected friendship breakup. It came out of nowhere and was very ugly. I went to sleep for the next few nights completely sick to my stomach and wondering if I ever knew the person at all. In the most recent dream, my friend came to me and said "It's going to be ok, we can keep our happy memories," and we laid down next to each other on my bed for the rest of the dream in what seemed like real time. We didn't say anything else and were just next to each other for hours. When I woke up, I was so comforted, and even remembering it now is calming. It was strange; that dream was exactly what I needed. I'm sure my brain calculated all the missing chemical signals and created that dream on purpose but man, I'm grateful because it was a great dream.
 
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Jaiman said:
Didn't know this thread existed (thanks @BipolarPon). I remember a very specific dream from many months ago where the Kiwi Farms's homepage had some pony theme, I think the intent was to fuck with visitors for some reason.
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I can imagine the salt.
 
I remember once I had a dream where I saw a fanfiction that was pretty normal (as in, nothing fucked up happened in it), except for the fact that every other word was strikethroughed. I sent the author a message asking them why that was the case, and they posted an angry rant about me and then blocked me on social media.
 
So last night I dreamed I was watching some documentary about New Guinea, and it described how the place was a shithole full of corruption, poverty, and crime (in addition to mentioning the pedophile tribes). One of the guys interviewed was a police officer named Chad. Chad was boasting about he easily he could steal things as a cop, and he how everyone would always pay him protection money and shit. Chad didn't think he was doing anything wrong, and since he was one of the local bosses in the New Guinean police, no one could do anything about it.
 
Last week I had a dream where I was running for president and then I made fun of some random kid with cerebral palsy and lost all my supporters. The dream ended with me shooting myself.

Yeah, I didn’t get it either.
 
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The other day I dreamed again of my childhood friend, which I liked but had to stop seeing because of our a shady mess between our parents.

I was in a huge castle and had to find her before the time ran out, or I would lose her forever.
Needless to say I didnt manage to find her in time.

I always feel like shit when I dream of her, even to this day.
 
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It was a few days ago and I had the strangest dream. There was a demon in my house so, like any sane person in a dream, I fucked it to death. Naturally, this presented a problem. So I thereupon performed a ritual to resurrect the demon. The lights in the room went out and objects in the room started pointing at me in an accusatory manner. The rest of the dream was me just awkwardly looking at the objects and spinning them around to see if they'd go back to pointing at me.

Dear kiwifarms psychologists, please interpret this dream and tell me if this dream was caused by early childhood experiences.
 
I dreamed that my best friend was actually a shit-loving lolcow and he was featured here. Everyone's all up in arms making fun of him. I felt bad for him but at the same time I felt betrayed.

I woke up, and moments later somehow the phrase "in the end, we are all lolcows" echoed in my head.
 
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I have dreamed it before.

I'm an author of child's books. I lose my daughter to a drink driver. It wrecks my marriage. It destroys my career; I can't stand to write happy stories for kids when my Lena is dead.

Eventually a therapist suggests: Write a dark, horrible children's book. Don't let good triumph. Kill them all.

I do it. I feel better. I can write regular kid's books again.

Then the bad book starts happening in real life. I have no idea how. Clearly I am responsible, but I have no way to fucking stop it.

I will dream it again.
 
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This might sound like a lolrandom made-up dream but I swear I had it

Me, Tony Stark, Donald Trump, and Jackie Chan were in a secret US bunker. Jackie Chan shot Tony Stark in the name of communism, but Tony revealed that his death would shut down the entire Internet forever. Trump began to cry and played the Last Post on a trumpet, which filled Jackie Chan with regret and he began to sob over Tony's corpse.

Flash-forward, I am on an oil rig in the desert, on top of a tall tower. Surrounding the base of the main strut are the corpses of thousands of dead child slaves. I am fighting Miss Trunchbull from Matilda because inside a shack at the top of the strut is the control panel to turn the Internet back on. She does a ground pound but I am on top of the shack and she can't get to me. Eventually she destroys the shack, but a missed charge sends her falling into the pit of children bones.
I turn the internet back on and become a war hero. It continued, but it's fuzzy.
 
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A night or two ago, I had a dream that I moved into a new apartment. Some assholes kept coming over and going into my apartment while I was moving in, and after they had done it a few times, I told them to fuck off and pressed a button to lock a shitty screen door to keep them in a sort of foyer area. They didn't like that, and broke through the screen door. I ran, and, at this point, the apartment turned into my mom's house. I ran into my childhood bedroom holding this thing that was something between a desk phone like you'd see in a generic office cubicle and a Wii U GamePad. I used it to call 911, but this specific device could only call French 911, which was not a French-speaking 911 service, but 911 from France. By this point the assholes were in my apartment and were stealing all of my shit. After awhile, they had gone, and somewhere between 20 minutes and 2 hours after they left, French 911 (they referred to themselves as that) showed up, led by Marine Le Pen. I was pissed because they were too late to do anything, so I repeatedly punched all of them in the stomach.

*yawn*
 
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BigRuler said:
when i wake up from this i'm sweating like crazy and my heart is pounding super fast.
it keeps happening once every few weeks.
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Maybe cut back on coffee (if you're drinking that) and make a relaxed routine for yourself before bed? I have no authority on this topic, but that sucks and you seem stressed out.
 
I had gotten a painting of David Lee Roth into a juried art show and was patting myself on the back for my success, but some asshole who was getting too excited over the venue's refreshments spilled hummus all over it. It wasn't even good quality hummus, it was all watery and badly blended. I was just as offended by the poor quality of the hummus as I was by the fact that it was all over my $700 value painting.
 
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