Weird Dreams Thread

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I had a dream where I started drawing furry vore commissions for money, but my stipulation was that I would only do it if it was as de-sexualized and as close to classic cartoon gags as possible, like having a swallowed character in a stomach holding up a match and trying to figure out how to escape.

I made thousands of dollars drawing the tamest vore possible and I hated myself for doing it.
 
It was actually my best nightmare. Basically, I was walking down the road with two friends, a guy and a girl, and the guy slows down a bit. I turn to ask him what he saw, when he grabs me from behind, holds me tight—like, not getting out at all tight (helps that I was already a chick in the dream)—and whispers in my ear an admittedly really dumb phrase: "I was born on the cold November". What does it mean? As far as I can tell, absolutely nothing, but the feeling of someone holding you in a way where you're not getting out and being aggressively whispered to is something.

I hope I get that dream again, it was awesome.
 
I had a dream where Henry Rollins was trying to kill me. He was chasing me in this black car. No matter how fast I went he just kept gaining on me on a road with no end. And he was laughing maniacally. It was terrifying. And I actually woke up several times and fell back asleep and the dream just picked up from where it left off. When I finally broke free I was scared of Henry Rollins for awhile. Which sucks because I like Henry Rollins. It's just that the dream was so horrific and felt so real and I literally couldn't get out of it. So I was temporarily freaked out by him for a short time.
 
I had a dream where Henry Rollins was trying to kill me. He was chasing me in this black car. No matter how fast I went he just kept gaining on me on a road with no end. And he was laughing maniacally.

At least he wasn't in devil makeup like in the Liar video.
 
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I have a recurring dream where I'm a scientist working on a cure for a dreaming plague that is afflicting all of humanity. People keep falling asleep uncontrollably.

The problem is, we scientists are afflicted too. We keep dreaming that we cured it, then waking up to find that we didn't. I wake up in the dream over and over.

I sweat for a good half hour after such a dream, praying that it's over, praying that it's a dream.
 
I had a dream where Henry Rollins was trying to kill me. He was chasing me in this black car. No matter how fast I went he just kept gaining on me on a road with no end. And he was laughing maniacally. It was terrifying. And I actually woke up several times and fell back asleep and the dream just picked up from where it left off. When I finally broke free I was scared of Henry Rollins for awhile. Which sucks because I like Henry Rollins. It's just that the dream was so horrific and felt so real and I literally couldn't get out of it. So I was temporarily freaked out by him for a short time.

If I were dreaming that it would have gone sexual real fast.
 
I've once again proven that I spend too much time here because I had another Kiwifarms dream. This time you could change your username whenever you wanted as many times as you wanted, and I was trying to do a Halloween variant of my usual name. One of my ideas MerriedxPumpkins.
 
I've once again proven that I spend too much time here because I had another Kiwifarms dream. This time you could change your username whenever you wanted as many times as you wanted, and I was trying to do a Halloween variant of my usual name. One of my ideas MerriedxPumpkins.
I guess I'd be OctoberTears or something. Now I'll go start an emo band.
 
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A few years ago, I had a dream (about the time i had ferrets) they got out of there cage and their little ears were like helicopter rotors, flying around chasing my kitten around while they made their ferret noises.
 
I had a dream once where I came to visit a place both old and familiar, a place of my youth. I reminisced on the scars that I had given this place. In the middle of this place was a great statue, a monument erected in remembrance of a friend, beloved but long gone. I approached to pay my respects and was accosted by a person with a familiar face. We fought, I won, I was always the strongest. I laid flowers, shed a tear, and left. I spent the rest of the day feeling a profound sense of loss.
 
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I remember my dream five years ago, where Hitler broke my favorite phone by throwing it into a puddle of water hard, yelled german obscenities at me. But he replaced the phone with a new one.
 
Long, but kind of funny...

The alarm goes off. I get up, shower, shave, have breakfast. I kiss the wife, get my keys, get in the car, drive to work. I open the door to my offce... And fall into space!

I wake up, gasping. Almost time for work. Get up, shower, shave, breakfast, kiss the wife, get my keys, get in the car, drive to work, open the door of the truck, get out, fall into space!

Wake up, gasping. Get up, shower, shave, breakfast, kiss, keys, open the door to the car, sit down, fall into space!

Wake up covered in sweat. Get up, shower, shave, breakfast, kiss, key, step out the door, fall into space!

Wake up gasping. Get out of bed. Fall into space.

Wake up, gasping, holding onto the blankets, convinced I"m about to fall into space.

Nope. Really awake.

Wife wakes up enough to ask what's wrong.

Great, now I sound like a crazy person.

Fuck dreams.
 
I have a recurring dream where I'm a scientist working on a cure for a dreaming plague that is afflicting all of humanity. People keep falling asleep uncontrollably.

The problem is, we scientists are afflicted too. We keep dreaming that we cured it, then waking up to find that we didn't. I wake up in the dream over and over.

I sweat for a good half hour after such a dream, praying that it's over, praying that it's a dream.

That would make a really good story. Maybe you could make some Kindle money.

I guess I'd be OctoberTears or something. Now I'll go start an emo band.

I could probably keep my username then add an avatar of some demonic alien entity from the Scattered Disc.

I had a dream once where I came to visit a place both old and familiar, a place of my youth. I reminisced on the scars that I had given this place. In the middle of this place was a great statue, a monument erected in remembrance of a friend, beloved but long gone. I approached to pay my respects and was accosted by a person with a familiar face. We fought, I won, I was always the strongest. I laid flowers, shed a tear, and left. I spent the rest of the day feeling a profound sense of loss.

So many dreams make great stories. I have a couple of old dream diaries. Somewhere. At least I think I still have them.

Long, but kind of funny...

The alarm goes off. I get up, shower, shave, have breakfast. I kiss the wife, get my keys, get in the car, drive to work. I open the door to my offce... And fall into space!

I wake up, gasping. Almost time for work. Get up, shower, shave, breakfast, kiss the wife, get my keys, get in the car, drive to work, open the door of the truck, get out, fall into space!

Wake up, gasping. Get up, shower, shave, breakfast, kiss, keys, open the door to the car, sit down, fall into space!

Wake up covered in sweat. Get up, shower, shave, breakfast, kiss, key, step out the door, fall into space!

Wake up gasping. Get out of bed. Fall into space.

Wake up, gasping, holding onto the blankets, convinced I"m about to fall into space.

Nope. Really awake.

Wife wakes up enough to ask what's wrong.

Great, now I sound like a crazy person.

Fuck dreams.

I have some kind of sleep disorder. I'm actually going to the doctor for it this month. This kind of stuff does happen to me. I also fall into dreams way too fast then snap awake and become momentarily confused. All I have to do is lay down and close my eyes for a minute. I'm not even actually asleep. It's very disruptive and I can't seem to stay asleep at night too well now. That and the sleep paralysis.

The sleep paralysis started when I was about 15. I was watching Jacob's Ladder of all things. A movie inspired by a nightmare of being locked in a subway station alone at night. When it was over I think it was around 7pm but I was really tired so I went to bed early. I immediately fell into sleep paralysis. Some massive amount of energy felt like it was ripping through me at high speeds and I could not move at all. There was some boy in the room with me. Probably near my age. I dreamt about that boy a lot for many years. But I don't think I've dreamt of him recently.

I got really scared and told my younger brother. He freaked out and thought the house as haunted. He was really squeamish about that stuff. Didn't help that at the time we lived in a house where a teenage couple had committed suicide.

I assumed it was a nightmare because of Jacob's Ladder. But the episodes kept happening. There are a lot of weird variations. I only got a single "Creepy old hag sitting on my chest". And that was only after I heard that version on Coast To Coast. Before that I didn't even know that was the common version. All of mine were far more bizarre and interesting.:lol:
 
I had a nightmare where I was in Chernobyl during the meltdown and I was wearing a hazmat suit cleaning up the place and picking up dead bodies. The music that was playing in the background was this. And the entire place was dark, only for our backup lights and flashlights.

Also another dream I had after my grandfather passed away, I was walking around in some street made of cobble somewhere in a Monterrey Mexico speaking in Spanish, place kinda looked like it was in the 40s, I'm not that much fluent in Spanish but in this dream I was speaking it very fluently, to some strangers, like they were probably his friends, or relatives, I don't know who I was talking to but it just seemed very melancholy being around here.
 
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I had a strange dream a while ago. It's long. I'll tell it in story form because that's how I experienced it.

I was a crow. I worked for a man who went by the name Old Crow. Some people thought he had the name because he served the god Crow. Others thought he was an elder of the Crow clan. I knew differently: He named himself after the brand of booze he most loved. There is nothing greater than Old Crow, he cackled, and toasted me in cheap whiskey.

I didn't like Old Crow very much, but he was a powerful sorcerer and I wanted to learn magic. His teaching methods weren't designed for the comfort and convenience of his students. But I did learn. Mostly I learned that much of sorcery was bluff and misdirection. "Never disabuse people when they think you've done miracles," he advised. "Just nod modestly."

Which didn't exactly help me when it came time to bring Old Crow back from the dead.


I became aware of this need from Old Crow himself, who ruffled my feathers awake. "I'm going to do something, and I'm going to die doing it. I need you to fly to the Council of Raccoons and Bears and bring me back to life." He turned and left.

I flew after him, squawking angrily. "Is that a joke? I don't know how to resurrect people! And the Council of Raccoons and Bears hasn't met in over a hundred years! What is this?"

He chuckled. "That's why you'll have to travel back in time. You'll figure out the rest."

I cawed furiously. "I don't know how to do that either!"

"Oh, it's easy. Fly through the Brown Air for a hundred miles or so [ed. that just means a long distance, no idea how long] and drop down into clear air when you see pine trees beneath you. Tell the Council to give you the thing I left with them. You'll figure out what to do with it."

"You IDIOT!" I circled his head and beat it with my wings. "I do NOT know what to do with it! We have never DISCUSSED this! And I'll be fucked if I'm flying a hundred miles through the Brown Air!"

"You have to," he said. "You have to do both things. And I know you can. Would I trust my life to you otherwise?"

That stopped my noise. Old Crow did not want to die and never come back. In fact, unless I was mistaken, he didn't want to die at all. If he was doing this, it was for some very good reason. I had to trust him.

That is, I had to trust him because he forced the issue. He threw a burlap sack over his head and let it fall over him. Then it fell to the ground, empty. I searched everywhere to see if he'd really used sorcery and not just some simple trick to distract my eye. It was sorcery, all right. Old Crow was gone.


I began my loathsome flight. I don't know what made the Air Brown, but it tasted like refined corruption, as if a shit took a shit. Everyone I knew avoided the area, and so I'd never heard of a forest or clear air somewhere below it. But if Old Crow was staking his life on it, I was sure there'd be clear air, and a forest.

It is much harder to make a hard trip under your own power when you don't know how long it will be. You never know how much strength to reserve, and it takes a toll on the mind not to know how much longer you have to go. I felt all of the tedious miles in my wings, hating the Brown Air. I wasn't upset with Old Crow, though. That he staked his life on this meant it wasn't just some annoying test. It was death stuff. He was in it with me, probably suffering more. That made it easier for me.

After I know not how long, I saw the clear air and the forest. I had grown bored long before. One meets nothing in the Brown Air.

I swooped down with relief, and coasted down to the riverbank where the Council of Raccoons and Bears used to meet. And there they were. I was in the past.


The Council was born of necessity. Many human tribes had decided that the bears and raccoons were thieves, which was true, and that they needed to die, which was stupid. The creatures' common enemy made for common cause, and the alliance outlasted the point at which the last of those tribes had been turned to bear shit. After a while it faded away, although the bears and raccoons remained mostly friendly afterward, perhaps in case the same stupid idea occurred to someone else.

I landed neatly, the raccoons closer to me. The Council sat in two sections, maintaining distinct species identity. I didn't know if that meant something.

Two of the smaller raccoons walked toward me. Young raccoons were the favored scouts of the Council. It was a terrible risk, but the bears bore the brunt of any heavy fighting, so it was considered fair. Certainly the older raccoons had no reason to object.

I sat there. I had no idea what to say. I hadn't planned for this at all. I should have done that during my flight, but it is hard to think while breathing garbage.

"Greetings," I managed after an awkward thirty seconds. "Old Crow left something with you. I need it."

"Why do you need it?" harrumphed a bear toward the back. His massive shoulders were speckled with gray. I turned to address him alone. "Always talk to the pack leader," Old Crow had taught me, "in any species that hunts in packs. Never address anyone else unless you must. You will know the leader, because he will be the only one talking. And if you must kill, kill him first."

As if I could kill a bear!

However, it was important never to show fear or doubt. Old Crow called it the power of bullshit, and I had seen him proved right. You have power if creatures think you have power. If they stop thinking it, you stop having it.

"Old Crow needs it," I said carelessly. "I just came here for the exercise."

The Council gave chuffing laughs. They knew I was not telling the whole truth, but what else would they expect? If they had met Old Crow, they knew him for a bluffer, albeit one who could fulfill his boasts when one least expected it.

But there was something in their still expectation. It wasn't my bluff that gave them pause. Something else was bothering them.

"What favor did Old Crow do for you?" I piped.

The chief bear said carefully: "What would you call a favor?"

Ah, I began to see. "Did you kill him recently?"

A shuffle in the crowd, quickly stilled. I was on the right track.

"Are you here for vengeance?" the bear rumbled.

Interesting, I thought. The bear thinks I can hurt them. I can use that a little, but not too much. "No," I replied, resorting to a bit of the truth. "I do not want that. I want the thing Old Crow left you before you killed him. That will bring him back to life." (HOW? my brain screamed. Shut up, I told it.)

The bear chuckled. "Ah, I should have known. Well, we meant no harm to Old Crow. He told us to do it. The Corpse-Woman needed to die, and without him holding her still, we could never have done it."

That added up. Old Crow put on sorcerors' bodies like cheap suits. I had not heard of the Corpse-Woman, but even a crow knows such a person could be no good. Sometimes Old Crow was surprisingly public-spirited. Or perhaps she stole his whiskey. It wasn't important.

A small raccoon emerged from the council, carrying a pipe I recognized as one of Old Crow's. He laid it at my feet and scurried back.

I cocked my head at the pipe, unhappy. I couldn't fly with the huge clay thing, or even lift it. What was I supposed to do with it?

Then I saw the residue of tobacco and got an idea. "Bring me an ember," I said without thinking.

The Council grew very still then. "We do not use fire," the chief bear said. "You know that. We fear fire."

I did know that. How did I forget that? What was I supposed to do? I couldn't take the pipe out of their sight and figure it out later. I had to do my work right in front of them.

And Old Crow knew all of that.

Suddenly I had the answer in their stillness. I looked at the chief bear and said: "Go get an ember from that fire you don't have."

The bear stared at me, then sighed. "Lying to Old Crow's friend," he murmured. "I should know better." He motioned to one of the senior councilbears, who loped off into the forest.

After a time, the bear returned, carrying a stick gingerly in her mouth. The end glowed. She touched it to the tobacco. It fired dramatically, even with no breath to drive it. I wondered if Old Crow would appear then, but he didn't, and I wasn't surprised. I couldn't carry him, and I knew no way he could climb back.

"That's all," I said. "Thank you." I made to fly away.

"What about the pipe?" the chief bear said.

Never admit incapability, I thought. "You may keep it as a thank-offering," I said carelessly. "Old Crow is glad of your help."

"We were glad of his," said the chief bear.


I was not sure if flying back would bring me back to the time I had left, but it did. Sure enough, there was Old Crow, sitting splay-legged against his house and emptying a jug of whiskey into his throat.

"The way back was easier," I said, landing without ceremony. "It helps to know what you're going to face." I peered at him pointedly.

"But you wouldn't have learned as much that way," he said. "You now know that you can bluff a powerful council."

"But I could have learned more," I argued. "I don't know how I raised you from the dead, not really. I doubt I could do it again."

Old Crow lurched upright. "Well, you've shown you can think. So, fine. Let's go teach you how to raise the dead."

He went into his house. Ours now, I thought, strutting behind.

Was my dream actually that coherent a story, or was this post hoc reconstruction? I'll never know.
 
I had a dream about a skinwalker eating my cat 2 nights ago and last night i had a follow up dream to that with a half-decayed horse corpse on my living room floor.
 
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Last night I dreamt that the wildlife clinic where I volunteer had an exchange program with centers in other countries. I got sent out to a center in Britain and was suprised to find they had a very different assortment of patients then my own west coast U.S clinic. I was so excited to see a Eurasian Badger or at least I was until I had to clean the enclosure.
 
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