Weird Dreams Thread

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This is weird because it's lolcow related. I'm lucky enough I don't have lolcow-related dreams despite a minor obsession.

I sometimes have a weird little dream when I go back to sleep after waking up in the morning for a couple minutes, and it's usually just a quick blip.

This one was someone walking up behind me and saying "Hi, I'm LOCRIA!" And when I turned around they said "Want some HOT FUDGE?" And I woke up saying fuck you brain.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/locri...translady-sportswriter-scat-enthusiast.16676/
That's the cow btw.
 
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I had a weird one last night, I was walking down the street carrying lots of heavy shopping bag's and I said fuck it, put the bag's down took off my coat and floated up into the sky, I drifted past the planets and out into deep space and felt myself speeding up going faster and faster towards this one weird looking star an as I got close to it, it started changing from this beautifully bright yellow orb into this bright blue nova - right then I woke up but it was nice just floating in space, looking at planets.
 
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I had a dream last night where I was amongst the crew of Star Wars during the post-production of Jedi. In the dream Star Wars was a completely overlooked franchise and Jedi was merely a formality entry to bookend the story. George was taking the movie on the road Roadhouse style, as I stumbled back into reality, I moaned "Mark, Harrison, no, come back. Carrie, let's do blow together..."
 
I had a dream with a really complex setting a few nights ago that has stuck with me.

I was in a theater, but it wasn't a theater. The "audience" wasn't separated from the cast or sitting in chairs, but mingled with the "cast" as various events happened. It was a musical play of sorts, set in a Dickensian setting with multiple plots going on, sort of like Bleak House where different sets of characters were doing things in different areas, and sometimes would interact.

But each setting was separate in the "theater" and you could warp to another one of the settings just by willing it. You couldn't, however, simultaneously view everything that was happening, so you would be only privy to what was happening in the setting you were in.

People in the "audience" would sometimes comment to each other about what was going on in the play, or would sometimes forget they were the audience and actually become part of the cast. I would do this a couple times myself before popping back out into the audience role.

It's fairly similar to another recurring dream I have had for years of an infinite theater with no beginning or end, but endless stages where there are either movies or plays running at all times, and you could walk between them, or get up on the stage and be part of the events. In that, though, I could simultaneously be in the audience and on the stage, and once watched myself die.

I can't remember the specifics of the play in this dream, but it was ridiculously complex with hundreds of characters and lots of singing and dancing, absurd costumes, powdered wigs and the like, and appeared to have a happy ending.

I'd like to have this dream recur as it was very cheerful and visually appealing and gave the sense of something that would make a really good novel if I could remember any of it.
 
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I once dreamt that I was with my mom, and we went into this building. It was big, and it had wood paneling and it smelled like Pepsi and pizza. We got a drink, and we sat down at a table. Then, the Rock Afire Explosion started to play, curtains rising up to reveal them. It was then that I was aware that I was in the 80s, because before then I thought it was just a pizza place in town. I remember watching the show, and the image was so crisp and high quality, that I could have sworn I was there in real life. However, after that dream, I was in another dream, talking to a friend of mine about a cartoon, when she mentioned she found a never before seen picture of the RAE. She took the picture out, and there was the RAE, back facing the camera. The curtain was bright and red, and you could faintly see the tables and such through it. Next to one animatroic, there was another bot: a very, very broken and horrid looking Mitzi Mozzarella, that almost looked like it was twitching. It was horrifying, and I tried to show my friend, but she didn't see it. I was suddenly back in the pizza place, and the curtain opened, and the only bot there was the distorted Mitzi. Her movements were very jerky, and she stared right into my eyes. I woke up after that.
 
I've been really stressed-out lately and not feeling well, so of course I'm having weird stress dreams again...

Last night I dreamed that my family was driving through this tiny, middle-of-nowhere town. Like, you'd be amazed if more than 200 people lived there. I don't remember where we were going, but we stopped at this grocery store to walk around for a minute. What was weird about this store was, it was in this really old house, it was a lot bigger on the inside (lol), and there were two floors. Everything was hideously expensive and the packaging for everything was really weird and impractical.

The last thing I remember is talking to Markiplier (well, at least he had Markiplier's face, when I started watching him back in late 2014), although I didn't know who he was. He was just some guy I was talking to. He made a weird joke about having a chin like Bruce Campbell (???) that I don't remember, and then I woke up.
 
Last night I dream'd that I had this rare disease that would cause my limbs to fall off. So I ended up visiting this creepy cannibal-fetishist woman who would eat my arms and legs as they fell off, and there were other dudes in there too, also having their limbs eaten, all of us just chillin' around while she gobbles our flesh right in front of us. Eventually it all became too much and I tried to leave, but then she started hitting on me, but being the alpha motherfucker my dream-self was, I coldly rejected her* and went home (somehow, despite having no limbs).
Later I found out that there was a huge community on the internet tracking her every action, and had a complete online database on her whole life, not unlike the Cwcki.

Most confusing dream I've had in a long time.

* In real life, I am nowhere near as alpha. I probbaly would've fell victim to her charms.
 
I had a dream I was at a Kiwi convention/academic conference at a hotel that would've been very nice, except it was straight out of the 70s. The fucking Golden Knight, of all people, was there, but I can't remember why or what he said.


The fucking Golden Knight. Oy vey.
 
I just woke up from a dream where I went to Disneyland with Henchman 21 from The Venture Bros :story:
My brain thinks he'd be a cool guy to hang out with, apparently.
 
So, I've owned guinea pigs for several years. Last night I had a dream where I saw their cage, and each time I blinked, all the guinea pigs I've owned in the past would appear, back from the dead, alive and healthy as if nothing happened. It got very crowded very quickly.
 
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fishercat said:
So, I've owned guinea pigs for several years. Last night I had a dream where I saw their cage, and each time I blinked, all the guinea pigs I've owned in the past would appear, back from the dead, alive and healthy as if nothing happened. It got very crowded very quickly.
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I've had the crowded pet dream as well where they'd keep multiplying.
 
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