Weird Dreams Thread

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I had a crazy dream a few weeks ago where some girl was tasked with some world saving mission but failed somehow, so she was executed publicly. I and a mass of others were lined up next to get shot, and uncooperatives were taken to another room where they likely had even worse deaths.
Fortunately, I managed to ask myself if I was dreaming midway through and soon woke up in another dream where some screen started analyzing my nervous system while I still laid in bed.
 
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cornucopia said:
i once had a dream Danny Devito stabbed me
make of that what you will
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Huh. I guess now I know what he meant when he'd said this:

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The whole dream is accompanied by "When You Tell Me That You Love Me" by Dianna Ross (I'm not complaining).

I am painting a blackbird. Someone tells me to blend this shade of black with that shade of blue. I refuse.

Then I'm on a boat. A kestrel flies on board. Someone asks, "is this why you avoid that verse about wings?" "No," I answer, and sing the verse about wings. The boat is heading towards a huge, oppressive curtain-wall of lumpy, futuristic architecture.

Then I'm in a dark old castle, dressed in a monk's woolen garb. I explore the narrow stairways, because I feel I haven't seen much in this castle. Then I saw bunch of richly dressed young men and women from behind, and I realized I'm in the part that I'm not meant to be. I turned back and apologize. I wandered and eventually find myself in a big room overlooking a ledge. The view downwards is exhilarating. I hear James, a guy I had a crush on in college, calling behind me. "Steady my friend". James wears a Henry VIII-esque outfit in bright crimson, I in my grey robe. We sit together on the ledge in silence.
 
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It was time for lunch and I wanted to go to a Japanese restaurant, I was for some reason with a kid who was obnoxious, he was rude, repeated everything I said to make fun of me, but I ended up ignoring him and we ended up at the restaurant (which was in an abandoned alley ... I do not know if you realize the absurdity of the thing), the restaurant was... Dirty, there were empty tables not cleared and the chairs were wet (???) the kid ended up sitting alone and I went elsewhere. All the better.

At that moment, a girl who was next to my table turned to me, she was apparently a stranger because she often said foreign words in her sentences and was bothered to speak French, she asked me if my outfit was "old-fashioned", I did not quite understand what she meant, so I said "Yes" and she and her girlfriend laughed. They started insulting me by saying that I was "old-fashioned, smelly and ugly", I decided to leave when the waitress brought their food. At that moment I did not know what to do so I stood up and say "Ok, I'm leaving !!" by asking the girls to stay, because they were VIP and it was a shame to make them waste this moment. When I started to take the exit door, a man was speaking Spanish to me, I did not understand anything he said, I retorted then "Speak French or English or shut up!" then the guy started to say "I cannot speak English or speak French!" and I screamed in English "WHY ARE YOU IN FRANCE THEN?", I was seriously pissed off.

After that I know more about what happened, it was not interesting enough to remember, but I must say that this dream is part of my top 50 memorable dreams.
 
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Bob Parr had a mentally challenged cousin that knitted and had dead cats. She wanted Violet to call her Mommy. She lived in China.
ADF was dressed up like a witch prostitute and I vomited in a witch's bag.

In another dream, Danny Devito as a ventriloquist was a Persona antagonist.
 
I had a dream last night where I was trapped in an old abandoned factory by myself until my long lost twin brother confronted me and challenged me to a duel. Said brother looked like me but dressed as an edgy anime character from the early 2000s, complete with ridiculously spikey long blonde hair, wrap around sunglasses, and tribal tats along his arms. We clashed with swords that appeared out of thin air until I killed him and he called me a faggot.

I think I might need to see a psychiatrist.
 
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I wish I could remember details, but I dreamed a few nights ago that my cat was dying of some mysterious illness, so I took her to some sort of outlaw veterinarian who lived in a remote castle-like structure, who diagnosed her with a disease that prevents dead cells in her body from regenerating. There was also a gift shop at the castle, and some sort of rope swinging maze.
 
I once fell asleep in the living room in the dark with the backyard showing because I didn't close the blinds. I had this dream that I was on the couch and some creepy fat guy was staring at me from the backyard. I quickly went upstairs after I woke up.
 
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I dreamed I was rotting from the inside but it wasn't painful and was in fact very pleasurable. Watching gaping holes opening in your flesh and being like 'hell yeah that's goode' is weird. Shit's messed, dude.
 
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I had a dream where I finally asked my crush out, and then I woke up to my stepdad cutting me open and taking out my internal organs for some reason. And then I woke up from that.
 
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Last night I dreamed I was on a bus (a regular bus, but it was painted like a school bus) trying to talk to Balthier from Final Fantasy XII. The problem was that some miniature alligator kept teleporting into the seat next to mine and babbling about how it had a broken foot in a very loud voice. I had to keep hitting it in the face with a squeaky hammer to make it shut up.
 
I had a dream last night that my parents had bought me a baby fruit bat as a Christmas present. It was very adorable and snuggly and I was very pleased with it, but then when it saw the fireplace it just flew right into it. I tried to rescue it, but it kept flying in and burned to death. I was heartbroken. My parents were pissed because it was expensive and seemed indifferent to my distress.

It felt pretty ominous.
 
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I was invited to a place called The Mansion of Correspondence. All the columns are made of huge cubes randomly stacked on one another, and all the passageways are shaped like one of the columns lying on its side, in negative space. I was invited to see an exhibition. They had created a hologram of another famous painting. Moving holograms of paintings were in vogue and always drew lots of people. I turned into my 9-year-old self. My teacher was teaching the class to appreciate a square inside a parallelogram and she asked, "Positron, we have brought you to see two holographic exhibitions. How would you compare them?" I said, no, I couldn't see a thing because there were so many people. My adult self wondered aloud, what's next? Will they turn some scenes from a granite frieze into life-like, moving scene of people? A group of people in Ming-dynasty costume -- were they holograms too? -- nodded in my direction.

I was locked out of the Mansion; the exhibition is to close at midnight, and the officials announced that no discussion were allowed afterwords. That made people very angry. An adult was teaching a group of school kids, perhaps 6 year old and all in school uniforms, to protest. Someone said he didn't like seeing heads roll, but now he had no choice. I crossed a few roads looking for computer access.
 
I had a dream this morning where I woke up to go to work and my teeth were falling out! They were crumbling and I was missing my most of my top front teeth were gone and I still had teeth shards in my mouth! It really hurt and I was bleeding all over the place, and then I woke up!
 
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