Weird Dreams Thread

I dreamt that Null was fucking Dynastia while I hid and the closet. But like as they were going at it, Null was throwing pickles onto the cieling. One of them peeled off the ceiling and landed on Dynastia's back. To cover up the fact that he was throwing pickles, Null pulled out and moaned, pretending to finish on Dynastia's back where the pickle landed.

I immediately woke up and said "I just had the strangest dream" to which Null replied "That's nice honey, go back to sleep.
 
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nippleonbonerfart said:
I dreamt that Null was fucking Dynastia while I hid and the closet. But like as they were going at it, Null was throwing pickles onto the cieling. One of them peeled off the ceiling and landed on Dynastia's back. To cover up the fact that he was throwing pickles, Null pulled out and moaned, pretending to finish on Dynastia's back where the pickle landed.

I immediately woke up and said "I just had the strangest dream" to which Null replied "That's nice honey, go back to sleep.
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Null's dumb comments when I'm done ass fucking him in a dream are really getting boring and I wish he'd knock it off.
 
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I had a dream a few nights ago that I was driving through my neighborhood at night and I saw that all of the street signs had been replaced and each had different street names. Literally all of them were different, I drove through most of the neighborhood. The most noticeable one was the first name of a close friend who passed away last year, and under his name (instead of the house numbers for the street) it was the age he was when he passed.
 
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This one is a bit powerlevely, but not too much [most of my dreams would be way too fucking personal even to my closest friends].

I get sleep paralysis and false awakenings quite a bit in my dreams, like 20% of my dreams involve them. With the one I'm sharing, the bed I have was on the other side of the room I'm sleeping in for whatever reason, I'm trying to move my muscles but I can't. Next thing, a fucking Earthquake happens, I can just barely move my body, and I'm slogging to go outside.
The weird part wasn't the dream itself.
The weird part was I woke up around 10 pm today, right when Anchorage had their 7.0 Earthquake. I don't even live near Alaska.
 
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FatFuckFrank said:
This one is a bit powerlevely, but not too much [most of my dreams would be way too fucking personal even to my closest friends].

I get sleep paralysis and false awakenings quite a bit in my dreams, like 20% of my dreams involve them.
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Seriously just learn the trick of waking up when you feel like it.

A lot of the lucid dreaming things inadvertently cause sleep paralysis but if you already have it you have nothing to lose.

It's really nice, once you learn the trick you can just instantly wake up out of a dream. You never forget it, and your subconscious can no longer fuck with you with those dumb monster dreams where you can't breathe or can't run or there's this horrifying demon next to you in your room or whatever.
 
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Last night my dream ended with someone setting a cheese danish on a table and simultaneously my alarm rang.
 
AnOminous said:
Seriously just learn the trick of waking up when you feel like it.

A lot of the lucid dreaming things inadvertently cause sleep paralysis but if you already have it you have nothing to lose.

It's really nice, once you learn the trick you can just instantly wake up out of a dream. You never forget it, and your subconscious can no longer fuck with you with those dumb monster dreams where you can't breathe or can't run or there's this horrifying demon next to you in your room or whatever.
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I actually used to lucid dream as a kid, it's a long story, and it goes into too much detail in my personal life. I'll probably write a version up that isn't powerlevely.
 
AnOminous said:
How can you have sleep paralysis though? Just wake up any time that happens.
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xanax, that shit usually knocks me out if I feel tired at all.

I've been taking less of it as of late.
 
Recently, I had a dream I was walking through my downtown. Some random guy (RG) and I strike up a conversation. Out of the blue, RG says he's a Kiwi and he somehow manages to correctly identify me by my username. As I'm looking at him with a confused/amazed look, RG assures me there's nothing to worry about; the site has an unwritten rule where Kiwis meeting offline don't share any personal or :powerlevel: details about each other or the encounter unless one of Kiwis is a lolcow with a thread, halal, or behaves like a douchebag towards the other Kiwi(s). Further, anyone breaking this unwritten rule would be subject to merciless ridicule on the site.

RG and I talk some more and he apologizes for making a spergy reply to a recent post I made. For whatever reason, I recall neither the thread nor his reply. So, I shrugged and accepted his apology.
 
I was in a laundry mat and it was literally in the middle of nowhere, nothing but scrubland for miles and a road that seemed to continue on. It was dark outside, the only source of light that was emitted came from the lights that were on inside said laundry mat.

Entirely alone, absolutely no one was around except for these weird monsters that suddenly appeared. They were entirely pale, resembling floppy human skin (like if you skinned a human, you would just be left with the skin itself, but standing on it's own and being all wrinkly with folds), nothing but black holes for eyes and mouth, and having no discernible genitals, just completely smooth.

Consisting of a total of three, two were tall and the last was a smaller one which I assumed was a baby in some way, or just a smaller version. Luckily these monsters were completely harmless and only cared about eating grime, which they would get from the sink by sticking their hand down the drain and grabbing up whatever they could grab. Their arm would always severely bleed afterwards, but they never reacted to it.
 
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I had a dream. I was a time traveler and tried to help Hitler. Kept getting stopped by furries. I managed to get to Hitler and give him the Fat Boy from Fallout: New Vegas. Just as I was telling him how to use it, furry commies broke into the bunker. Then I woke up.
 

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This morning I had a dream that I was a variation of Chris-Chan. I dreamnt I had an Encyclopedia Dramatica page that was written due to them discovering my Sonichu-esque comic that starred a creation named Starlight Express,a locomotive that looked like an unholy combination of a British Railways Class 40 locomotive and Gordon the Big Engine from Thomas the Tank Engine. The comic also starred Jenny Foxworth, Roger Daltrey and A-Log's mom.

As I read the page I let out at a scream at the stuff written on there about how I wanted to eat out Katie (who was the Mary Lee Walsh of the comic) and take it in the ass from @Alec Benson Leary Needless to say I tard raged which woke me up as I was screaming Danged Dirty Trolls quite loudly.

I think my dream was telling me I'm spending a lot of time here.
 
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My brother woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me that George HW Bush died. When I went back to sleep, and I swear to god that I’m not making this up, I had a dream where Michelle Obama died.
 
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i had a dream about brushing my teeth, i woke up and my pillow is soaked with my spit
 
I keep on having a recurring dream where I'm back in school. It always starts with me getting my schedule on the first day, than it cuts to the last day and there's a class that I missed going to. Not like I missed going to a few classes, no I forgot about this class entirely. This time it was Math, last time it was Science. I'm in a panic because I don't know what to do, I've missed this class and never knew about it. I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to graduate and how this could happen, and than I wake up.

I haven't been in any kind of school for years, but it seems I can't escape it. It sucks.
 
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Nekromantik said:
I keep on having a recurring dream where I'm back in school. It always starts with me getting my schedule on the first day, than it cuts to the last day and there's a class that I missed going to. Not like I missed going to a few classes, no I forgot about this class entirely. This time it was Math, last time it was Science. I'm in a panic because I don't know what to do, I've missed this class and never knew about it. I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to graduate and how this could happen, and than I wake up.

I haven't been in any kind of school for years, but it seems I can't escape it. It sucks.
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I’ve had this dream a few times lol. It’s always math though.
 
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