Weird Dreams Thread

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Is it weird to dream about Kiwifarms? I dreamed I saw a thread on A&H titled "Black business owners protest expectations on hygiene" and the article had black people who owned businesses complain that having to shower every day and wash their hair took up what little time they had left in their day (since running a business was time consuming) and that this was evidence that society was racist. Meanwhile people were posting things like "is this for real", "lolniggers", and "wash your penis" in the thread, and then I posted something like "no wonder they can't compete with the roof Koreans".

 

[Nebula Slasher]

I had a Kiwi Farms dream recently. Apparently something big happened relating to the Farms and it made national news. My mom asked me what I thought about the Farms. I think I spent the majority of the dream trying to come up with a neutral and nonbiased answer. I never did find out what exactly happened.

 

[verissimus]

I had a dream where Leon Trotsky and Squall from Final Fantasy 8 ran against each other for president of the United States.

...dafuq. Were you listening to the Soviet Anthem while playing FF8 or something in order to conjure such a thought?

 

[ForgedBlades]

I had this bizarre dream last night where I was riding around with Doug DeMuro (car YouTuber) in his Ford GT. He was always grazing the side guardrail and making me get out to check if it had scratched up the door. Weirdest thing I've dreamt about in a long time.

 

[Roast Chicken]

I had a dream that I, alongside a select group of other people had been chosen to be killed off by some unknown entity whose motives for killing us remained ambiguous. We were not to die quickly either; our demise was to come by the miserably slow death of oxygen deprivation, which was somehow administered to individuals biologically - precious O2 was sapped from our bloodstreams rather than the air around us; dream logic is quite inventive.

So, using the remaining air I had I travelled to a place where the condemned gathered together for comfort while we awaited our end.

I chatted with my dying peers in a nicely furnished yurt of some sort, until I felt weak and mind-fogged. "I think my end is near", I said to them as I laid back on the bed which I'd been sitting upon. One chap hugged me and bid me farewell.

And so I laid there and waited.. and waited.. and waited... and then got up to go pee. Just like in that episode of Little Britain where a man on his deathbed gets up to take a leak after bidding his relatives a long and heartfelt goodbye.

It ended there because then I actually woke up to go pee. What a morbid dream.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I had a dream about Chris last night. It's fuzzy, but I remember that Chris was at my house and my entire family was trying to avoid him because he had the plague. Then my mom was on the phone with Barb trying to tell her that her son had bubonic plague but Barb refused to believe it. It was 2007-era Chris wearing the Classic and he kept trying to get me to play Wii U with him but I kept refusing. Dead fucking serious.

 

[AnOminous]

The only dream I ever had that Chris showed up in was years ago and he was at some kind of sporting event I was attending with my family. He was also wearing the classic. Someone just commented "Hey look there's Chris-Chan" and it was only remarkable because I was surprised they knew who he was. They wouldn't in reality.

 

[Rand /pol/]

I had a dream i slit a whiny leftists throat with common sense

 

[fishercat]

Last night I dreamed that I could turn into a seal by pressing on my left thumbnail and jumping into a body of water. There was someone else who could also do that nearby, and she kept trying to passive-aggressively shoo me away.

 

[Picklechu]

Proving that I spend too much time here, I dreamed that someone got Chris into investing via Robinhood. His paypigs got him a bunch of free stock through referrals, but he ended up losing everything because he's an idiot, which resulted in more begging videos. In a chain of events I can't remember, this somehow led to the formation of KiwiBank, a bank by autists for autists(TM).

 

[madethistocomment]

I was in a really weird but really pretty outdoor marketplace at night. There were trees everywhere and the only light I got was from lanterns that were hanging around the stalls and on the trees. The paths between the stalls kept winding and looping around and everything that was being sold was mystical, DnD type shit except this one dude who was just selling fucking couches, of all things.

I ended up sitting on a bench near one of the trees and was staring at some flowers for some reason and I was eating something (can't remember what) when someone asked if he could sit next to me, and I said yeah without looking at him. When I finally did look over it was fucking Michael Jones from Acheivement Hunter. I was very confused but not really bothered by this and we ended up talking for a really long time. Dream Michael's a chill dude.

When we finally parted ways I said good bye, he gave me a hug, and then I turned and went through a really pretty doorway that was covered by scarves and I woke up. It was some Alice in Wonderland bullshit, I swear.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I had a nightmare that I had two pet sheep (two Shetlands between 4 and 5 months old), and they were stolen. I started college and it was the 12th of the month and I needed the sheep for a class for some reason, but then I realized that they had been stolen, and was frantic to get them back. I considered offering their monetary value ($800) as a no-questions-asked reward for their safe return. But then I found out where they probably were, and was trying to get people to go there with me and take them back, and a couple guys agreed at first but then backed out. It was juvenile delinquents at Parkland High School, an alternative high school for troubled youths. They did it because they worshiped evil gods and were stupid. Three of them were hospitalized after an incident early on the morning of the 13th, where they got in a fight and held gasoline in their mouths and spit it out and set it on fire, to pretend that they were breathing fire. Of course since they were all doing this, and fighting each other, they all got rather burned. I saw this on a TV show about dumb criminals shortly after it happened. So I decided to go there in the middle of the night and steal my sheep back and kill everybody responsible. I was going to torture confessions out of them and then shoot them. #nomercy #outforrevengeance #freethesheep #firesofhell

Anyway, the weirdest thing about the dream was about how it went on for a little while after I woke up. Even after waking up, it was still only semilucid. I swear, I wouldn't go out and torture people based on a mere suspicion that they did something. Really!

 

[PoisonedBun]

Oh, I've had three dreams about lolcows actually. Two about the Hartley Hooligans, one about Ashley Isaacs. They're always weirdly sympathetic to them to varying degrees, something about the subconscious mind processing difficult questions I guess. In the first Hartley Hooligans dream I was caught in a flood with my family and Gwen and the Hooligans were there, and my dad saved me and not them. I didn't feel too bad about it except for Gwen, since she's still sentient and all. In the second one, Claire actually had enough intelligence she could speak when she was 3-4, but her condition got so bad she deteriorated stopped not long after. Gwen continued to pretend that Claire could talk and had regular conversations with the air right up until she died.

The Ashley one was a long time ago so I don't really remember it, except we went to a seafood restaurant and then she came to my house and threw up in my toilet.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I had another one of my "Kiwi Farms is a physical location" dreams the other night. I think it was a follow up to a previous dream I had where KF had a physical headquarters building somewhere. In this dream, the forum itself was spread across a downtown area and each thread was in its own building. If you wanted to participate in a thread or even just see what was going on, you had to go walk to that specific building. Myself and a group of other Kiwis were wandering together and had to walk all the way across the KiwiTown to go see what the food board was doing.

 

[Ido]

Ok so zombie apocalypse and being a bad jazz killing zombies, meets kingdom hearts 3. Literally. I was legit shooting zombies and stopping every few minutes looking for hidden Mickey's in disneyfied zombie worlds.

I haven't even watched anything zombie related?

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Just prior to registering here, I must have read the latest updates for Anna Johnson aka The Fit Vegan Ginger because I had a dream where I was in a library and she came up behind me, grabbed me around the waist, and began to touch me inappropriately . Thankfully, a well-placed elbow to her ribs was more than her frail body could handle and was enough to help me break free and escape from her clutches .

 

[Night Owl]

In my latest dream, we were in charge of renovating an old building that was burned down by a fire. Problem was we couldn't start because there were human corpses inside, so we hired a guy to clean them up. I went to check on his progress and the floor was still filled with corpses. I went to complain to my boss and called the guy a hack for not cleaning up the bodies yet. Me and some other guy went to check it again, but this time the floor was empty. I was like 'oh, okay, maybe the guy pulled through afterall'. We went further into another room and one of the hidden corpses with no legs started crawling around toward us. I stomped on it to make it stop.

Fast forward a couple of months later and there was a disease going around that changed people into some sort of zombie like creatures, but the problem was nobody else seemed to be aware of it. I was at school with another friend of mine and we were stalked by two guys who were infected right into the classroom full of other people and a teacher, but nobody noticed they were any different from the rest of us. They kept wanting to attack us and I kept slapping them across the face, in a very 'how dare you' sort of way.

They left and then it was suddenly April. I was informed these creatures aren't fond of April (there was literally text on black screen in my head telling me that), so they probably won't be around much this month. The two stalkers ended up being approached by another guy and he was giving them suggestions on how to take revenge on me and my friend, but then I woke up.

 

[Remove Goat]

I once dreamed about a-logging the fuck out of Richard Jones in a very weird slam poetry fashion. I despise both, so how I came to doing gay rhymes about a tranny is beyond me.

There was also a time where I morphed into Chris-Chan, but that was more a nightmare than a weird dream.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I had a dream last night where I went to a restaurant to fix something and the Sandman from ECW was there working as a prep cook.

 

[wrangled tard]

Last night I dreamt that I was a spooky ghost and possessed someone but then they wanted to become a spooky ghost too. Someone then died and got eaten by a pack of wild dogs. Most of my dreams are considerably more weird but I can never remember them for longer than a day, other than that I had them and that they were weird.