Weird Dreams Thread

I've had two really vivid and odd dreams in my life that I've never forgotten.

I had this dream when I was 16 and I still remember it to this day.

I was babysitting my younger brother. Took him to the grocery store and he starts talking to this strange dude. The guy is the most handsome man I've ever seen, but I immediately can sense that he is evil. Get my brother away and we go home. Soon after, there's a knock on the door. It's the same man and my brother lets him into the house. I tell him that he needs to leave immediately or I'll call the police. He tells me that if I do, I'll have to explain that and points to something. All I can see is the arm of a woman and I know by the look of it, she is dead. Don't know how or when, but he's planted a dead body in the house.

I don't know if he tells me this or if I just figure it out myself, but I finally realize that the good looking man is actually Satan. By now, I'm terrified but I know that we've got to get away from him. So, I call the police and for some reason decide that my best course of action is to drag the woman's naked body outside in the yard and yell for my neighbors. They all come running and Satan disappears. I report it to the cops and they believe me and eventually they track down Satan and arrest him. (Maybe they had a rosary and holy water or something -- but they do actually take him in to custody).

I'm planning to testify against him, even though my family is begging me not to because they are afraid. The night before the trial I go to the mall with my family and random people keep coming up to me and saying, "I'm with him. Wink. Wink." They don't actually wink -- they just say it. And it's all kinds of people. Young and old. Rich and poor. So many people come up to me and say "Wink, wink", like it's some kind of code. And then I realize how many people are actually in league with Satan in my small little town.

That's when I wake up in a cold sweat and I'm terrified.

In this dream, I am washing dishes at my kitchen sink. I've got one of those old fashioned curved coca cola glasses and I accidentally hit it against the faucet and break it. I suddenly hear a voice that says, "Remember this. This is important." I'm startled and I turn around to find out where the voice is coming from. I see no one. I hear the voice again say, "Remember this. This is important." The voice now sounds like it is coming above me. I'm starting to get freaked out. Then the voice says, "When you see this, you will know it is about to begin."

By now, I'm pretty frantic. I am asking, "Who are you? What do you mean it is important? What is going to start?" But the voice doesn't answer my questions. It just repeats the message: "Remember this. This is important. When you see this, you will know it is about to begin." I plead for the voice to explain and say I don't understand, but instead of answering, more voices join in. Soon there are at least a dozen voices all saying the same thing.

I'm terrified by now, so I run out my back door and I'm stopped in my tracks when I look up. There is a giant meteor that is huge and even though it looks close, I know that it is still several hours away from reaching me. And I realize that everyone is going to die.

The first thing I did after I woke up from this dream was throw away the curved coca cola glass that I owned because I knew if I ever broke it, I would have a panic attack. Logically I know it was only a dream, but it felt so real and terrifying that I didn't want to get paranoid about washing a stupid glass every time I used it.
 
Since I dream a lot, I might as well share a TL;DR one of the weirder ones here:

I lived with a guy who was probably 10 years younger than me. Me and the guy decided to investigate a local dish that was incredibly expensive - some weird, black and gooey almonds everyone seemed to love.

So we walked out into a field and found the factory of the company that made them - the factory was located in a run-down ruin that looked like some broken down fortress from the middle ages. In there, people in thick, dark-red robes were standing on supply lines and working. The guy and me climbed up onto the wooden beams near the ceiling and looked down to see what they were using to make those sweets.

It was babies. Infants. Stillborn or dead kids. Alive ones that still screamed. Embryos. They were all in a huge container and stuffed into machines that pressed them into an almond shape which then got neatly packed into little purple packages.

Somehow the workers there must have noticed us because they were all looking at us. We got scared and started running. Suddenly the police was behind us and threatened to shoot us. We ran. I hid behind a huge rock and thought I was safe. When I turned around, a tall blonde police woman was looking at me and shot me.

Then I woke up.
 
I accidentally fell asleep after work. At first, I had a normal (relatively speaking) dream about a killer chasing someone through a skyscraper; sometimes it was me, but most of the time, I was just watching. After a bit, though, it changed into something horrifying.

Proving once again that I spend too much time here, I was at home and fucking LadyALT was in my apartment for some reason, and she would not leave. She kept on talking and giggling about weird shit, getting up in my space and flopping around on my furniture, and there was literally no way to get rid of her. She could just push through locked doors and they'd swing open, walked through at least one wall, and turned into water and steam a few times. After awhile, she started insisting that my apartment was her apartment, that my bed was her bed, etc. I went to get my lease paperwork to prove that it was my apartment, and she turned into water and got into a pitcher to come with me for some reason. I couldn't find the paperwork, and she started to turn into steam in order to reform. I plugged the opening in the pitcher and had the idea to flush her down the toilet, which would apparently send her to Singapore. At that point the dream thankfully* transitioned into something else. I'm not sure why I never thought to call the police, since they're generally pretty effective at getting rid of pedos.

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*Instead of ALT, a Korean woman who was part of a cult and who was smearing shit on her face came back from Singapore, but at least she left my apartment, and went to harass two members of Congress and reflect on her own failed political career.
 
I had a hot sauce themed GF. As in red hair, fiery personality, ate Tabasco with everything. No idea where that came from, aside from perhaps my own gravitation towards capsaicin.
 
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I get a recurring dream pretty often where I walk into my home and go to my room to go to sleep, then the second I lay down there's a dude dressed like a mormon missionary with a hammer right in front of me. I've woken up from it like 3 times in the act of throwing a punch which has almost lead to me falling off my bed.
 
I almost never have “bad” dreams but I frequently have “annoying” or “mildly inconvenient” dreams. Autocorrect on my phone correcting literally everything I type into the wrong word. Dreaming about being in a constant state of half-asleep but never able to fully wake up. Not being able to run because I’m either feeling like I’m waist deep in water or have a massive post-exercise leg cramp. The typical dream of “forgot to do homework you never had to begin with”.

I feel like my brain never remembers the good dreams but instead lingers on the dumb ones. Maybe because they’re more relatable to my waking life?
 
I got arrested for breaking quarantine by opening my front door. When I got to court, Patrick Mahomes was my lawyer.
 
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Last night, I dreamt about bears. Specifically, about encountering them in the wild, being chased and ultimately torn to shreds. I remember hearing a voice giving me tips on how to calm a bear down. Near the end of the dream, I had two bears as pets and was walking them down the street.
 
Had a fucked up dream a year ago that my dad was shot in the face. It was enough for me to IRL go to his home state and act as his care giver for a half a year before deciding to leave because of BS family drama.

Had another one a a week ago involving an aunt I now have a soured view on coming face to face before me and I was just standing there just staring at her and she acted like nothing bad happened even though she accused me in real life wanting to throw my dad in a nursing home and run off with his money.

If these dreams are all just warped takes on family issues, I should probably find a new hobby.
 
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I had a dream where if I turned corner away from my street, I'd be in Britain's Cemetery in Ultima Online. In 2D and viewed from the top. I only remember this dream for more than a decade because I always wondered how the fuck did the transition work that it seemed ok in the dream. If I could ever view a video of a dream this would be the one I'd want.
MMOs. Not even once.


Dunno how weird this is but I had a Holocaust dream once where I was in the back of one of those gas trucks and for some reason I started insulting the other victims and breathed the deepest I could to die faster while taking breaks to insult them more.
 
Had a dream that I was trailing someone or something, and came across a cave. The cave started off normal when I entered being stone n what not.

But as I entered the cave deeper, it kinda stopped being stone and started being meat. When I got to the very end of the tunnel there was a long narrow hallway with stone arches.

Some Greek statues were lining the hall, but the torso was just a beating heart, and the lower half of the statues were black tendrils has pulsated something into the ground everytime the heart beat.

End of the hallway was a set of giant doors made of black stone, with some kinda red light emanating from behind them. I woke up before the doors opened though.

I still think about that dream to this day
 
I had a series of weird dreams last night, but I only really remember two.

The first one involved some Walmart ripoff owned by this old Chinese lady. Apparently, she was using it as a scheme to sell mind control orange juice or something.

In the second one, I was in some building, and, for some reason, Pixyteri lived in the air ducts. Everyone knew she was up there, and treated it like the most normal thing in the world. I had to climb in the air ducts and clean some of the dust and dead bugs out (using a literal plank of dry wood as a mop somehow), and Pixy was in there crying.
 
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I had a nightmare during my freshman year of high school about this hideously ugly fat girl that was in my homeroom and had an obvious crush on me. In the dream I was running into different rooms of my house and every time I opened the door, she would be there in her underwear lying on a bed. Finally she chases me down, grabs me in a bearhug, and leans in for a kiss. I scream "NOOOOO!!!" as there's a zoom-in on her face and the caption "To Be Continued..." appears.
 
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I had a weird nightmare about my partner changing some kind of filter in our house's ventilation system (side note: we don't have a house or a ventilation system). I was on my computer doing some work when I suddenly heard a weird, loud booming noise. He then walked into the room and calmly said "well, this accident will cost me at least one month worth of salary... and now we will also die."
The air around me was suddenly unbreathable and it felt like I was in a huge vacuum that sucked the air out of my lungs. Dream-me remembered that messing up the filters will turn the whole house into a "vacuum" and you're going to suffocate to death. So there I was, slowly suffocating, my vision going black and blurry but I somehow managed to crawl to the front door and pull it open. The weird vacuum-feeling vanished and I was able to breathe again. I asked him why he didn't just open the door once he noticed that the ventilation system was failing on him but he just started at me blankly for several moments and I woke up, sweaty and panicking.

Fun times. I understand why my brain is throwing the suffocation dream-symbol at me, but I have no idea what's up with the ventilation system, filters and "vacuum" since it's just so super random and nothing I've really thought about before.
 
I had a weird nightmare about my partner changing some kind of filter in our house's ventilation system (side note: we don't have a house or a ventilation system). I was on my computer doing some work when I suddenly heard a weird, loud booming noise. He then walked into the room and calmly said "well, this accident will cost me at least one month worth of salary... and now we will also die."
The air around me was suddenly unbreathable and it felt like I was in a huge vacuum that sucked the air out of my lungs. Dream-me remembered that messing up the filters will turn the whole house into a "vacuum" and you're going to suffocate to death. So there I was, slowly suffocating, my vision going black and blurry but I somehow managed to crawl to the front door and pull it open. The weird vacuum-feeling vanished and I was able to breathe again. I asked him why he didn't just open the door once he noticed that the ventilation system was failing on him but he just started at me blankly for several moments and I woke up, sweaty and panicking.

Fun times. I understand why my brain is throwing the suffocation dream-symbol at me, but I have no idea what's up with the ventilation system, filters and "vacuum" since it's just so super random and nothing I've really thought about before.
You might have actually stopped breathing due to sleep apnea. Although chances of sleep apnea rise with excess body fat, it can affect even thin people. Did you have a sore throat when you woke up? That's another sign.
 
Did you have a sore throat when you woke up?

Not at all, I'm usually super thirsty in the mornings but I rarely have a sore throat unless I'm on the brink of getting a cold. I also don't snore - which is also a sign for sleep apnea as far as I know?

I've been looking into sleep apnea before since I rarely feel rested after sleeping and/or usually sleep like shit, but it seems highly unlikely.

The weird physical feeling I had while "suffocating" in the dream is something I've felt a handful of times in dreams before over the years thought. Usually when my brain thinks it's time for another 'death' dream - it doesn't always have to do with suffocation thought. It feels like my chest is getting super tight and (I don't know a better word) like 'static' is below my ribcage, it feels almost 'hot' in a sense.

I've tried researching that a little online and mainly found either superstitious people going on about demons and whatnot or people wild guessing about heart attacks while sleeping. Which is not exactly helpful.
 
I have several reoccurring trends in my dreams that I don't think are very common for other people:

-Weird celestial phenomena. Two moons in the sky, the Sun being in the sky at 12 am, ect. This always creeps me out. It feels wrong.
-Buying candy or fast food from some store. I just kinda like junk food I think.
-Looking for hot wheels cars to add to my collection, only to find that its ones I already own. I haven't collected hot wheels cars since I was, like, 9. I don't know what this is about.
-Driving up or down unreasonably fucking steep slopes, or driving off of bridges into water.
-Riding in a school bus, waiting for a school bus out in the bus lot, or missing the bus. I guess it's just from years of hour-long bus rides to-and-from school.

As for any stand-out dreams, a few months back I had a dream that Oceania was fucking obliterated by a meteor, leaving Australia and the surrounding area a fiery hellhole. The weird thing was that this was a week or two before the Australia wildfires. I was the only one concerned about the effects on the rest of the world, even Australians were just going about their life like nothing happened. Fucking Yahtzee was still making videos.
 
I already said this in chat, but i had a dream where i decided to go to an open buffet and a way to pay for the food was to mention that were a member of kiwi farms. Someone asked how kiwi farms is going to pay the bill and someone said "in your baldness" referring to null.
 
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