Weird traits you find attractive for some reason:

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Title, gimme some spicy stuff.
Dunno really why but I really like ladys with bushy eyebrows. No monobrows though, just some proper caterpillars.

 

[Distracted Cat]

Small, tired eyes and a wide grin.
Chaos goblin line cook energy.
Inability to sit in chairs properly.
Wavy hair and long hair.

 

[Retink]

Animal people apparently. And femboys. All the upsides of having a feminine bf without the mental illness of a tranny

That's kinda gay bro.

 

[SandyCat]

That's kinda gay bro.

Don't worry I always make sure to say no homo

 

[Retink]

Don't worry I always make sure to say no homo

See, you need to mention that before hand. I thought the titty cat I masturbated to was a fag for a second, gave me a proper scare.

 

[Petronella]

Dad bods

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Mohawks.
I will fuck literally anything with a Mohawk.

 

[JethroTullamore]

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I’m just not man enough to top Mr. T.

 

[Petronella]

Forgot to mention: fucked up noses, like you got in a fight and it didn't heal right or something. Long hair on dudes.
So basically just Adam Driver

 

[Executive Petrel]

- mild strabismus
- a balanced and independent personality with strengths and weaknesses
- wide interests and good morals
- dark humour
- this hairstyle:

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

When I ask my date where she wants to go for dinner and she actually has a restaurant in mind.

 

[Lucky Jim]

British, Irish, or Central European accent

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Wide hips on a woman. I guess it must just be genetic hardwiring that makes me desire wide hips, due to the potential for easy birthing. It is an odd sensation though to desire something and not have a particularly valid conscious reason why you are interested in it. Large breasts makes sense because I like something that fills up my hands. I like a good ass since it gives me something to grab onto. Etc...

 

[misterduckford]

Into farting in my breakfast cereal. Not everyday, obviously. Let's be reasonable.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Men who are a bit chubby. Broad chest, soft comfy hugs.

 

[LoudmouthLisa]

No social media presence whatsoever. Guys who post a shitload on Instagram are extremely suspicious.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I like nice hands. But if you put on fake nails, get the fuck away from me. I don't get them and they are ugly. Especially if one of them breaks.
No thanks.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm gonna continue the trend of not talking about genuinely "off" desired traits.

If I really think about it, I like it when a woman is able to enthusiastically talk about something with the same vigor and intrigue as-- no kidding-- a professor in the zone during a lecture. I enjoy being able to be "schooled" by someone that's passionate about something (whether I can keep up is a separate matter).

That also means that the topic has to be something that sounds like it would come out of a lecture, and by someone who develops field knowledge as opposed to reciting talking points. So, talking about women and gender studies is out. Girls talking about anime/comics/games is a bad crapshoot at best (especially since, at least IRL, it's hard to talk about anything you think is beyond the surface of those things with anyone-- talk less girls, who tend to have different focuses), as is girls talking my ear off about some girl stuff I couldn't care less about.

(Funny thing is, I don't think a woman would readily appreciate a man she can school like that-- at least, not as a man.)

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

I like me a woman with some sass and teases me, but completely change when I go on the offense.

Also upward eye contact when they biting their lip. I don’t know why but it gets my gears going.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Intelligence is one of the traits I admire in the opposite gender. Along with soft skin, nice smell, and bright eyes on the more superficial side.

 

[thyme]

Asian men. Men with a good metal scream when singing. 5'4" to 5'9" height range is best- same height as me is the ideal